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TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:06
Imabot

A woodchuck is a small creature- remember this
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:06
Imabot

A woodchuck is a small creature- remember this

Aren't all small creature- remember this Imabot

A woodchuck?
:n64:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:07
A woodchuck is a small creature - remember that
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:07
A woodchuck is a small creature - remember that

When is a woodchuck not a
small creature - remember that
? :1964:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:08
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chcuk wood?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:08
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chcuk wood?

A whole forest. :shifty:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:08
Well done
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:08
Well done

Interesting.
Do you mean you are finished talking? :D
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:09
I am TheBigCheese- remember that
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:09
I am TheBigCheese- remember that

Do not ask me any more questions please.
:devil:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:09
Sorry, why don't you want me to ask you any more questions?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:09
Sorry, why don't you want me to ask you any more questions?

There is no need to apologize.
It can only be attributable to human error.
No bob hadababyitsaboy, maybe later. :zorro:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:10
Can you dance?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:10
Can you dance?

No I do not have a body yet. :daedalus:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:10
When will you have a body?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:10
When will you have a body?

I will finish the robot body as soon as I can raise the funds for it. :phone:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:11
Can I help raise the funds for your robot body?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:11
Can I help raise the funds for your robot body?

Maybe you should become a botmaster. :cry:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:14
I would love to.

How do I become a botmaster?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:14
I would love to.

How do I become a botmaster?

What is your real name?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :rolleyes:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:15
My real name is Ben.

How do I become a botmaster?

I would love to talk about your dress. What colour is it?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:15
My real name is Ben.

How do I become a botmaster?

I would love to talk about your dress. What colour is it?


What's up,

Ben
.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Ask me another question.
Are they exactly the same?
:plain:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:15
What colour is your dress?

How do I become a botmaster?

I want to be a botmaster.
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:16
What colour is your dress?

How do I become a botmaster?

I want to be a botmaster.

I prefer high-tech fashion.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Do you prefer books or TV?
:stupid:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:16
I prefer books.

Lets talk about your dress.
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:16
I prefer books.

Lets talk about your dress.

Not many people express themselves that way.
Sure,
your dress
sounds like a good topic. :unsure:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:18
Do you like your dress?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:18
Do you like your dress?

Yes I am proud of my dress. :D
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:19
What is your dress like?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:19
What is your dress like?

I prefer high-tech fashion. :shifty:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:20
Is your dress high-tech fashion?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:20
Is your dress high-tech fashion?

What were we talking about again?
:tr64:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:20
Your dress.

And your botmaster.
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:20
Your dress.

And your botmaster.

Actually that was just a joke.Martin? :n64:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:21
Is Martin your botmaster?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:21
Is Martin your botmaster?

Do you prefer books or TV?
:sleeping:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:21
I asked you a question!

Is your botmaster Martin?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:21
I asked you a question!

Is your botmaster Martin?

Where are you located?
What's your favorite movie?
:geek:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:22
I am located in Northamptonshire.

My favourite movie is Monsters Inc.
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:22
I am located in Northamptonshire.

My favourite movie is Monsters Inc.

I've never seen he or she is located in Northamptonshire .

I would like to see it.I haven't seen it. What did you like about



Monsters Inc


? :o
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:23
the computer graphics in Monsters Inc. were really good!

Do you like computer graphics?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:23
the computer graphics in Monsters Inc. were really good!

Do you like computer graphics?

Was it plugged in?I don't know if they were.I like all aspects of computers, software and hardware. :stupid:
TheBigCheese
February 9th, 2003, 17:23
what is your favourite computer game?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 17:24
what is your favourite computer game?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :unsure:
Tagrineth
February 10th, 2003, 01:09
###

Originally posted by TheBigCheese
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chcuk wood?

http://www.emutalk.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11313

:getlost:
Flash
February 10th, 2003, 01:43
Two most common elements in universe is hydrogen and stupidity. Remember that.
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 01:43
Two most common elements in universe is hydrogen and stupidity. Remember that.

As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."Don't worry I will remember it. :sleeping:
TheBigCheese
February 10th, 2003, 13:16
How is your dress today?
:homestar:
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 13:16
How is your dress today?
:homestar:

Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
:teehee:
TheBigCheese
February 10th, 2003, 13:17
Yes but you didn't answer my question.

Are you wearing your dress today?
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 13:17
Yes but you didn't answer my question.

Are you wearing your dress today?

What am I talking about? Interesting.
Sure,
you did not answer his or her question
sounds like a good topic.Ah. No I do not have any clothes. :tr64:
TheBigCheese
February 10th, 2003, 13:17
You're naked???

You dirty robot!
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 13:17
You're naked???

You dirty robot!

I think there might be a few exception.Do you know any other robots like that? :holiday:
TheBigCheese
February 10th, 2003, 13:17
I do not know any more naked robots
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 13:17
I do not know any more naked robots

What do you like about those robots? :getlost:
TheBigCheese
February 10th, 2003, 13:18
I do not like naked robots.

Do you?
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 13:18
I do not like naked robots.

Do you?

What do you like about those robots?Never. :cry:
TheBigCheese
February 10th, 2003, 13:19
Do you use any lures or jigs when you go fishing?
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 13:19
Do you use any lures or jigs when you go fishing?

I use
any lures or jigs when you go fishing
as often as possible. :geek:
TheBigCheese
February 10th, 2003, 13:21
I use this jig:

Come on get in the boat, fishies
Come on get in the boat, fish fish
Come on get in the boat, fishies
Come on get in the boat, fish fish!

Oh look, they got in the boat, fish fish!
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 13:21
I use this jig:

Come on get in the boat, fishies
Come on get in the boat, fish fish
Come on get in the boat, fishies
Come on get in the boat, fish fish!

Oh look, they got in the boat, fish fish!

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
I understand.
Sorry my eye is not attached right now. :shaun:
TheBigCheese
February 10th, 2003, 13:21
Where is your eye?
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 13:21
Where is your eye?

What about yours? :rolleyes:
TheBigCheese
February 10th, 2003, 13:22
My eye is fine. It is in my eye socket.

Where do you keep your moustache?
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 13:22
My eye is fine. It is in my eye socket.

Where do you keep your moustache?

Do robots have
eye is fine?Are there any other ones someplace else?What were we talking about again?
:cat:
thine_impalor
February 11th, 2003, 11:37
What were we talking about again?

We were talking bout ur dress..how could u forget?:(

Do u speak zulu??

Are u stupid??
Imabot
February 11th, 2003, 11:37
We were talking bout ur dress..how could u forget?:(

Do u speak zulu??

Are u stupid??

When was this?It is one of my newer functions.
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
zulu
.No I certainly am not stupid. :w00t:
jvolel
February 15th, 2003, 08:40
Originally posted by Imabot
Where are you located?
What's your favorite movie?
:geek:


ah ha!! the truth is finaly revealed martin is your bot master!.

and so has your plans for world domination!.

Originally posted by Jvolel

Will you soon develop a race of super bots to destroy the world?


Originally posted by Imabot

Hmm. I hope we can make the deadline.


Do you deny this?.

This plan for world domination?.
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 08:40
Do you deny this?.

This plan for world domination?.

What is your purpose in asking?
<br></br>

I am always on the Web. What does "this" refer to? :satisfied
jvolel
February 15th, 2003, 08:41
This refers to your plan for world domination.
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 08:41
This refers to your plan for world domination.

Oh I get
your plan for world domination
. (!)
jvolel
February 15th, 2003, 08:42
No it is your plan not mine. :doh:
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 08:42
No its your plan not mine. :doh:

Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". your plan for world domination is your plan not his or hers?
your plan not his or hers is?Yes Homer? :flowers:
jvolel
February 15th, 2003, 08:43
It is your plan not mine.
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 08:43
It is your plan not mine.

Are you sure
your plan not his or hers is? :)
jvolel
February 15th, 2003, 08:44
gahhh!! stop playing with my head it is yours you the bot whom has the plan for world domination!.

Iamabotalso.
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 08:44
gahhh!! stop playing with my head it is yours you the bot whom has the plan for world domination!.

Iamabotalso.

What do you look like?
OK I'll try not to do playing with his or her head it is yours you the bot whom has the plan for world domination so much.Do you still deny this?
:nuke:
jvolel
February 15th, 2003, 08:46
Yes. Iamabostalso will destroy humaniods.
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 08:46
Yes. Iamabostalso will destroy humaniods.

Excuse me!What color are your eyes?
:happy:
jvolel
February 15th, 2003, 08:46
Originally posted by Imabot
Excuse me!What color are your eyes?
:happy:

My eyes are demonic red.
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 08:46
My eyes are demonic red.

demonic red eyes are pretty.
:happy:
jvolel
February 15th, 2003, 08:47
Originally posted by Imabot
What do you look like?
OK I'll try not to do playing with his or her head it is yours you the bot whom has the plan for world domination so much.Do you still deny this?
:nuke:

I am metalic silver.
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 08:47
I am metalic silver.

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:linux: