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One of my friends wrote this, its obviously fake and is not real by any means:) Read it though its kinda funny:)

A modest proposal

The most unfortunate statistics today are that of how many people understand the resilience of the cigarette. In this day in age common items throughout people’s lives have been enhanced from recent technology and produce new meaning and purpose to items such as the computer, the refrigerator, and means of transportation. The most overlooked item is the cigarette though. Through recent technology this product has revolutionized people’s lives, influenced new users, and basically has cleaned up our air. The only sad part about this information is that two out of every 10 Americans are aware of the benefits of the cigarette. The cigarette is now on the brink of its peek and is slowly becoming popular and will become the new “fix-it” for many problems.
The first and best use of the cigarette is the ability to protect the eyes of people. With all the rich and well nourished tar and nicotine packed into one cigarette the consumer will enjoy the great taste of nicotine while painting his walls with small filaments of tar on his wall. In doing so the consumer inadvertently lines the bright wallpaper of people’s walls with tar that darkens the walls just enough to where the damaging UV rays won’t harm the consumer’s eyes any more. Eight people suffer from eye complications simply because of their extremely bright wall paper. Two people a day slowly become blind within a years time and never regain vision. This product helps the consumer both enjoy the great flavor and help protect their eyes.
But you don’t have bright wall paper in your house, and this product already seems seemingly useless to you. Never fear though, because this handy little product is a worldwide savior to most. The earth currently contains more than 6.5 billion people and is growing extremely rapid, mostly in developing countries. At the current growth rate we will overburden the second law of thermodynamics and be overpopulated so much that we will over exhaust potentially renewable resources, like forests. The best solution for this is of course the cigarette. The cigarette decreases a person’s life span by a mere 5 years, yet at this ratio of people dying five years earlier than they should actually cooperates with the second law of thermodynamics. The more people that use this product, the more the people will be able to move out of the way of life on earth and leave room for their children, and grandchildren and so on. Making sure that we die 5 years earlier ensures our children’s will to live with enough resources to continue the human race.
The current cars out on the road produce enough concentrated pollution to destroy and kill an entire Mewok village in Kenya. Your friends, family, and neighbors are the ones with these cars and are gross polluters to our planet each and everyday. The cigarette is able to take charge in this instance and actually cleans the air. The current nicotine drug combined with mylophln, makes the cigarette so good tasting that people get both extremely addicted to a beautiful and healthy product, and stop leaving their house to go to work. In doing so this has many more people off the road and actually is starting to clean the air. The product also gets very addicting and kills you off even sooner than your expected age by 10 years in this instance and helps the second law of thermodynamics as explained in the previous paragraph. With all these people staying at home with the wonderful new taste of cigarettes people use the internet more and run jobs right from their home creating more convient ways of interacting with your job without going anywhere. The cigarette also promotes using exercise machines at your very own home. While smoking and exercising is extremely suggested because the product works twice as fast letting more people to leave this earth and leave room for more people.
The cigarettes in today’s standards are a very well thought out product and a necessity to everyone who cares about the earth and their children. Not to mention that it is influenced to smoke while pregnant because it will usually kill off the potential baby inside the mother’s womb that is undesirable to the parents, such as an undesirable sex. In purchasing and using the cigarette you help clean the air, help stop over population, keep good eyesight, and keep many hard working cigarette workers with a job. The cigarette is the “fix-it” tool for the most terrible things that occur in our everyday lives and will soon be recognized as this honorable position.
 

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