#emulation64 to be gay AS SOON AS EVEN 5 years??

[aprentice]

Hi, ive made a very disturbing discovery. We were having our daily conversations on #emulation64 when martin asked "I wonder if the chan will still exist then". I have decided to conduct some research and at this pace, and came up with some statistics:

Every 7 Days a gay person joins #emulation64.
Every 301 Days a straight person joins #emulation64.
Every 10 Days a straight person leaves #emulation64.
Every 290 Days a gay person leaves #emulation64.

If we continue at this pace, and we most likely will, Emulation64 will be 90% gay by 2006. 10% Unknown. Here are some quotes to convince you, enjoy:

March 14 2002 -------------------Logging Period of JUST 10 mins!

[18:53] <AlphaWolf> Aprentice: if you were on a bus full of fags, would you get off?
My response: Are you on this bus?

[18:59] <Martin64> last night Aprentice and I had so good sex that even the neighbours had to have a smoke :P
[19:00] <Martin64> think the #bearcave guys will hunt us down and take it over?
My response: yea, if redah keeps inviting his friends here.

[19:00] <Martin64> Redah: heh, how can one guy make the chan 90% gay?
My response: Its not one guy, its many!

[19:01] <@Redah> they'll rename the Eris Free Network to the Everyone's a Fag Network
[19:02] <Martin64> schibo just came out of the closet :P
[19:02] <schibo> boo
[19:02] * CpUMasteR Rapes schibo
[19:02] * Martin64 hops up in Redah's lap
[19:03] <CpUMasteR> Ok, Enough gay shit...
[19:04] <schibo> Gay/Lesbian emulation

Weeks/Months Earlier-------------------------------------------

[09:24] * bjz has sex with lrdcheese's mom for the hell of it
[09:25] * lrdcheese has sex with bjz for the hell of it
[09:26] * bjz dies
[09:26] <Aprentice> now thats #bearcave material guys, beautiful!

[00:53] * Rad|Sleep grabs DK64 and takes him to bed
[00:53] <Rad|Sleep> :p
[00:53] <CpUMasteR> Awww

[22:48] <Radeon> i'll show you mine
[22:48] * Radeon takes off his pants

<Radeon> DK64...
<Radeon> how goes them daily ass rapes?
<DK64> they're ok, my ass doesnt get torn anymore, its stretched

[22:14] *** MAME changes topic to '[22:13] * Radeon shudders to think of the daily ass rapes DK64 speaks of'

Thats all for now folks, or this post would be too big! These are logs just from the past 3 days :P

[CpU MasteR]

Originally posted by aprentice
[19:03] <CpUMasteR> Ok, Enough gay shit...


'Nuff said

[aprentice]

Originally posted by aprentice
Hi, ive made a very disturbing discovery. We were having our daily conversations on #emulation64 when martin asked "I wonder if the chan will still exist then". I have decided to conduct some research and at this pace, and came up with some statistics:

Every 7 Days a gay person joins #emulation64.
Every 301 Days a straight person joins #emulation64.
Every 10 Days a straight person leaves #emulation64.
Every 290 Days a gay person leaves #emulation64.

If we continue at this pace, and we most likely will, Emulation64 will be 90% gay by 2006. 10% Unknown. Here are some quotes to convince you, enjoy:

March 14 2002 -------------------Logging Period of JUST 10 mins!

[18:53] <AlphaWolf> Aprentice: if you were on a bus full of fags, would you get off?
My response: Are you on this bus?

[18:59] <Martin64> last night Aprentice and I had so good sex that even the neighbours had to have a smoke :P
[19:00] <Martin64> think the #bearcave guys will hunt us down and take it over?
My response: yea, if redah keeps inviting his friends here.

[19:00] <Martin64> Redah: heh, how can one guy make the chan 90% gay?
My response: Its not one guy, its many!

[19:01] <@Redah> they'll rename the Eris Free Network to the Everyone's a Fag Network
[19:02] <Martin64> schibo just came out of the closet :P
[19:02] <schibo> boo
[19:02] * CpUMasteR Rapes schibo
[19:02] * Martin64 hops up in Redah's lap
[19:03] <CpUMasteR> Ok, Enough gay shit...
[19:04] <schibo> Gay/Lesbian emulation

Weeks/Months Earlier-------------------------------------------

[09:24] * bjz has sex with lrdcheese's mom for the hell of it
[09:25] * lrdcheese has sex with bjz for the hell of it
[09:26] * bjz dies
[09:26] <Aprentice> now thats #bearcave material guys, beautiful!

[00:53] * Rad|Sleep grabs DK64 and takes him to bed
[00:53] <Rad|Sleep> :p
[00:53] <CpUMasteR> Awww

[22:48] <Radeon> i'll show you mine
[22:48] * Radeon takes off his pants

<Radeon> DK64...
<Radeon> how goes them daily ass rapes?
<DK64> they're ok, my ass doesnt get torn anymore, its stretched

[22:14] *** MAME changes topic to '[22:13] * Radeon shudders to think of the daily ass rapes DK64 speaks of'

Thats all for now folks, or this post would be too big! These are logs just from the past 3 days :P

If anything looks suspicious, martin is prolly sensoring the board!

[CpU MasteR]

Originally posted by aprentice
*** Aprentice changes topic to '#Emulation64 - Topic changes every 2 sec (lets talk about penis's now!)'

Hmmmmmmmmm....... About 1 Month ago....

[aprentice]

it was penis size awareness day, only seemed like a logical topic!

[CpU MasteR]

OK.... I guess I will Be the First one to say it know after Martin took the fun out if it ???

Aprentice...

[aprentice]

Your damn right it is Richard!

[DK64]

[16:14:58] <Martin64> don't touch my package
[16:15:22] <Redah> i already did

ahem....

[Azimer]

Glad I left that channel....

[aprentice]

lol azi

[Slougi]

Acyually I have not been sexually harrassed yet in #emulation64. I guess it's only a matter of time though. ???

[Jaz]

Originally posted by Slougi
Acyually I have not been sexually harrassed yet in #emulation64. I guess it's only a matter of time though. ??? *lol* You'll get your time.. ;)

[Slougi]

i'll be ready :term:

[Jaz]

Originally posted by Slougi
i'll be ready :term:

But will you be back? :term:

[Slougi]

:bs:
I'll never be away :biggrin:

[Jaz]

*lol* ;)

[Keith]

I idle almost 90% of the time ... but log everything.

wonder what else I can find in those logs ... :D

[2fast4u]

Originally posted by Keith
I idle almost 90% of the time ... but log everything.

wonder what else I can find in those logs ... :D

strange, weird things. the logs of yesterday give me the creeps again. :D

[Slougi]

Heh 2fast4u i've never seen u on irc. come on join us, u'll get hooked ;)

[2fast4u]

Originally posted by Slougi
Heh 2fast4u i've never seen u on irc. come on join us, u'll get hooked ;)

u probably wasnt here in the last couple days. i was on since a lil while now. ;)

[DK64]

i idle 95% of the time, logging everything...

anyone want me to up the emu64 logs from the last month or so ?(about 5 MB)

[Slougi]

nah we all have em ;)

[DuDe]

"Emu64 - #bearcave refugees are welcome here" :)

[Slougi]

[20:38] <x2f4u> winxp crashes as well
[20:38] <x2f4u> :(
[20:38] <Slougi> it's not crashed yet on my pc =P
[20:38] <DuDe_> i know, but the bastards want 120 shekels for a fucking burnt cd
[20:38] * i4get is [away] [reason: f00d] [at: 19:38:37]
[20:38] <x2f4u> it worked fine for like 4 months then it went gay
[20:38] <Slougi> except with crap creative drivers
[20:38] <Slougi> =(
[20:39] <x2f4u> seems like the longer u have it the more gay it is. meanwhile it produces some weird errors
[20:39] <Slougi> hmm
[20:39] <Slougi> i've been running it since november
[20:39] <Slougi> no probs at all
[20:39] <DuDe_> lol, "WinXP - we get gayer as time passes by"
[20:39] <Slougi> lol
[20:39] <x2f4u> lol
[20:39] <x2f4u> "emu64 - we get gayer as time passes by"
[20:40] <x2f4u> also true
[20:40] <Slougi> "emu64 - we can't get any gayer"
[20:40] <Slougi> =P
[20:40] <x2f4u> lol
[20:40] <DuDe_> "Emu64 - #bearcave refugees united"
[20:40] <Slougi> lol
[20:40] <x2f4u> lol
[20:40] <Slougi> "Emu64 - #bearcave ops united"
[20:40] <Slougi> ;P
[20:40] <x2f4u> =)
[20:40] <DuDe_> "Emu64 - how gay do you want to get today?"
[20:40] * Slougi goes get some more tentacle hentai
[20:41] <Slougi> lol
[20:41] <x2f4u> lol slougi
[20:41] <Slougi> =P
[20:41] * DuDe_ goes to watch lesbian pr0n again to get straighter
[20:41] <Slougi> argh dirty thoughts
[20:41] <Slougi> dirty tentacles lol
[20:41] * Slougi is listening to "kwan - Micless MC" .:192kbps / 44kHz / Stereo - 0:16/3:44:.
[20:42] * x2f4u is still listening to his crappy radio stream (32 kbps!!!!)
[20:42] <Martin64> lol
[20:42] * DuDe_ is back to the gay den aka Emu64... armed with lesbian pr0n to protect himself from the evil forces of gayness



Some nice logs :biggrin:

[Jaz]

Heeheeheehee.. :)

Have we all had enough yet?!

[Slougi]

Not before u join us :devil:

[Josep]

all that needs to be said in this sad thread

[CpU MasteR]

sigh...

[Jaz]

/Closed.. :term: