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[Azimer]

Is he? Then why does he speak english? If not... why does he have an accent and a lover named luigi?

[Slougi]

He is. And umm Luigi's not he's lover, Luigi is his brother. Hey that rimes! :D

[Zero]

Mario and Luigi are Brothers (Super Mario Brothers)
There full names are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario (See the movie and you'll understand) Mario's lover is Princess Peach and the evil dude is Bowser I hope this clears things up

[Martin]

LMAO!

Itsa me, Martin. ;)

[Eagle]

Originally posted by Martin
LMAO!

Itsa me, Martin. ;)

Martin, Do you have a lover named Luigi Martin?

[Tesla-Guy]

What do u people think about Mario on GameCube?:colgate:

[Ozymandias]

I think it's nice! Very 'Nintendo-ish': Colorful, bright,...

[Azimer]

YOU GUYS ARE WRONG!!!!

Mario is GAY!

[hellknight]

that says the right men:D

[Zero]

On Mario Gamecube : A little bit disapointing but fun nonetheless
Mario isn't Gay because why would he always try to rescue Peachy and why do they always look at each other like :inlove:

[Azimer]

Simple... Play Mario64. Have him climb a tree and continue climbing when he reaches the top. Hrm... no coincidence he's humping the tree. It's green and his gay lover likes green too! He only rescues Peach cuz Mario likes to double dip... switch hit... play on both sides. It's cheating!!! We all know Luigi is gay for 100% sure. Look at Super Mario Bros. 2. He jumps like a pansy (no pun intended in reference to an enemy in the game). And in the new mario game... he's all scared like a lil kiddie. I say to you... They are gay and that is all there is to it!!!! ;)

[Martin]

OMG, Azimer is right! Mario the tree humper! Mario the double dipper! Gee...never thought of him that way. :D

[Zero]

Enough all ready !!!

I'll let everybody have his own opinion about it.

[blizz]

Marios is a tree hugger? then he's a hippy and he must die!!

[Azimer]

AWESOME!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

Never before did I espect to start a thread about Mario... but I also perverted it, and got people annoyed at it. This is awesome. :) Mario is awesome... well... as long as his keeps his distance from me and my favorite spruce outside! I don't want to find it dead cuz of that plumber!


Suggestion... someone should make a Mario smiley ;)

[The Shadow]

No, Bowser's the gay character in Mario 64. He wears a rainbow shell on the final battle stage and he's always making reference to his "troops". :D

[Doomulation]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
LOL! That's fun!
Mario gay? Tree hopper? LOL! :D :D :D :D :D
Hrrrmmm... isn't it a little "devil" to harass such a popular character?

[Macca]

is it just me or is this topis getting really weird?

[Zero]

And I thought I was the only one found this topic weird ? I quite frankly don't see what's funny about this topic anymore ???

[Azimer]

Weird is good. It's a lot better then reading monotonous posts on Project64 messageboard. I think it was quite refreshing... Perhaps a Link post is in order... hmmm....

[Macca]

Originally posted by Azimer
[B]It's green and his gay lover likes green too! [/B

and link is green too!

:alien: <------ he might be gay too?

[Azimer]

Well... we know Link likes fairies... :p

[Killer5000]

that is me all toooooooo stupid:stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:

[MTC001]

Well, I think mario is sure not gay and that's the truth...

After all he may act strange but that's only because he was made to look so to be loved by all the guys who like to play mario games :cool:

[mesman00]

yes, mario is gay, i realized this quite some time ago, i think it was after the super mario bros. movie was realeased when john leguazamo played mario, and i thought "wow, this movie sucks, mario must be gay"


-this post is mindless dribble

[Jaz]

All I know is that Peach is a baaabe. ;)

[gokuss4]

ok Mario info

Mario Mario: An Italian Plumber that saves the day. Princess Peach is his lover. Mario is very hyper and very strong.

Luigi Mario: A brother Mario also an Italian Plumber that saves the day (once in a while). Princess Daisy is his lover :) glad to clear that up :). Luigi is a very high jumper and can knock you out of the sky (play super smash bros to find that out) he also is less brave then Mario. Also Yoshi believes that Luigi is his mommy (calls him Momma Luigi :)) see the cartoon if you can.

Princess Peach: The babe of the Mario series. The one who gets saved by Mario in every game. Mario is her lover. She is a dincy princess who is affraid of everything.

Princess Daisy: The red head of the Mario series (although only showed up in Mario Golf and Mario Tennis and the movie). Luigi is her lover. She is an Archaeologist (according to the movie) game verison she is a dincy princess. Not much info on her.

Yoshi: The Pet dinosaur of the Mario family series. Very famous in his own way. Helps out a lot during the series. First appeared on Super Mario World on the Snes.

Toad: Kind of like the helper/butler of the Mario series. He is a toadstool which means he has a mushroom for a head. He is very helpful in the Mario series has a high pitched voice.

Bowser: The villian of the mario series. A dinosaur with a spiky shell. Very slow but very Powerful. Can breathe fire, and justs to ruin everything.

*huff huff puff*

long bio of the characters. Just clearin up some stuff :) ;)

[Quvack]

Azimer is right.... Mario is definetly gay and a tree humper :)

Here are more facts....

Mario really isnt out to save the princess, hes really after Bowsers ass, why do u think he picks up his tail all the time? Hmm?

Mario is also into being with animals.... he jumps on all the different creatures all the time, and rides Yoshi for levels and levels, tell me there isnt something going on there... hmmm?

There you have it... the truth is in the pudding, or up bowsers... erm... yeah...

:alien:

[Tesla-Guy]

lmao the thread started as "Is Mario Italian?" and ended as "Is Mario Gay?"

[DK64]

well hellllloooo boys...

i can have proof that mario is gay, well, Quvack has proof....

u see, one night i got really drunk, he next day i woke up with my pants around my ankles and a condom haning out my ass... Quvack has a rather disturbing picture of how the condom got up my ass...itsa mario...

[Quvack]

/me hides :)

[Keith]

???

[Johnny_Rico]

Mario: A New-York City plumber.

Luigi: A New-York City plumber too.

The Princess: Called "The Super Mario Brothers Super Plumber Service" to take care of some koopa problems.

Bowser: King of the Koopa.

Toad: The 4th member of the Mario pack, the princess's friend.


That is a short summary of the mario series.


P.S

Yoshi: A dinosaur species.

Koopa: The ruling species of the Mario universe. Thay are a turtle with a dinosaur's body.

[dave_luther]

yeh, he is italian

[Kakarot]

Luigi is a freaking flamer! And Daisy is his cover for his gay ways. Have any of you played Luigi's Mansion (I own the game). He humps the furniture and says "oh yeah". He looks at stuff in the mansion and says stuff like "oh how filthy this will never pass the white glove test", "It's a picture but I wouldn't call it art.", once he even says something about how elegent and tasteful some vase is, and list goes on.

Mario = ?
Luigi = missing village people member
Bowser = revealed to be gay in Super mario 64 "So long gay Bowser!"

[dave_luther]

if they are all gay, wot is the point of peach, do the goombas get it on wiv her?

[dave_luther]

mario and luigi are also druggies, they have "magic" mushrooms to make them bigger or hallucinate.

[B*A*G*G]

Luigi is certainly gay.
but mario? im not quite sure yet. humping trees isnt enouh proof for him being gay...... cause i hump trees all the time and im not gay.
i think mario is a bad ass mofo, ive seen him eat down like 6 shrooms at once!!! without choking!!!! thats hard to do. i usally choke after eating like 3 shrooms.

[dave_luther]

hehe

[Jaz]

Originally posted by dave_luther
if they are all gay, wot is the point of peach, do the goombas get it on wiv her? I would if I was them.. ;)

[dave_luther]

theyre too short tho, theyd have to take it in turns :D :o

[Kakarot]

ive seen him eat down like 6 shrooms at once!!! without choking!!!!

If that was true then Mario would certainly be gay. Why else would he be able down 6 shrooms at once without choking. It appears that the evil wrath of Bowser isn't all that brings Mario down to his knees. :devil:

The goombas get it on with peach? NO WAY!!! Although in Super Mario Bros. 2 they do see alot of her..pu...erm...peach.

Update: Oops forgot there are no goombas in Super Mario Bros. 2

[dave_luther]

ok, then , the little bug things

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Originally posted by Azimer
Suggestion... someone should make a Mario smiley ;)

uhh. . . this is my first post, so hi everyone. :D
oh yeah, heres a mario smiley.

[Martin]

Lol, that smilie kicks ass! :)

Welcome, btw. :D

[Dr.Zoidberg]

thanks, I think I'll make some more nintendo themed ones later on. :D

[Gent]

Originally posted by mesman00
yes, mario is gay, i realized this quite some time ago, i think it was after the super mario bros. movie was realeased when john leguazamo played mario, and i thought "wow, this movie sucks, mario must be gay"
-this post is mindless dribble
:plain: & Here i was thinking that Bob Hoskins played Mario ;)
Not that i watched it or nothing :look: Honest.
:angry: Oh ok Danm it, But i only watched it the Once :blush:

[dave_luther]

the ending was especially gay, ninendo want to make a game starring the koopas.

[Slougi]

Right gent only once ;)

[little_dogus1]

Mario is gay, and zelda is gay. and i have two things to add...

1.) there is a reason why mario grabs bowsers tail(since this board is censored im not going to say it)

2.) the fairys rejuvinate link, you dont wanna know how.

btw- nice smily

[Doomulation]

Originally posted by little_dogus1
Mario is gay, and zelda is gay. and i have two things to add...

1.) there is a reason why mario grabs bowsers tail(since this board is censored im not going to say it)

2.) the fairys rejuvinate link, you dont wanna know how.

btw- nice smily
Lol, how is "Zelda" supposed to be gay, hm?

[Zero]

Yeah please explain that :p

[hellknight]

i think he means the game and then the character link I think:D

[2fast4u]

Originally posted by hellknight
i think he means the game and then the character link I think:D

hmm...thats in conflict with his avatar.

[Butthole59]

sorry for the broken link but the url was just to long and emutalk put ... in the middle so go there and at the bottom of the page click on the media page then you just have to click on tree hugger

http://cube.ign.com/articles/136/136713p1.html

mario is indeed a tree hugger

[2fast4u]

Originally posted by Butthole59
http://mediaviewer.ign.com/ignMediaPage.jsp?media_id=1454262&article_id=136713&channel_id=74&page_title=Mario+Sunshine&adtag=network%3Dign%26site%3Dcubeviewer% 26pagetype%3Darticle&return_url=http%3A%2F%2Fcube.ign.com%2Fa rticles%2F136%2F136713p1.html

mario is indeed a tree hugger

that link doesnt work...

[Zero]

I checked the link as well it doesn't work so Butthole59 please verify that

[DiaBlo666]

i dun think mario is gay cuz peach kissed him on the last part of game..

i think link is gay... i was amazing that i beat Oot back in time then me and my friends were waiting to see him kissing zelda but damn!! he did nothing to her shitt....

/me thing ALL SUPERHEROES are gay on all ways...

[songoku]

Originally posted by DiaBlo666
i dun think mario is gay cuz peach kissed him on the last part of game..

i think link is gay... i was amazing that i beat Oot back in time then me and my friends were waiting to see him kissing zelda but damn!! he did nothing to her shitt....

/me thing ALL SUPERHEROES are gay on all ways...

Yeah Mario is definitevly NOT gay!
And Link, why do you think at the end of the game he goes back to Zelda (passing past all the guards)? Because they're in love? The only thing because he doesn't kiss her is that the game ends just before somethings can happen! (y'know, the censorship little_dogus1 was talking about before :D ).
Moreover, as in every Zelda series the charachters are supposed to be descendants of the previous Zelda and Link, well, guess what... :blush:

BTW hey this link http://mediaviewer.ign.com/ignMedia...2F136713p1.html worked!! (but hey this doesn't mean hes gay!!!)

[Kakarot]

Moreover, as in every Zelda series the charachters are supposed to be descendants of the previous Zelda and Link, well, guess what...

I have one word to describe where your going Songoku INCEST! Now I've seen some sick twisted ways of putting the games but this sounds like Jerry Springer stuff. hehe Actually some of the Links in the games are one in the same. Strangely Ocarina of Time is a prequel to all of the others. Chronologically the series is way different than the releases. It's almost confusing. Yes the Links and Zeldas in a few games are descendants but not from both! Otherwise I have two words for ya: JERRY! JERRY! :D