Thoughts of the Day

[Eagle]

1. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

2. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

3. A penny saved is a government oversight.

4. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody

 

[CpU MasteR]

This thread has been brought to you by, "Boredom"! Boredom, yeah, we have nothing else better to do

 

[mightyrocket]

1. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

Nothing = no thing
anything = any thing
everything = every thing

 

[Slougi]

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

 

[2fast4u]

This thread has been brought to you by, "Boredom"! Boredom, yeah, we have nothing else better to do

so damn true ... :satisfied

 

[ScottJC]

Theres nothing good about me.

 

[AlphaWolf]

Actually, I am in really bad shape financially.
I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills...
I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.

 

[Jaz]

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

I bet that took you a while?