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Malcolm
April 21st, 2002, 07:54
10 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK..


1) It's an incentive to show up.

2) It reduces stress.

3) It leads to more honest communications.

4) It reduces complaints about low pay.

5) It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6) Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7) It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8) It encourages carpooling.

9) Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

10) It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

2fast4u
April 21st, 2002, 08:00
3) It leads to more honest communications.

so damn true ... :colgate:

cheers! :D

Macca
April 21st, 2002, 15:10
11) more love around the workplace "i luvvv youse all"

DuDe
April 21st, 2002, 15:26
I don`t think that you need as much as 10 reasons for that one...

sytaylor
April 21st, 2002, 17:57
12) it gives you that beautiful courage to say to your boss "kiss my ass" and then blame it on the alchol

Macca
April 21st, 2002, 18:02
13) Don't need to worry about bad breath, it's mouthwash