A friend faxed me some figures I thought were pretty funny:
If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49.00.
Enron $16.50 Worldcom $5.00 left If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock), drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for $.10 deposit per can, you would have $214.00.
Current investment advice is drink heavily and recycle.
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August 9th, 2002, 17:37 #1Moderator
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drink heavily and recycle
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August 9th, 2002, 17:52 #2Not a Moderator
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humm... good investment advice...
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August 9th, 2002, 18:16 #3Moderator
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The best investment advice I've ever heard, that's for sure!
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August 10th, 2002, 12:54 #4The Mad Wombat
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I'm gonna give that a try !
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