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[22:37:01] <vampireuk> oh yeah did anyone see my question about lotr last night?
[22:37:05] <Gorxon> hehe
[22:37:08] <vampireuk> does Gollum have a penis?
[22:37:08] <RemSleep> no
[22:37:13] <RemSleep> no, he doesn't
[22:37:25] <vampireuk> i was checking last night but he has a little rag
[22:37:26] <|DuDe|> That's the precious thing they stole from him
[22:37:27] <RemSleep> you ate it
[22:37:33] <RemSleep> dude: lol
[22:37:47] <RemSleep> we all know what size then ^^
[22:37:53] <|DuDe|> You see, the ring was like a kinky sex toy or something
[22:37:57] <vampireuk> thats how bored i was last night, i was watching lotr to see if he had a penis
[22:38:03] <|DuDe|> He wears it on his schlong
[22:38:06] <RemSleep> it's a piercing
[22:38:13] <vampireuk> a prince albert :eek:
 

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