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Slougi

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[16:17] <vampireuk> oh god im getting sick of junk mail
[16:17] <Slougi> lol
[16:17] <Slougi> change e-mail address
[16:17] <vampireuk> do they really think I will entrust my financial future to a person with the email adress [email protected]
[16:18] <Slougi> rofl
[16:18] <Slougi> of course ;)
[16:18] <vampireuk> would it be wrong to email back threatening to remove their testicles with a pencil
[16:18] <Slougi> nope
[16:18] <Slougi> just make an automated reply to every e-mail
[16:19] <Slougi> i mean they are all spam
[16:19] <Slougi> :p
[16:19] <h-e-l-l-o> hey sloug plz don't strip again ok;P
[16:19] * Slougi takes of pants
[16:19] <Slougi> huh?
[16:19] <vampireuk> awww but I enjoyed his stripping ;)
[16:19] <Slougi> ;)
[16:19] <h-e-l-l-o> he striped for a bot^^
[16:19] <Slougi> i did?
[16:19] * Slougi tries to remember
[16:19] <h-e-l-l-o> yes
[16:19] <h-e-l-l-o> maybe you were drunken
[16:20] <Slougi> ah yes the idle script
[16:20] *** Martin64 has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
[16:20] <Slougi> might be
[16:20] <vampireuk> I asked my gf for a stuffed emu
[16:20] <h-e-l-l-o> no
[16:20] <Slougi> or i was writing my essay
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[16:20] <Slougi> rofl
[16:20] *** MAME sets mode: +o Martin64
[16:20] <Slougi> stuffed emu :p
[16:20] <vampireuk> I was drunk at the time but still a stuffed emu would be cool
[16:20] <Slougi> ok
[16:20] * Slougi is listening to "Nightwish - Bare Grace Misery" .:192kbps / 44kHz / Stereo - 0:07/3:39:.
[16:20] <Slougi> just take martin to the butcher
[16:21] <h-e-l-l-o> <***bot> any hot famales here? <h-e-l-l-o> no <Slougi> yes *slougi starts striping*
[16:21] * vampireuk drags martin to the butchers
[16:21] <Slougi> hello: ah yes
[16:21] <h-e-l-l-o> hehe
[16:21] <Slougi> vamp: save me some
[16:21] * Slougi takes of shirt
[16:21] <Slougi> it's kinda hot in here
[16:22] <vampireuk> just wondering what a famale is
[16:22] <vampireuk> hehe
[16:22] <h-e-l-l-o> noooo
[16:22] * Slougi goes take a shower
[16:22] * Slougi drops the soap
[16:22] <h-e-l-l-o> famale is<dunno if i speeled it right;P
[16:22] <h-e-l-l-o> *spelled
[16:22] * Slougi bends over to pick it up
[16:22] <h-e-l-l-o> stop it
[16:22] <Slougi> >:)
[16:22] * vampireuk rapes Slougi
[16:22] <h-e-l-l-o> OMG
[16:22] <Slougi> ack
[16:22] * Slougi runs away with the lesbian pr0n
[16:23] <h-e-l-l-o> lmao
[16:23] <vampireuk> thats why I use shower gel
[16:23] <vampireuk> no bending over
[16:23] <Slougi> u can still drop the bottle
[16:23] <vampireuk> I'll umm flick it up football style
[16:23] <vampireuk> lol
[16:24] <Slougi> lol
[16:24] * Slougi looks at Oulu
[16:24] <vampireuk> oh god dont try it with soap
[16:24] <vampireuk> I fell over
[16:24] <vampireuk> hehehe
[16:24] <Slougi> loo
[16:24] <Slougi> *lol
[16:24] <vampireuk> I was really bored so decided to play football with the soap
[16:24] <Slougi> u know the gayness in the chan has decreased substantially
[16:24] <Slougi> ok
[16:25] <vampireuk> who shall we blame the gayness on
[16:25] <vampireuk> sytaylor? ;)
[16:25] <vampireuk> heh
[16:25] <Slougi> ;)
[16:25] <Slougi> how about dk64?
[16:26] * Slougi is listening to "Nightwish - She is my sin" .:192kbps / 44kHz / Stereo - 0:02/4:45:.
[16:26] <vampireuk> ahh yes we shall blame dk64 >=D
[16:26] <Slougi> >:)
[16:26] *** Macccca has quit IRC
[16:26] <Slougi> he shall be punished for the crimes he hath commited against humankind
[16:27] <vampireuk> we shall ban him from drinking b33r
[16:27] <Slougi> wtf?
[16:27] * Slougi hides the B33R
[16:27] <h-e-l-l-o> lol
[16:27] <Slougi> b33r am leet
[16:27] <Slougi> j00 am not
[16:27] <Slougi> me am drink b33r
[16:27] <Slougi> ME AM BRAZIL!
[16:28] <vampireuk> im gonna get a shower now
[16:28] <vampireuk> dam college tonight
[16:28] <vampireuk> >=(
[16:28] <Slougi> >:)

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2fast4u

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got alot of real life stuff going on, which always involves this particular girl ... ;) so positive, even thou i enjoy #emulation64 . :)
 

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