View Full Version : Aussies, leave your doors unlocked...
Allnatural
October 17th, 2004, 16:58
you may get a nighttime visit. ;)
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996540
Jaz
October 17th, 2004, 18:57
*lol* Thats one weird condition to have! ;)
MasterPhW
October 17th, 2004, 23:30
*Rofl*
Good, that I'm not a aussie.
Quvack
October 18th, 2004, 01:24
my doors all be well open with neon lights pointing to them, just to help the weary ;)
Jakob
October 18th, 2004, 06:24
master_phw doesn't want strange women coming up to him to fuck? weirdo
Clements
October 18th, 2004, 12:09
The woman in the article was middle-aged, so maybe he likes them a bit younger ;)
Jakob
October 18th, 2004, 20:19
I think he likes them a bit elderly... and male?
MasterPhW
October 18th, 2004, 23:36
I thought all aussie will come to fuck, so that means OLD women (up to 80) and male one... that's why I will not be an aussie...
I think he likes them a bit elderly... and male?
My girlfriend would push me, if a middle aged woman would come, but I like it to let my doors open, so it's good that I'm not an aussie.
And BTW: wasn't it Martin who was gay? :P
aprentice
October 19th, 2004, 01:30
If a women walked up to your door for sex, theres almost not a single man on the planet who would turn that down, but if a man walked to a womens door, he'd get hit with a bat or slapped :P
"But there are some extraordinary cases of sleep walkers leaving their homes, driving cars, or engaging in behaviours that they would not usually. In 1987, Ken Parks, drove 23 kilometres from his home in Pickering, Ontario, to his in-laws house, where he strangled his father-in-law unconscious, and stabbed his mother-in-law to death. He was acquitted of murder because he was sleepwalking at the time."
Now thats absurd, thats aussie law for ya :P
ScottJC
October 19th, 2004, 02:24
Yeah, and we found the single man on the planet that would turn it down, its MasterPHW ;)
Jakob
October 19th, 2004, 04:00
If a women walked up to your door for sex, theres almost not a single man on the planet who would turn that down, but if a man walked to a womens door, he'd get hit with a bat or slapped :P
"But there are some extraordinary cases of sleep walkers leaving their homes, driving cars, or engaging in behaviours that they would not usually. In 1987, Ken Parks, drove 23 kilometres from his home in Pickering, Ontario, to his in-laws house, where he strangled his father-in-law unconscious, and stabbed his mother-in-law to death. He was acquitted of murder because he was sleepwalking at the time."
Now thats absurd, thats aussie law for ya :P
eh? Pickering Ontario is in Canada, not australia:P
Eagle
October 19th, 2004, 06:02
Jay Leno actually mentioned this tonight.
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