Another day in dixons life

[aprentice]

[15:53] <@dixon> you gave him HIV dude ...
[15:53] <Aprentice> dixon: lol
[15:53] <@dixon> one night of passion for a life like that .. that's just wrong
[15:53] <Aprentice> does your mom still think your gay?
[15:54] <@dixon> lol
[15:54] <@dixon> probably :P
[15:54] <FLaRe85> ???
[15:54] <@dixon> there were giant penis' all over the screen .. what do you expect ? :P
[15:54] <Aprentice> :P

[BTM]

that's why my mom dosn't know how to use my comp, and i'm not going to show her how :P

once, she tried to turn the TV Tuner on, and ended up changing my screen resolution ...

[Redah]

Well things usually go wrong when a woman 'turns them on' ;)

[linker]

so true

[Jesus]

I have pasta shaped as penises, can you imagine putting that in your mouth and actually enjoying it? :saint:

[vampireuk]

just dont put mayonaise on them:D