Dolphin is dead Q-Q! (doesn't work)

[GzY]

Hey, I recently gave this emulator a shot. Downloaded it, extracted it, clicked it.

10 seconds go by... 20... 50...
Nothing.
Just blankness.

So I'm turning to this awesome community for help! Any suggestions?

 

[Remote]

You clicked it and nothing happened?

 

[GzY]

Yeah! Its like... it doesn't even try to start! I double-clicked, septuple-clicked, and then I clicked some more.... >_<

I just dunno why it's not working. >.>

 

[Toasty]

Where did you download Dolphin? Have you succeeded in running Dolphin on another computer?