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icepir8
August 9th, 2002, 18:37
A friend faxed me some figures I thought were pretty funny:
If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49.00.
Enron $16.50 Worldcom $5.00 left If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock), drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for $.10 deposit per can, you would have $214.00.

Current investment advice is drink heavily and recycle.

Malcolm
August 9th, 2002, 18:52
humm... good investment advice...

Trotterwatch
August 9th, 2002, 19:16
The best investment advice I've ever heard, that's for sure!

Ruesselschnurps
August 10th, 2002, 13:54
I'm gonna give that a try !