Gamecube mini-DVD on Dreamcast? :happy:
Ah, and you forgot integrated window controls, so i don't have to stand up for closing the windows. And it should play PS2 games and stuff and read my emails with voice, integrated messenger support, online play, PC game emulation, GBA game emulation, gamma controls, 100 fps anytime, printer controls, instant screenshot printing, PC shutdown function, +1000 skins, Winamp controls, gamebuster support, automatic ppf-patching, it should fix bugs itself, map/sprite/model editor for every DC game out there, radio function, TV function, automatic update system, a friendly reminder that I should stop spamming on forums, a drink cooling function, a radar that spots persons that could potentially spoil you uber-1337 gaming experience...
kthnx
(Lol, that would make a good forum game...)