Who would win in a sword fight...

[vampireuk]

Puss in boots or Jesus in his second coming :D

[DuDe]

Jesus can't lose, he'll respawn all the time or something.

[-Shadow-]

Jesus can't lose, he'll respawn all the time or something.

I agree , he's gods son after all and so he can revive ! But the puss in boots can't lose either, Jesus won't hurt that cute Kittie, even I won't... Ah the puss could die because of high age...

After all, I think Jesus would win !

[LazerTag]

mmmmm kitty stew!

[2fast4u]

jesus is imaginary, and have you ever seen a bunch of air fight with a sword? so there. go kitty!

[Eagle]

Hmm, gotta say Jesus, cats are afraid of water, and Jesus can walk on it.

[Allnatural]

This begs the question...would this fight occur before or after Jesus beat his sword into a plowshare? I've never held a plowshare, but I imagine you would be at a distinct disadvantage against someone with a sword.

Of course, Jesus could probably beat that plowshare back into a sword, or any large, incendiary weapon for that matter. My money's on Jesus. ;)

[Stezo2k]

puss in boots, i don't believe in religion ;)

[t0rek]

Jesus is inmortal! so he can't lose... If the puss in boots gain inmortality... then it will be the coolest eternal fight!!!

[revl8er]

It would end in a tie, just because jesus won't die but he also won't hurt anything.

[vampireuk]

Actually Jesus in his second coming is suppose to rid the world of sinners, so he will hurt people :P

[blizz]

I opened this thread saw vamps avatar and the first thing I said was "Jesus fucking Christ!".

I think Jesus gets my vote.

[PsyMan]

I vote for Jesus because at least he can't lose.

[vampireuk]

I opened this thread saw vamps avatar and the first thing I said was "Jesus fucking Christ!".

I think Jesus gets my vote.

You should have seen my sig before I thought it was a bit too much :D

[t0rek]

Did you guys watched Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" ??? It is incredible all the thing that a lot of guys made to that guy and he still survived! Jesus was so brave that he showed to this bunch of guys that he can resist anything! So he is a real macho!!! And the book "Revelations" says something about the son of God fighting with a sword coming out of his mouth! Doesn't this sounds cool?
He would fight like Orochimaru (for those Naruto fans, you know what I mean) :P

[AlphaWolf]

Could jesus forge a sword that is so big, that he himself cannot carry it?

[aprentice]

this thread reminds me of the question "can jesus make a piece of coal so hot that not even he can touch it?" :P

[DuDe]

Could jesus forge a sword that is so big, that he himself cannot carry it?
Jesus wasn't a superhuman. The saying you're referring to says "could God forge a sword that is so big, that he himself couldn't carry it".

[ScottJC]

Rid the world of sinners eh, won't be many people left then.

[vampireuk]

I doubt there will be anybody left considering all the things that are no longer considered sinning by us :P

[Allnatural]

Rid the world of sinners eh, won't be many people left then.
Nah. In an age of moral relativism there is no more sin. :saint:

[2fast4u]

Nah. In an age of moral relativism there is no more sin. :saint:

thats what im talking about :happy:

[aprentice]

Nah. In an age of moral relativism there is no more sin. :saint:

exactly what i'm thinking!
in organized religion, everythings a sin, so how can you not sin? :P

[blizz]

You should have seen my sig before I thought it was a bit too much :D

for some reason, I don't want to know.

[vampireuk]

It's called been prudish :P

[icepir8]

My moneys on Freddy Krugger.

[ScottJC]

What why are you voting for Jesus, you 13 should realize Jesus is way less interesting than Puss in boots, I mean, come on... Jesus is a carpenter... Puss in Boots is a swordsman/cat whatever... plus he has cute mode... Jesus couldn't resist that.

[sheik124]

Go Puss! (that sounds weird)

[chrono417]

Jesus couldn't hurt puss he too cute

[Piko]

It's a tie!

Jesus would never kill a little kitty, and the kitty wouldn't ever win, because Jesus would just respawn. Plus I think Jesus uses an Aim-bot! Cheater!

[Jakob]

Jesus couldn't hurt puss he too cute
The thing about gravedigging is that you might just be digging your own damned grave.