Slougi
May 26th, 2003, 15:38
A man gets out of prison with $10 in his pocket. He immediatly heads for the nearest ball warmerhouse, hoping inflation hasn't gotten too bad while he was in. To his dismay, the madam informs him that the going price is $50. He begs and pleads and makes a nuisance of himself until she rolls her eyes, take his $10, and tells him to go to the room 33 at the top of the stairs.
The girl in room 33 is not very talkative and her technique leaves much to be desired but since he is only there for a very short time he doesn't complain. In fact, he's so busy that he doesn't notice until afterward that she's crying.
"Hey, what's wrong?" he asks but, getting no reply, looks closer
and notices that her nose is running as well.
"Are you sick?" he asks, but again getting no reply, looks closer still and sees that in addition to crying and runny nose, she is also drooling.
He jumps up, grabs his shirt and runs downstairs to where the madam is supervising the janitor mopping the floor in the lobby.
"Lady," he says with alarm, "I don't know what's wrong with that girl but she won't talk and she's crying and drooling. Maybe she had a stroke or something."
The madam looks at the janitor with exasperation and says.....
"You better get the plunger, Harry, it sounds like the dead one's full again."
(Pretty gross, I know ;))
The girl in room 33 is not very talkative and her technique leaves much to be desired but since he is only there for a very short time he doesn't complain. In fact, he's so busy that he doesn't notice until afterward that she's crying.
"Hey, what's wrong?" he asks but, getting no reply, looks closer
and notices that her nose is running as well.
"Are you sick?" he asks, but again getting no reply, looks closer still and sees that in addition to crying and runny nose, she is also drooling.
He jumps up, grabs his shirt and runs downstairs to where the madam is supervising the janitor mopping the floor in the lobby.
"Lady," he says with alarm, "I don't know what's wrong with that girl but she won't talk and she's crying and drooling. Maybe she had a stroke or something."
The madam looks at the janitor with exasperation and says.....
"You better get the plunger, Harry, it sounds like the dead one's full again."
(Pretty gross, I know ;))