Here's a few good, short ones for ya Steve (dixon ones)
<Martin64> !quote *dixon*
<Grothia> Quote: <dixon> I love men, especially Skye! He am HOT!!
<Martin64> !quote *dixon*
<Grothia> Quote: <dixon> I suck dick
<Martin64> !quote *dixon*
<Grothia> Quote: <dixon> infomate gay porn