Not the ussual product labels

[Cyberman]

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular
soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:
Defrost." (just a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do
not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot
after heating." (oh...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes
on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car
or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or
outdoor use only." (as opposed to where?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the
other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly
Delta?)



On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of
this happening somewhere?)

[cooliscool]

ROFLMFAO, especially the last one!

[Eagle]

Originally posted by Cyberman
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this
garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

Did anyone see the rerun of The Practice last night? Hehehe.

[DuDe]

Originally posted by Cyberman

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the
other use."

Anyone else thinks that the music from "Psycho" really fits here?

[Tri-Force]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will not enable you to fly. CLASIC STUPIDITY!! LOL!!!!

[Eagle]

Originally posted by Tri-Force
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will not enable you to fly. CLASIC STUPIDITY!! LOL!!!!

No seriously, on The Practice last night there was a court case involving a schizophrenic who jumped out a window fell two stories and killed a guy becuase he thought he was Superman. His defense was that the nurse was nagging him and made him forget to put on his cape so he couldn't fly.

[mann]

lol send some of those items to the jay leno show hell show em

[Johnny_Rico]

Seinfeld already used the superman thing, and I'm sure he isn't the first.

But the other things...

[AlphaWolf]

You know, behind 99% of these labels was a lawsuit, where the company did get sued pretty bad. Heres an extra one where a company got sued:

Stroller with a label that says "Warning: Remove child before folding."

Pretty god damn funny to me but I am sure the companies don't agree I think the funniest thing is the morons behind these lawsuits.

[Cyberman]

Originally posted by AlphaWolf
You know, behind 99% of these labels was a lawsuit, where the company did get sued pretty bad. Heres an extra one where a company got sued:

Stroller with a label that says "Warning: Remove child before folding."

Pretty god damn funny to me but I am sure the companies don't agree I think the funniest thing is the morons behind these lawsuits.

I think what concerned me the most was the part about the genitals. Somehow I think someone's wife had something to do with it.. for some reason.

At least it wasn't on the product label for a rip saw.

Cyb