I wanna kill Emacs, and its coming on to me...

**Malcolm** · August 27th, 2002, 03:00

{the green text is me, orange is Emacs}

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

i want to kill you

Why do you say you might want to kill me?

because you suck

Can you elaborate on that?

not really

What makes you believe not really?

because i cannot elaborate on it further, to my knowladge

Is it because you cannot elaborate on it further to your knowladge
that you came to me?

indeed

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

to what end?

Earlier you said you would like to kill me?

this is true

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

indeed, my plans are to kill you...

This is not a healthy way of thinking.

are you sure

Is it because of your life that you say are me sure?

i dont understand that statement Mr. Doctor

Does it bother you that statement mr doctor?

no, the statement doesn't bother me

You mentioned that you cannot elaborate on it further to your
knowladge?

i did, whats your point?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?

no, just talking to you, and using Emacs does this to me

Emacs? Hah! Perhaps you could continue.

I don't want to

to what ?
How does it feel to want?

you'll never know, your a piece of computer software

You have your mind on computers, it seems.

indeed

Go on, don't be afraid.

umm... are you coming on to me?

Are you sure that umm are me coming on to you?

nope... im scared now...

Do you really think you are afraid of something?

yes, you!

What makes you think you would like to kill me?

AHH!!!!!

I hope someone find this at least midly amusing.

**cooliscool** · August 27th, 2002, 03:29

/me is laughing his ass off

**The Khan Artist** · August 28th, 2002, 17:39

ELIZA, right?

**DuDe** · August 28th, 2002, 18:06

I always knew that Emacs is evil... But XEmacs, dude, XEmacs is the damn satan

**CpU MasteR** · August 28th, 2002, 23:06

lol

**iq_132** · August 28th, 2002, 23:38

I... am... so scared right now...
slowly backing away from this thread

**Sukh** · August 29th, 2002, 20:23

strange

I tried getting that Alice AI crap to work, couldn't figure it out so i gave up

**Eddy** · August 30th, 2002, 04:16

cooliscool nice avatar :-)

**cooliscool** · August 30th, 2002, 05:22

hehe, thank allnatural

i thought it was pretty funny so i'm using it here and at ngemu.

ahh the fond memories of excitebike..

**decription** · September 1st, 2002, 13:39

I like emacs it maybe primitive and take time to learn but it's fine. I guess cause i like linux so much

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