The Big Red Button USB Hub!

[Cyberman]

All right here is something all geeks want.
Your stupid new USB gizmo doesn't work... HIT THE BUTTON!



Cyb

[WhiteX]

Looks like we can launch A-bombs with that.

[A.I.]

3 uses:

1. Connect it to my Inbox and use it to destroy SPAM!
2. Connect it to my T.V remote to destroy (turnoff) Desperate Housewives.
3. Connect it to my arse and use it every time i fart!

[BlueFalcon7]

I would want to modify that and make it do other stuff like, play other weird sounds, or music.

[ScottJC]

Hrm, if I could use that thing when the cops come round it would make it super easy to destroy evidence! (If I could program it to switch the fans off the processor and fry the hard drive anyway) Kaboom!

[thepreserver]

Umm...I know that was just a joke and all about the fan, but you could program it to open the program SpeedFan and change the settings to make it turn off the fans. Then in about 10 seconds or so, the evidence is all gone!!!

[A.I.]

More uses:

Great for road rage! Connect it to your car's horn. By the time you flicked all the switches the offender has long disappeared! Nobody gets hurt! Just don't forget to actually keep your eyes on the road while operating or else you might find youself self destructing when you hit a tree.

Want to jump those pesky queues? Strap it to your chest, and watch people part like the red sea. Just remember to take it off when the anti-terrorist task force arrives or else you'll probably receive a bullet in the brain ala Conkers!

The perfect gift for the suicide bomber. No more messy wires and shoddy sticks of dynamite or C4. Now your average terrorist can wear one with pride and go out in style with a bang! Comes in pink with matching handbag and poodle. Now if only Paris Hilton will buy one...

Connect it to a real nuclear warhead to blast those anoying neighbours next door who play loud music and watch Desperate Housewives. What, don't have a nuclear warhead? Contact your local Super Power. If all fails see North Korea...

Instructions:

1.Take out the Megazord Self Destruction Button USB hub from packaging box. 2.Stare for 20 seconds. 3.Flick switch A. 4.Flick switch B. 5.Turn key. 6.Press red button. 7.Put back in box. Now repeat instructions 1-7 till bored. 8.Sell on E-bay for three times the price! 9.Get a life. 10. You still here?