nHancer not loading!

[A.I.]

nHancer isn't loading on startup! The little bitch refuses to open! The only way I can open it is by uninstalling/reinstalling and then it opens normally but next time I start my computer I have the same problem, it doesn't open!

This pisses me off no end cos I hate Nvidia control panel, it sucks big time, always playing up, resetting my dual screen settings. I do have the latest version of nHancer which supposedly supports the latest Forceware drivers (I have Forceware 162.18) so I don't know what the problem is.

I use nHancer all the time and it's going to drive me crazy if I have to uninstall/reinstall everytime just to open it. Has anybody had this problem?

[Doomulation]

Since when do programs have a gender?
I've never even heard of this program, but was there such a thing as a time when it worked fine?
In XP you can also use the old-style nVidia control panel.

[A.I.]

Since when do programs have a gender?
I've never even heard of this program, but was there such a thing as a time when it worked fine?
In XP you can also use the old-style nVidia control panel.

Silly me, I should have shown you the link. http://www.nhancer.com/

nHancer is brilliant when it works, but is a little Dyke when it won't open, which lately its been doing. As I said the only way I can open nHancer is by reinstalling it. And just like Shania Twain, nVidia CP doesn't impress me much.

And yes, all my programs are bitches...

[A.I.]

Sorry for the unnecessary double post but I thought it was err...necessary. nHancer is the least of my problems, I have a far more pressing concern.

As I stated earlier I have a problem with nVidia resetting my dual screen settings at whim. Sometimes, it doesn't even matter if the settings aren't changed, I still receive no signal from my LCD (my secondary monitor). This usually happens everytime I restart my computer and so I have to run the multiple display wizard yet again.

And for some reason Nvidia sets the resolution of my primary monitor to 60 hz so I have to change it back yet again to 85 hz.

Also when I play video through WMP I get no signal from the LCD, even though 'Use Overlays' are ticked in the performance/advanced options and the modify full-screen options in nVidia CP are correctly set to fullscreen/ Analogue (Analogue is the LCD)

The only way I can get video to display on my LCD is by opening nVidia CP, select multiple display wizard without running it,while playing video thru WMP, sometimes I might have to turn WMP off/on a couple times for it to work. However if I close WMP then I have to repeat the whole process again!

Does, um, anyone have this problem with nVidia CP or is my computer...erm, excuse my french, completely FUCKED?

[Doomulation]

Maybe a pretty obvious suggestion, but have you tried older/newer drivers?

[A.I.]

The latest drivers that nVidia could provide....

[Doomulation]

Ya? Then could try unofficial drivers. There's lots of those for XP too.

[A.I.]

Ya? Then could try unofficial drivers. There's lots of those for XP too.

Nah, unofficial drivers can be buggy, as I heard forceware beta 163 reportedly is.

Anyway, I uninstalled/reinstalled forceware 162 drivers and fingers/legs crossed (I need to go to the toilet!) nVidia is behaving itself - hopefully that puts the bitch back in her box!

As for the other bitch, nHancer, that little dyke still doesn't put out. If I appear to be sounding sexist, I am. I'm a male. And I don't get laid as much as I used to. I'm married...

[Doomulation]

...hopefully that puts the bitch back in her box!...

Yeah, so apparently you have the naughty vision that everything has a gender and apparently that you should mistreat women and call them bitches.
Get a grip on yourself! Don't let your private life ruin the poor software and drivers' lives.

[A.I.]

Yeah, so apparently you have the naughty vision that everything has a gender and apparently that you should mistreat women and call them bitches.
Get a grip on yourself! Don't let your private life ruin the poor software and drivers' lives.

Ah ha! You proably got a point! Maybe I should treat my computer like a real lady and give it/her some virtual chocolates/flowers, take it/her out on the town and wine and dine it/her and maybe just maybe it/she might put out and do what I want for a change.

But I'm a cheap bastard and only use it/her for her pretty graphics and naughty, pirated programs and then give her a defragging when the little whore starts playing up and...I think I better stop now before I reveal to much of myself...