The Return of the Antichrist

[2fast4u]

<@Redah> http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php



<x2f4u> Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about the return of the antichrist. <--

<vampireuk> I never left
<vampireuk> :p
<x2f4u> lol

[CpU MasteR]

lol

[linker]

i didn't understand the joke... but... LOL

[Eagle]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic Pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the United Nations. This will all be done from an obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your plague of doom, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet

Hmmm, interesting....

[2fast4u]

here my edition ...

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.