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Doomulation

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* Dooooooom steals edea's purse and runs away
<Dooooooom> hahhah
<tekken> CAUTION!
<tekken> A stealth polymorphic terranovical advanced virus may has infiltrated #emuxhaven!
<tekken> Virussensors indicate, that the virus has penetrated under the name: "Dooooooom"!
<tekken> VIRUSSCANNER/KILLER ACTIVATED
you were kicked by tekken (Operation "Remove ThA Lamer" sucessfully completed!)
<Edea-> :)
<Dooooooom> that won't do me give it back
* tekken dumps gasoline all over Dooooooom
* tekken lights a match and throws it on Dooooooom!
* tekken watches Dooooooom burn to the ground.
you were kicked by tekken (Gasoline ain't cheap over here!)
<Dooooooom> aaaaaaaah
<Dooooooom> that must hurt
* tekken Throws Dooooooom Carelessly To The Floor...
* tekken Does The MoonWalk Up And Down On Dooooooom's Ass.
you were kicked by tekken (Not Going To Sit For A While ?)
* Dooooooom steals tekken's +o
<tekken> -=(Dooooooom)=- Stop Asking For OPs You Piece Of Shit!
* tekken Advices You To Make Your OWN Channel!
you were kicked by tekken (No Ops Ever In #emuxhaven For SomeOne Like You!)
<Dooooooom> lol
<Edea-> omg! really lmao!
<tekken> this script r0x
<Dooooooom> i stole it! i never said i used it!
<tekken> Hey Dooooooom What Is Your Real Name ?
<tekken> Dooooooom What Is Your Quest ?
<tekken> Dooooooom What's The Average Speed Of A Swallowed WaterMelon Going Down Your Throat ?
you were kicked by tekken (Well Aren't You Answering Me ?)
<tekken> im testing my script on u
<tekken> your like the lab rat
* Dooooooom gives tekken's +o back
tekken sets mode: +v Dooooooom
<tekken> o_O
<Edea-> now...give my stuff back
<Dooooooom> No way! :D
<Dooooooom> hey edea, u don't want ur purse back?
<Edea-> nah i dont keep nothing of importance in it
<Dooooooom> eh?
<Dooooooom> that's not normal
<Edea-> just my female stuff so you can have it :p
* Dooooooom goes to a store and sells it
<tekken> Attention! #emuxhaven has being invaded by a Lamer...
<tekken> Lameness degree of Lamer: Middle! Alert Code: Blue!
<tekken> Anti-Lamer systems have been engaged!
you were kicked by tekken (Be alerted!!)
<Edea-> maybe you will get some use out of it
<Dooooooom> omg! no!
<Dooooooom> what am i to do with female stuff?
<Edea-> i dunno...use your imagination
<Dooooooom> hmmm
* Dooooooom steals the channel topic
<Dooooooom> ehehehehe
* tekken Notices a tiny lamer trying hopelessly to get attention!
* tekken slaps Dooooooom with a big ChiNEsE frying pan!
* tekken lefts Dooooooom out of #emuxhaven and teaches him how to show up next time
you were kicked by tekken (Like This!)
<Dooooooom> hey edea, u ever wear hats?
<Edea-> no why
<Dooooooom> shame
<Dooooooom> then i can't steal it :p
<Edea-> hehe
* Dooooooom steals edea's shoes
* tekken looks around in #emuxhaven...
<tekken> I C a member of the specifies of "Unhumanus Lay-meh'ers"!
<tekken> Hey Dooooooom, what the **** R u doing in #emuxhaven ? You'd better join #Lamers instead...
* tekken thinks everyone agreed...so way you go!
you were kicked by tekken (Lamer shields activated!)
<Edea-> ah well let me shake hands with the perfect asshole
<Dooooooom> :p
<Edea-> :p j/k
<Dooooooom> u don't want yer stuff back?
<Edea-> nah you can even have my shoes
<Dooooooom> o
<Edea-> i got plenty more
* Dooooooom steals edea's home key
<Edea-> k as long as you dont mess with my pc you can have the rest
* Dooooooom trips to edea's apartment
<Edea-> except my pets
* Dooooooom puts the key in the lock and turns it
<Dooooooom> *click* the door open
quits: tekken ([email protected]) ([I was using Polaris 2002] Version:[1.1] Wasted:[49 Minutes and 47 Seconds Online])
* Dooooooom looks around in edea's apartment
* Dooooooom notices something he wants
* Dooooooom steals edea's pc and runs away
<Dooooooom> :D
* Edea- 's guard pet comes after Doom
<Dooooooom> eeeeeeeeeeek
* Dooooooom hides in a police station
* Edea- 's guard pet wraps around Doom and holds him
* Dooooooom breaks lose and runs to a police officer
<Edea-> Good boy!
<Dooooooom> "Officer! This pet is trying to eat me!"
<Dooooooom> "Do something!"
<Dooooooom> bye bye to ur computer, edea :p
<Dooooooom> sue urself
<Dooooooom> hahahaha
<Edea-> nah my pet dont eat crap...nothing to worry about :p
* Dooooooom goes to a store and sells the computer
* Edea- slowly fades away as her pc goes out of range
The End!
 

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