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Alchemist
November 6th, 2005, 20:59
Man glued to toilet seat (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-11-04T132606Z_01_EIC448359_RTRUKOC_0_US-GLUE.xml)

Apparently the most efficient way to get yourself into the news this year is to have some private place glued.

Also, stress = diabetes.
tye stik
November 7th, 2005, 03:32
Lol, thats America for you... get sued off your shitnoggin cause of some trumped up crap. But hey, cheap cigarrets and booze.
Toasty
November 7th, 2005, 04:01
Seems like gluing people to things is the new in thing to do... (http://www.emutalk.net/talk-town/31115-super-glue-exes-dont-mix.html) :rolleyes:
tye stik
November 7th, 2005, 04:12
yes, well us Black Mages are too smart for such idiocy
Toasty
November 7th, 2005, 07:45
We are...? Oops... :whistling :happy:
Jaz
November 7th, 2005, 10:52
EmuTalk - now proudly sponsored by Some Random Super Glue Company
http://www.wesecure.com/super-glue.jpg
GCFreak
November 7th, 2005, 18:37
Lol...
blueshogun96
November 8th, 2005, 04:57
heh
WhiteX
November 8th, 2005, 11:52
Random Super Glue Company, my ass!
Dupe!
smegforbrain
November 9th, 2005, 19:10
They're saying now that this guy has made a similar allegation in the past.

But that raises the question: to intentionally glue your own ass to the seat? That's some sort of invitation for therapy...
Alchemist
November 9th, 2005, 19:44
People like this will be the downfall of America.

"I'm too lazy to actually work, so I'll just glue my hiney to this toilet seat and sue Home Depot."

#1 Why would there be glue on the seat?
#2 Why would there be enough glue on the seat for him to get stuck?
#3 Why when he felt that he had sat in that much glue did he not stand up, instead of getting stuck.

He's gotta have a pretty numb-butt to not feel a toilet seat covered in glue.
smcd
November 9th, 2005, 22:00
Unless it was super glue or the like, which doesn't lend well to quick jerking motions when it's on skin after it sets up (which is rather instantaneous) :p
WhiteX
November 10th, 2005, 02:44
The guy thought, "Well, there´s some glue on my seat, i´ll be rich!"
Cönker
November 12th, 2005, 04:28
People like this will be the downfall of America.

"I'm too lazy to actually work, so I'll just glue my hiney to this toilet seat and sue Home Depot."

#1 Why would there be glue on the seat?
#2 Why would there be enough glue on the seat for him to get stuck?
#3 Why when he felt that he had sat in that much glue did he not stand up, instead of getting stuck.

He's gotta have a pretty numb-butt to not feel a toilet seat covered in glue.
If you actually read the story 3 teenagers were spotted doing random mischief.