...or
Or if you want the emulator to run more slowly, try buying a computer with a 2+GHz P4, GeForce 4 Ti4200 or Radeon 9800, 768MB of RAM and Windows XP Pro SP1, DirectX 9.1 and all the latest drivers.
Based on the message traffic here, I'd say that configuration will slow any game to a crawl (as well as mess up all kinds of graphics effects and cause out-of-memory errors all day long, but hey - you can't have everything. At least you can fully appreciate the errors at 20 FPS).
:baaa: