Jaz
Ex-Mod
From UKResistance.com
Don't say we didn't warn you
Video game journalists were in crisis last night when Metal Gear Solid 2 (the most anticipated game of all time) turned out to be Not All That Good After All. Urgent meetings were held in order to discuss just how they were going to justify their 10/10 reviews (some of which were written several months ago). The 'movie with added game cut-scenes' went on sale last week to what would be best descibed as "an awkward silence". Never mind, here are some tips on writing that face-saving review;
Mention how good the rain looks.
Tell the reader that all those cut-scenes will save wear and tear on the joypad.
Cleverly divert the readers attention away from MGS2 by talking about how incredible MGS3 will be
Mention how good the rain looks.
Use phrases like "It won't be too everyones taste"
Emphasise the need to play the game at least 4 times before you'll like it.
Tell them they'll understand the story by the time MGS7 is out.
Mention how good the rain looks.
*LOL*
Don't say we didn't warn you
Video game journalists were in crisis last night when Metal Gear Solid 2 (the most anticipated game of all time) turned out to be Not All That Good After All. Urgent meetings were held in order to discuss just how they were going to justify their 10/10 reviews (some of which were written several months ago). The 'movie with added game cut-scenes' went on sale last week to what would be best descibed as "an awkward silence". Never mind, here are some tips on writing that face-saving review;
Mention how good the rain looks.
Tell the reader that all those cut-scenes will save wear and tear on the joypad.
Cleverly divert the readers attention away from MGS2 by talking about how incredible MGS3 will be
Mention how good the rain looks.
Use phrases like "It won't be too everyones taste"
Emphasise the need to play the game at least 4 times before you'll like it.
Tell them they'll understand the story by the time MGS7 is out.
Mention how good the rain looks.
*LOL*
