PDA

View Full Version : The Worst Games Ever Made



tye stik
March 5th, 2005, 22:39
I was looking through my friends old n64 collection and stumbled upon a game that I used to have nightmares about... I rented it once back in the day, SuperMan 64 (*quiver*)... the crappiest game ever created.
I was wondering if there was any other games that would have been better used as... um, like, i dunno, a baseball?

Update:
Wow, "Revolution X" for the SNES I just d/l it... OMFG lol, this game is horrible, it's got AeroSmith telling you to go out and kill these like putty ninjas??

refraction
March 6th, 2005, 00:04
bass fishing, that silly train driving simulator, altho the plane simulators arent much better

but they have to be amongst the worst games ever

ScottJC
March 6th, 2005, 02:57
Although many will disagree,

Final Fantasy XI is the worst game I have played this year, let me summerize the main points I have against it

1) PlayOnline, its unique system of slowness and complete rubbishness will forever plague mankind, it took me 5 hours to install and update the game, as well as the fact it is mandatory to have a credit card [except for this epassport thing]. seriously how many teens have a credit card. [target audience]

2) It puts you on a random server after you create a character, so if you wanted to play with a friend it is near impossible... well not easily, you need something called a world pass.

3) There appears to be no character customization or very little of it, you cannot change your stats once you level up, if you like everyone having the exact same build of fighter, sure thats fine but not for me.

4) The interface and controls are utterly terrible, it is exceedingly difficult to target monsters for instance, the controls are dodgy at least... forcing you to use specific keys on your keyboard... like the number pad... why? I prefer W A S and D.

5) No in-game tutorial, you basicly start having no idea what to do. Unlike everquest 2.

6) The monsters seemed like copies of each other, like for instance you get forrest rabbit and forrest hare i think, they look EXACTLY the same, same is true of other monsters.

7) In the first little area I found monsters, there were incredibly strong monsters which I could not fight and they were agressive, I almost always died very quickly, very very poor monster positioning especially for new players.

8) The battle system is very very boring, and nothing like the other FF games, its not turn based and the menus are difficult to manuver.. you could spend so much time in them you have died by the time you pick your choice.

9) Leveling is waaaaay too slow, and I heard that you must be in a party after you get to a certain level, personally I prefer to solo things so after all that I listed I just dropped this like a turd.

This game is imo the worst online game I have ever played... Its a wonder how it does so well in reviews.

rcgamer
March 6th, 2005, 03:03
funny another emu site that i am a member of had the same question not long ago.
I will stick with my same answer.
E.T. for the 2600. if you had ever played that game you would agree. It was pointless , rushed out, and the only good thing about it was the opening music (the same as from the movie.) if you have never played it then get yourself an atari 2600 emu and play it then come back and change your answer.

Trotterwatch
March 6th, 2005, 03:26
I don't think ET is quite the worst game of all time. I can safely state that Sqij for the ZX Spectrum would beat it all hands down by virtue of:

The game being uncontrollable due to it forcing Caps Lock on when starting, yet wanting all key inputs lowercase. Luckily you could just break into the program and change it.

Points went up for doing nothing

Graphics were hideous, barely coloured and still flickered like mad

Compared to that game ET was genius :)

refraction
March 6th, 2005, 03:29
man, that must be bad, cos ET was a horrible game, it was boring as hell lol

dragon_rider
March 6th, 2005, 05:31
Worst game? FFX-2. Why? Hmm. That's a mystery.

Here are the reasons why:
1- The music. Uematsu didn't do the music in this game, and here's a little formula: Final Fantasy - Nobuo Uematsu = crap.

2- The attire of the characters: These girls are what a German person would call "schmutzig". I'd call them immodest. (There are a whole crapload of games that have these kinds of "women").

3- How would FFX-2's plot play into Final Fantasy X's ending? It just plain confused me with Tidus.

4- NOT REALLY A FINAL FANTASY. Some of us want more RPG-ish games.

tye stik
March 6th, 2005, 07:57
ScottJC, dude, 'the worst game of all time' is what I'm asking... not even the worst FF could ever be the <i>worst</i> game ever. I mean, if you came from traditional console RPG's (like I did) then FF XI could be a shock, but its pretty standard as far as a PC MMORPG's go (from what I've seen). The superb art direction, and simple loveablitily of the series should be enough to push it over the 'alright game' catagory.
As far as X-2 goes, well, I've only played X. I really didn't like X, I HATED blitzball... I didn't like those long ass orb puzzles... but its still a thing of beauty as far as asthetics go, I mean, it's practically a movie. FF games will probably always be successfull and be loved, its like the epitemy of oldschool.
I think the main problem with all of these newer FF's is the non-RPG'ish gameplay they have developed. I mean like, it was a real let down for people who where expecting something like FF VII. Still, it could never be 'the <i>worst</i> game ever.
Like, I'm talking, not like bad games, but like horibble games. Games you would actually take pleasure in throwing to the flames.

Aww, new addition to worst games:

'PacMan 2 - The New Adventures' for the SNES, wow, never have I've seen a complete molestation of a classic.

2fast4u
March 6th, 2005, 10:37
'PacMan 2 - The New Adventures' for the SNES, wow, never have I've seen a complete molestation of a classic.

hey, it was quite nice - for 10 year olds at least :P

uhm...other than that, the gb port of worms was terrible.

bcrew1375
March 6th, 2005, 14:14
ScottJC, dude, 'the worst game of all time' is what I'm asking... not even the worst FF could ever be the <i>worst</i> game ever. I mean, if you came from traditional console RPG's (like I did) then FF XI could be a shock, but its pretty standard as far as a PC MMORPG's go (from what I've seen). The superb art direction, and simple loveablitily of the series should be enough to push it over the 'alright game' catagory.
As far as X-2 goes, well, I've only played X. I really didn't like X, I HATED blitzball... I didn't like those long ass orb puzzles... but its still a thing of beauty as far as asthetics go, I mean, it's practically a movie. FF games will probably always be successfull and be loved, its like the epitemy of oldschool.
I think the main problem with all of these newer FF's is the non-RPG'ish gameplay they have developed. I mean like, it was a real let down for people who where expecting something like FF VII. Still, it could never be 'the <i>worst</i> game ever.
Like, I'm talking, not like bad games, but like horibble games. Games you would actually take pleasure in throwing to the flames.

Aww, new addition to worst games:

'PacMan 2 - The New Adventures' for the SNES, wow, never have I've seen a complete molestation of a classic.

That game was actually quite fun. You aren't judging it because it's not like the original, are you? What about Aquaman? I haven't played it, but it was voted scariest game on X-Play because of how horrendous it was :P.

ScottJC
March 6th, 2005, 14:33
I am not bashing it because of the originals, had you bothered to read my little list you'd have noticed i've compiled a good few reasons to hate it.

Compared to MMORPG's like Ragnarok onlone FFXI has absolutely nothing to merit playing it, hell even ragnarok lets you customize your stats, what does FFXI do? apart from fancy graphics it is pure shit.

I did say people wouldn't agree, blinded by their FF fanboy status.
"OMG FF HOW CAN YOU HATE IT" ;)

Allnatural
March 6th, 2005, 15:29
E.T. for the 2600. if you had ever played that game you would agree.
lol, good ol' E.T. Number 21 on Gamespy's "Dumbest Moments" list (http://archive.gamespy.com/articles/june03/dumbestmoments/index4.shtml). Even as a stupid, easily-impressed kid I knew it sucked.

The new E.T. may be this (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html) game. I've not had the (dis)pleasure of playing it, but the review is a riot. :happy:

vleespet
March 6th, 2005, 22:16
U know that ET has been created in 3 weeks after the failed pacman release when atari created more copies than consoles, and had to "bury" the whole mess in the desert ;)

Burnpro
March 7th, 2005, 02:08
i actually liked the superman 64 :D (but that was before i bought my first console) dunno why but i love the feel of flying puzzles and that game was full of it..

LazerTag
March 7th, 2005, 05:20
Knights of the Old Republic (PC) used to be the worst game, not because it had a bad story, graphics or playability, actually the best RPG I have ever played myself. Simply the fact if you looked at it wrong it would crash and Lucasarts never even tried to really fix this for anyone.

Now note I said used to be the worst, the worst all time now is Knights of the Old Republic II - The Sith Lords (PC). Foolish me thought all those issues would have been worked out this time? NOPE!!!! In fact I've heard if you can get this game working from day one it really is an incredible experience. I have 3 systems that are fairly different hardware wise and yet this game still crashes, but now it even loses save games at will?!?!?!?!

Heck there are tons of complaints in Lucasarts forums, yet no one seems to want to respond to the issues. Pretty lame. :( That'll teach me to think that Lucasarts still can actually put thier name on quality products. This baby is going back to the store until a decent patch comes out to fix the crashing and save game stuff at the very least.

WhiteX
March 7th, 2005, 06:13
like RCgamer said i also remember it from another place and i will stick with the same answer, APOCALYPTICA for pc is far worse from all of these

dragon_rider
March 7th, 2005, 15:43
Okay, forget I said FFX-2. The PC and PS2 port of Grandia II, two words. Crappy port. Why? Oh-hoh, well let's get things started. First off, the sound; it was horribly done. They use 22KHz wav files for the music and the voices! Second, the framerate; it fluctuated between what seemed 15 to 60 fps. Not only that, but when ever you casted a powerful magic spell, the animations were on temporary hold and would shake on-screen for about thirty seconds. They should've fixed the "shadows" too. And I've had people tell me that the game freezes and kicks you out when you try to fight the last boss. Crap. Absolute crap!

Allnatural
March 7th, 2005, 16:03
Yeah, Grandia 2 was a shameful port (PS2). Sometimes an entire section of textures would simply vanish, leaving an empty white space. Would happen with characters as well, leaving a roughly humanoid mass of white polygons. And crashing did occur. Happened to me once during the fight with Millenia near the end of the game.

Despite all that it was still an enjoyable game. I only wish I had played the DC version.

Trotterwatch
March 7th, 2005, 17:03
Grandia 2 was fine for me on PC however, certainly never noticed any framedrops whilst playing, or other anomalies.

Allnatural
March 7th, 2005, 17:57
The PS2 port had severe slowdown problems in many areas, towns especially. 15fps is a generous estimate. I think it was more like 5-10.

tye stik
March 7th, 2005, 22:25
Alright, let me rephrase my original post : "The <i>WORST</i>, most unbeleivebly crappiest, hideously deformed, abomination of a game... ever"
Not the zillion dollar budget games like FF (that even if <i>bad</i> per se, could never be hideously wretched) or the games that have a bad custumer service thing happening, and not games that don't work on your computer (by the way Knights of the Old was a pretty sweet game... not great, but worth while). And hopefully, a game that's on a mainstream system like SNES, or PSX, or n64... not some backwater system that I wouldn't invest the time into trying to find (because I intend to try the games that are posted... if there so bad that they might be funny to play).
Anyway this is on the list so far:

SuperMan 64 (n64) - Wretched, sorry Burnpro, I will never change my mind
Revolution X (snes) - Jezus! Wtf where they smokin when they made this?
PacMan 2 New Adventures (snes) - Travesty
Bass fishing 'whatever the hell' - Haven't played it but I already know it sucks

*New*
Banjo and Tooie (n64) - AHH! My little bro played this forever... he stoped playing it after I threw it onto the highway infront of a city bus, I had nightmares from the witches 'voices' (more like, well, I dunno, annoying croacking??)

As far as Grandia 2 goes, it was a disapointment for sure, but not a horrid abomination... which is what I'm looking for

Clements
March 7th, 2005, 22:38
Iggy's Reckin Balls.

That game was garbage. :P

smcd
March 7th, 2005, 23:21
Bayou Billy for NES!

EDIT: Sorry for the duplicates(4), had a bit of a connection issue.

Trotterwatch
March 7th, 2005, 23:38
I think you'll find Sqij beats you all. Oh and Cascade 50 too ;) 50 x the badness.

Slougi
March 8th, 2005, 00:42
Yeah, Grandia 2 was a shameful port (PS2). Sometimes an entire section of textures would simply vanish, leaving an empty white space. Would happen with characters as well, leaving a roughly humanoid mass of white polygons. And crashing did occur. Happened to me once during the fight with Millenia near the end of the game.

Despite all that it was still an enjoyable game. I only wish I had played the DC version.
The DC version is very nice :)

PsyMan
March 8th, 2005, 01:19
The PC version has even better gfx (maybe comparable to the PS2 version but without the movies). Too bad that it had a strange shadow problem with some video cards (including GeForce cards) so you had to turn them off.

Worst game I ever played is Buggy boy (a racing game). The port I have is for Amstrad CPC machines. The game itself is very enjoyable... but it takes more than 45 minutes to load (unacceptable time even for games on tapes).

ScottJC
March 8th, 2005, 02:20
I will poke at any game I like regardless of what you think this thread is about, or whether the game is FF, even FF games can be crap.

Banjo-Kazooie is far from the worst game ever made, what exactly is wrong with it? It has very good gameplay, it lasts a while and surpasses Mario 64 in almost every department. Basing dislike on the talking noises is not good enough.

I at least list what makes a game the "worst game ever"

I can name plenty worse platformer games, what about say... Gex games on the N64, they are FAR worse... Shoddy graphics, full of bogs... poor sound.

tye stik
March 8th, 2005, 05:53
Well, the thing is, I've never wasted the valuable hours of my life to play Banjo and Tooie (the second incarnation of the abomination) for more than 15 minutes. Mostly I just hate little kid games that suck ass, like this one... some points I hated (mind you its been like 2 years since I've played it, it just kinda came to mind):

1) Crappy, stupid, worthless
2) The voices of the witches (I will never forget that sound, it was like the sound of hideous, demonic, down syndrome, nazi, Barbara Strysand, retards.)
3) The multi-player was worthless... multiplayer is really important to me, and when a game sports a terrible multiplayer game, it gets some points deducted automatically. Mind you, this game didn't focus on multiplay, but it should have never attempted it in the first place.
4) As far as 'adventure' games go, the sub-par story line, and the unloveable characters make this game tremble under other titles in its catagory (like Donkey Kong) Plus, I was never a big fan of this genre in the first place... unless it was a SNES game, I just have a soft spot for SNES, what can I say?
5) This game wasn't very good graphics wise when compared to the vivid and imaginative worlds of Mario and Link
6) Lacklustre gameplay made this game an arduous task for me to play, I mean, I was bored shittless most of the time... "Collect the shiny floating orbs to open the path to the <i>evil</i> lair"...ewww, and "Watch me as I suck so much ass that you will actually become more stupid by my mind numbing action!"
7) The game cartridge that I had, had like an evil omen on it... it broke my '64 (well it was broken after it had been in it), it seemed to follow me around the house.. taunting me at every turn... once I found it on my bed when no one was around to put it there (eewww), and when I was trying it out for the first time (in my underwear in the late afternoon, with messy hair) my girlfriend said I was pathetic and I play too many video games and proceeded to break up with me (that was like when I was in junior high though)... but I hadn't played any video games for like a months and it just so happened that she came over in my hour of weakness. Anyway, I had alot of other, really superb games at the time so this one sort of caught alot of dust on my shelf.

Oh yeah, Gex sucked ass too... and, um, your intitled to your own opinion I guess so I don't really care if you think I'm wrong, lol. I will hate Banjo and Craphead for the rest of my days.

Iggy's Reckin Balls sucked complete ass, thank you for reminding me, lol. I've never heard of this Sqij that you speak of... what system would it be for (or is it a PC game?). Bayou Billy, wow, haven't heard about that one in awhile, and yes, I agree, its got some major ass sucking action.

ScottJC
March 8th, 2005, 07:12
1) Crappy, stupid, worthless
2) The voices of the witches (I will never forget that sound, it was like the sound of hideous, demonic, down syndrome, nazi, Barbara Strysand, retards.)
3) The multi-player was worthless... multiplayer is really important to me, and when a game sports a terrible multiplayer game, it gets some points deducted automatically. Mind you, this game didn't focus on multiplay, but it should have never attempted it in the first place.
4) As far as 'adventure' games go, the sub-par story line, and the unloveable characters make this game tremble under other titles in its catagory (like Donkey Kong) Plus, I was never a big fan of this genre in the first place... unless it was a SNES game, I just have a soft spot for SNES, what can I say?
5) This game wasn't very good graphics wise when compared to the vivid and imaginative worlds of Mario and Link
6) Lacklustre gameplay made this game an arduous task for me to play, I mean, I was bored shittless most of the time... "Collect the shiny floating orbs to open the path to the <i>evil</i> lair"...ewww, and "Watch me as I suck so much ass that you will actually become more stupid by my mind numbing action!"
7) The game cartridge that I had, had like an evil omen on it... it broke my '64 (well it was broken after it had been in it), it seemed to follow me around the house.. taunting me at every turn... once I found it on my bed when no one was around to put it there (eewww), and when I was trying it out for the first time (in my underwear in the late afternoon, with messy hair) my girlfriend said I was pathetic and I play too many video games and proceeded to break up with me (that was like when I was in junior high though)... but I hadn't played any video games for like a months and it just so happened that she came over in my hour of weakness. Anyway, I had alot of other, really superb games at the time so this one sort of caught alot of dust on my shelf.

1) Not worth commenting on.
2) The witch scenes are few and far between mostly throughout the game so if you could put up with a few near the begining thats it.
3) Banjo-tooie's strenth lies in its single player, not is multi.
4) What, the story line of the witches killing everything to revive one of their own? sounds alright to me... but then it doesn't need a story the game is just fun.
5) are you kidding? this game was the prettiest looking game on the n64, and it didn't even use the expansion pack!
6) It picks up from its past game, Banjo-Kazooie... with the Jiggy collecting and puzzle solving, this is much like Mario 64 is, collecting stars and solving puzzles was mario 64's thing... and yet it was fun wasn't it?
7) Purely co-incidental, no reason to hate anything.

Playing a game for 15 minutes never does it justice, nor does watching your brother play it.

that's my two cents. apparently, you are the only one who thinks this: http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/n64/review/196695.html check that out... all positive reviews.

tye stik
March 8th, 2005, 21:20
lol... jezuz H. triple christ! I don't care if half the worlds nerds converge together and say that this stupid game is "great" or "amazing". I don't care if you like it... me, and the people I know (besides my little bro) hate this game... I hate it with a passion.
Perhaps I misjudged it as the 'worst' game ever... I guess I completely misjudged it if it has such a loyal following... But it ends here >> this game dosen't suck as much ass as I said it did, I haven't played it years and it came up in a drunken discussion with my best friend, inwhich we discussed many shitty games that I can't remember now (I only remembered Banjo-tooie), and so, stop harrasing me about my opinion... this game is officially off the list. So stop posting messages about it, for the love of God.... you FF hating commie.

Oh.. Terminator 2 for SNES = crap

Clements
March 8th, 2005, 21:40
I completed Banjo-Tooie with every single note and Jigsaw piece and all the extras on my real N64, and I thought Banjo-Kazooie was much, much better since it was more challenging (getting 100 notes on every level was much tougher in B-K, not so in B-T when they are grouped and very easy to find) and original. I would not say B-T is the worst game ever since much worse games exist, such as Iggy's Reckin Balls or Clayfighter 63 1/3.

ScottJC
March 9th, 2005, 13:14
lol... jezuz H. triple christ! I don't care if half the worlds nerds converge together and say that this stupid game is "great" or "amazing". I don't care if you like it... me, and the people I know (besides my little bro) hate this game... I hate it with a passion.
Perhaps I misjudged it as the 'worst' game ever... I guess I completely misjudged it if it has such a loyal following... But it ends here >> this game dosen't suck as much ass as I said it did, I haven't played it years and it came up in a drunken discussion with my best friend, inwhich we discussed many shitty games that I can't remember now (I only remembered Banjo-tooie), and so, stop harrasing me about my opinion... this game is officially off the list. So stop posting messages about it, for the love of God.... you FF hating commie.

Oh.. Terminator 2 for SNES = crap
Woah woah, relax buddy.. i'm hardly harassing you, my sole intent is to prove that BT is not one of the worst games ever... I have no quarrel if you don't like it, judging by my responce I appear to have succeeded.

Perhaps FFXI is not the worst game ever either, but as a mass multiplayer rpg.. it does certainly suck.

I display most of my posts very politely so I can't see why anyone should overreact about them, there is nothing hostile about my last post.

DuDe
March 9th, 2005, 22:11
I dare anyone here to play the demo of the soon to be released game Psychotoxic. I'm getting paid for playing games, and I gotta tell you that no money in the world will give me back the thirty minutes I've spent previewing it.

smcd
March 9th, 2005, 22:33
I dare anyone here to play the demo of the soon to be released game Psychotoxic. I'm getting paid for playing games, and I gotta tell you that no money in the world will give me back the thirty minutes I've spent previewing it.
I read the segment on this game over on fileplanet i believe where there was a demo for download - didn't even bother trying it :P

Trotterwatch
March 9th, 2005, 23:07
I played the demo of Psychotoxic released a while back. Utter shite :D

tye stik
March 10th, 2005, 05:48
I didn't mean to sound, like angry or anything ScottJC, I just have a colorful way of typing my, um posts I guess. :P
Yeah so anyways, check this game out... -~Big Rigs~- (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html?)
Its the worst rated game in the history of gamespot, the video review is kinda funny... coulda had a better ending


http://www.umich.edu/%7Eonebook/pages/images/MARIJUANA.gif

Allnatural
March 10th, 2005, 06:22
Yeah so anyways, check this game out... -~Big Rigs~- (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html?)
Its the worst rated game in the history of gamespot, the video review is kinda funny... coulda had a better ending
looks familiar... (http://www.emutalk.net/showthread.php?p=261346#post261346)

RJARRRPCGP
March 10th, 2005, 21:11
Although many will disagree,

Final Fantasy XI is the worst game I have played this year, let me summerize the main points I have against it

1) PlayOnline, its unique system of slowness and complete rubbishness will forever plague mankind, it took me 5 hours to install and update the game, as well as the fact it is mandatory to have a credit card [except for this epassport thing]. seriously how many teens have a credit card. [target audience]

2) It puts you on a random server after you create a character, so if you wanted to play with a friend it is near impossible... well not easily, you need something called a world pass.

3) There appears to be no character customization or very little of it, you cannot change your stats once you level up, if you like everyone having the exact same build of fighter, sure thats fine but not for me.

4) The interface and controls are utterly terrible, it is exceedingly difficult to target monsters for instance, the controls are dodgy at least... forcing you to use specific keys on your keyboard... like the number pad... why? I prefer W A S and D.

5) No in-game tutorial, you basicly start having no idea what to do. Unlike everquest 2.

6) The monsters seemed like copies of each other, like for instance you get forrest rabbit and forrest hare i think, they look EXACTLY the same, same is true of other monsters.

7) In the first little area I found monsters, there were incredibly strong monsters which I could not fight and they were agressive, I almost always died very quickly, very very poor monster positioning especially for new players.

8) The battle system is very very boring, and nothing like the other FF games, its not turn based and the menus are difficult to manuver.. you could spend so much time in them you have died by the time you pick your choice.

9) Leveling is waaaaay too slow, and I heard that you must be in a party after you get to a certain level, personally I prefer to solo things so after all that I listed I just dropped this like a turd.

This game is imo the worst online game I have ever played... Its a wonder how it does so well in reviews.

That sucks. :( Thanks for the heads up.

RJARRRPCGP
March 10th, 2005, 21:29
Bayou Billy for NES!

EDIT: Sorry for the duplicates(4), had a bit of a connection issue.

I'm having a connection issue with EmuTalk in particular too. It was ignoring me and then would have to close the web browser then re launch the web browser.

tye stik
March 10th, 2005, 22:04
Lol, Allnatural, was that you who said something about that game? I knew I heard it from someone, I couldn't remeber who.

Oh, if you have a ps2 with a network adaptor I would skip FFXI deffinatley... first of all you have to pay, second of all... well just go straight for Socom 2 (socom 1 used to be my fav, but now its getting empty and its been full of cheaters for like forever)

SOCOM 2 = The greatest online shooter I've ever played... the headset is great to have also, actually, I find myself getting bored with any other game I play now because of SOCOM 1/2, its pissing me off. Its an experience no one should miss (oh yeah, its only <i>really</i> fun if your good :evil: )

WhiteX
March 13th, 2005, 05:41
Apocalyptica is so bad that you guys donīt even know it.

dogdogwoof
March 13th, 2005, 12:37
Gran Turismo 4, overly-hyped piece of crap. The word pixelation comes to mind

GrumblyStuff
March 23rd, 2005, 16:34
The most realistic driving simulation ever. ...and yet, I can't plow through a fence or ding the bumper in the least.

cooliscool
March 23rd, 2005, 16:57
I played the demo of Psychotoxic released a while back. Utter shite :D

Yeah, totally. I downloaded it last night.. and jesus christ, this has to be one of THE worst games ever made.

adambomb669
April 16th, 2005, 09:52
lol... jezuz H. triple christ! I don't care if half the worlds nerds converge together and say that this stupid game is "great" or "amazing". I don't care if you like it... me, and the people I know (besides my little bro) hate this game... I hate it with a passion.
Perhaps I misjudged it as the 'worst' game ever... I guess I completely misjudged it if it has such a loyal following... But it ends here >> this game dosen't suck as much ass as I said it did, I haven't played it years and it came up in a drunken discussion with my best friend, inwhich we discussed many shitty games that I can't remember now (I only remembered Banjo-tooie), and so, stop harrasing me about my opinion... this game is officially off the list. So stop posting messages about it, for the love of God.... you FF hating commie.

Oh.. Terminator 2 for SNES = crap

good lord, you like final fantasy, and you want to call people who liked banjo tooie nerds. thats like the pot calling the kettle black. there are very few people i have ever known who arent complete nerds/dorks who realy liked final fantasy a lot, or any other turn based role player. i have played through and beat three of the final fantasy games, and only one was even remotely good. and you play a game for 15 minutes and decide its shit.
come up with a real reason why a game sucks. not because its kiddy and isnt made by a company whos name starts with square or ends with ony.

ShizZy
April 16th, 2005, 21:42
The wacky Philips CD-i Zelda games go down in history for being one of the lamest things ever done to a great series.

revl8er
April 18th, 2005, 15:07
I really hated playing Mario is Missing. I just found that game to be very horrible. I also really hated playing Zelda 2 on nes.

2fast4u
April 18th, 2005, 16:31
now that i think of it the test drive series was a continued helping of suck and just got worse with every sequel.

Talbain
April 22nd, 2005, 20:47
I dunno, there're a whole slew of games made in the pre-NES days that weren't even beatable. They also had no point or purpose. Where you're supposed to go? I dunno. What you're supposed to do? Good question. I'd say those were probably the worst.

As per today's standards though, I'd say Superman 64 is a good candidate, but I always liked being able to pick up a tanker truck, fly way up high and throw it towards the Earth. Apparently since the game has no real physics engine though, the truck maintains a completely singular speed as it sorta speeds towards the Earth. Clipping was the real problem with Superman 64 in my opinion though. I enjoyed the mind-boggling stupidity of this game though.

Worst game of all time though? Pepper's Adventures in Time, Definitely. (http://www.the-underdogs.org/game.php?id=814)

Kidding, only kidding. This game was actually quite fun when I was a kid. Actually, this was one of the first games I played (and it was one of the games that got me interested in video games), and I enjoyed it quite a bit.

I'd say the Final Fantasy series after 6 has become pretty crappy though. SquareSoft's learned the art of milking the cash cow, much like Sony. Who needs quality when you have name recognition?

Eagle
April 22nd, 2005, 22:27
Rambo, twas a terrible movie and a terrible game.