If you only knew the power of Hello Kitty.

[Allnatural]

ph33r

[Toasty]

Ha! If this is the dark side nowadays, I'd hate to see what getup the Jedi are wearing.

[A.I.]

Queer eye for the Sith guy!

[WhiteX]

Blind one, i am actually Laughing Out Loud.

[A.I.]

I can just see the show now...

Carson: Darth, that black leather is sooo 80's. I think we need some bright pastel colours to highlight your dark features...how does pink and green sound?

Darth Vader: Most impressive!

[WhiteX]

Kyan: This mask, hmmm... It needs some white to bring out your big, dark eyes, what do you think, my lord?

Carson: My lord, hmm...Kinky!

Darth Vader: Most impressive.

[A.I.]

Carson does The Phantom Menace!

Anakin: For the fifteenth fucking time, Carson, NO! I don't want to wear that fucking pink shirt and matching silk robe! It makes me look like a fucking gay Jawa!

Carson: Don't be such a drama queen Hayden! It matches your tone perfectly! Besides, everybody knows you can't act!

Jar Jar Binks: Yousa tinking yousa people gonna -

Carson: Oh shut the fuck up Jar Jar!

[WhiteX]

but it ended on the "attack of the clones"...

Anakin:...and i slaughtered them as animals, not only the men, but the women and the queers too!

[A.I.]

LOL! Seinfeld pokes his head up: But not that there's anything wrong with it!

[yegosimo]

lol
would he have a Teletubbies' disguise???