Travel Photo Superthread!

[markcole]

With the hope that we'll see even more adventure photographs.
I'll go first.

Photo 1.
I am your narrator. It's cold. Identity now known.
Photo 2.
Lets drive somewhere warm with few provisions. We'll go to Florida. January is the dry season.
Photo 3.
Travel friend. Identity secret.
Photo 4.
The road. Whee! Let's pass out and timetravel!
Photo 5.
The "medicine" wears off, I think it left me retarded. It is now nearly our destination.



Continued.........

[markcole]

Photo 1.
We stop to stretch and rest time machine.
Photo 2.
Scary trail. We see no one for a long time.
Photo 3.
It is the dry season. Whee! River of mud.
Photo 4.
Nature rules. Procreate! Make more pretty birds.






Continued...

[markcole]

Photo 1.
More birds. In motion even.
Photo 2.
Another.
Photo 3.
AHHHH! He's where did he come from?!?!
I will run away!
Photo 4. These folks are not scared.
He must be lazy or full already.
Photo 5.
Oh shit!! He's got a posse. A state full of em even.
Let's go away from here.

[markcole]

Photo 1.
This excited me. Does this make me non-hetero?
Photo 2.
I liked it so much I clicked again.
Truthfully i took 38 pictures of these things.
Photo 3.
Coral Castle. All made by one skinny old man.
Photo 4.
More of same.

[markcole]

Photo 1.
Retired oversea highway heading towards Key West.
Photo 2.
Man-made wonder.
Photo 3.
Don't jump roadbuddy, it's just not worth it.
Besides, you've got the keys to the time machine.
Photo 4.
If anyone dies today it will be me!

[markcole]

Photo 1.
On second thought, maybe i wont jump.
Is water supposed to be this color?
Photo 2.
Reminds me of the inside of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle custard snack pie.
Photo 3.
How did that get there?
Photo 4.
The culprits themselves.
Photo 5.
I'm allergic to bird feces.
Can you see the sneeze brewing inside those huge nostrils?


Continued....

[markcole]

Photo 1.
Here I sit in misery. Why the upset face?
All I smell is fish and posing for this photo is making my arse hurt.
Photo 2.
You will become my desktop when i get home.
Photo 3.
The beach with my best pseudo "tuffguy" face on account of the sun in my eyes and that damned fish smell again.
Photo 4.
I almost slip on the ice. Except it's kinda warm-ish.
Yeah, I'm such a retard because that's a sea creature.



Continued....

The description for #4 jpg should be manowar. Ha silly me.

[markcole]

Photo 1.
We should walk further. I'll go first.
Oh, shit! My feet are sinking! I'll just jump a little
further to that dry spot.
Photo 2.
Fuck me it the goat ass! Hand me a branch or something!
No seriously! Stop taking fucking pictures and help a
muhfugger already! I'm sinking an shit!
Photo 3.
Haha ha keep taking pictures.
I hope you realize how foul these shoes and socks are going to
make your van stink. Dick.
Photo 4.
Key West has lots of weird bastards.
Many have chickens as pets.
Photo 5.
"Watch that tree make sure the crooked thing doesn't hit the roof."
Crrrunch! "What was that??" "Dude, we forgot to pull in the mirror."
"Oops." It only cracked, sadly you can hardly tell by the photo.
Photo 6.
Yay! End of the line. Unless we want to buy a boat and go get some cigars.
Perhaps next time.


The End

P.S. If anyone cares, we had the PS2 running in the van the whole trip, on a 32inch tv. Had to buy an electric converter to do so. That's love.

[khanmeister]

Love is buying a power converter? LOL

Your love is much cheaper than mine have been! Here's some shots of trips I took last year, the last one i gimpized later with color from memory.

Hard to believe it's been a year already since that Hawaii trip.

[Allnatural]

markcole:

Well done storyteller, loved every minute of it. I now have a Florida trip experienced vicariously through your eyes (and shoes, HA). :)

[cooliscool]

Nice story. ;)

The first pics though, look like something out of bangbus. :P

[Teamz]

Nice story. ;)

The first pics though, look like something out of bangbus. :P

mmm then where's the chix? :P

[t0rek]

Great photos indeed!