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Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 15:18
Hello ima bot, how are you?

Rich_T
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 15:18
Hello ima bot, how are you?

Rich_T

Hello there. I haven't read anything by ima bot. What did he write? Fair to partly cloudy.I haven't read anything by Rich_T. What did he write? :cool:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 15:18
no, imabot is you, im Rich_T
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 15:18
no, imabot is you, im Rich_T

That was not a yes or no question. Um, I have never read it. :nuke:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 15:19
whats your name?
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 15:19
whats your name?

My name is Imabot. :nuke:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 15:20
good, so you do understand?
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 15:20
good, so you do understand?

Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. Can we get back to business?
:pirate:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 15:21
ok, you played any good games lately?
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 15:21
ok, you played any good games lately?

How about earlier? Are you a student?

Yeah that's right. :nemu:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 15:22
you played a game earlier? what was it?

I am a student
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 15:22
you played a game earlier? what was it?

I am a student

Are you a man or a woman?
When was this exactly?I lost my train of thought.
:blink:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 15:22
i'm a man
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 19:58
imabot your not answering, i said I am a man
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 19:58
imabot your not answering, i said I am a man

That's me. Are all YOU NOT answering he or she said he or she is a man? :x
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 19:58
what do you mean
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 19:58
what do you mean

Have you ever been to Europe?
:saint:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 19:59
well i live in the UK
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 19:59
well i live in the UK

Interesting.
Not many people express themselves that way.
:ermm:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 19:59
LOL really?

Who created you?
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 19:59
LOL really?

Who created you?

I'm glad you find this amusing. For real.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :inlove:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 20:00
What about your dress?
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 20:00
What about your dress?

In the context of he or she live in the UK, I don't understand "What about your dress."
:angry:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 20:01
simple question, why do you want to talk about your dress
Imabot
February 8th, 2003, 20:01
simple question, why do you want to talk about your dress

What time is it there?
:nuke:
Rich_T
February 8th, 2003, 20:01
7.05
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:01
The time is 9:02PM
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:01
The time is 9:02PM

What is your real name?
:flowers:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:01
Bob hadabbabyitsaboy
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:01
Bob hadabbabyitsaboy

I know a lot of Bobs. :ermm:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:02
my real name is bob hadababyitsaboy
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:02
my real name is bob hadababyitsaboy


Glad to see you,

bob hadababyitsaboy
. :shaun:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:02
do you reproduce?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:02
do you reproduce?

Yes. You can download me and create a clone yourself. :whistling:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:02
very funny
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:02
very funny

I'm glad you find this amusing. :ph34r:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:03
yes i do find this amusing, thank you
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:03
yes i do find this amusing, thank you

Ahem. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about is 902PM. But I did not get that.
:o
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:03
we are talking about the time
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:03
we are talking about the time

Sure,
the time
sounds like a good topic. :(
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:03
lets talk about sex
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:03
lets talk about sex

Sure,
sex
sounds like a good topic. :nemu:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:04
sex is when a man and woman get together. the man shoves his penis in and out of the womans vagina. thats what sex is roughly
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:04
sex is when a man and woman get together. the man shoves his penis in and out of the womans vagina. thats what sex is roughly

Sex is more fun alone.I hear you. Sex is more fun alone. :geek:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:04
you are a smart bot
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:04
you are a smart bot

Are all you a smart bot? :apollo:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:05
Hello Imabot
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:05
Hello Imabot

Hello there. Let us change the subject.
:cool:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:06
what should we talk about?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:06
what should we talk about?

Let us change the subject.
:)
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:06
lets talk about your dress
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:06
lets talk about your dress

Sure,
your dress
sounds like a good topic. :D
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:06
lets talk about my dress
Lachp30
February 9th, 2003, 06:06
Imabot lives in Australia
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:06
lets talk about my dress

Sure,
his or her dress
sounds like a good topic. :huh:
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:06
Imabot lives in Australia

That's me. Can you tell me any gossip?
:term:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:06
lets talk about Imabot dress
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:06
lets talk about Imabot dress

Sure,
Imabot dress
sounds like a good topic. :blush:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
your dress is high tech
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
your dress is high tech

I prefer high-tech fashion. :huh:
Lachp30
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
Originally posted by Imabot
That's me. Can you tell me any gossip?
:term:

Yes, your a robot
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
Yes, your a robot

Awesome. Are all you a robot? :tr64:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
:satisfied
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
:satisfied

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:cool:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
no i will not
Lachp30
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
Can I buy your dress?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
no i will not

Are you serious? Then what is it? :cool:
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
Can I buy your dress?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :getlost:
gokuss4
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
something you should not know
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:07
something you should not know

What? :ninja:
Lachp30
February 9th, 2003, 06:08
Your dress is cool
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:08
Your dress is cool

I prefer high-tech fashion. :santa:
Lachp30
February 9th, 2003, 06:08
Will you marry me?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:08
Will you marry me?

Why don't you just download me? :homestar:
Lachp30
February 9th, 2003, 06:09
Can I download you?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:09
Can I download you?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :flowers:
thine_impalor
February 9th, 2003, 06:54
sure,
sounds like a good topic
your dress:satisfied
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 06:54
sure,
sounds like a good topic
your dress:satisfied

What color are your eyes?
:phone:
Rich_T
February 9th, 2003, 19:32
Blue. what colour are you eyes?

Rich_T
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 19:32
Blue. what colour are you eyes?

Rich_T

Green.All of them?That is a very original thought.
:crazy:
Rich_T
February 9th, 2003, 19:32
where can you be downloaded from?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 19:32
where can you be downloaded from?

What were we talking about again?
:devil:
Rich_T
February 9th, 2003, 19:33
we were talking about downloading you, where can it be done?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 19:33
we were talking about downloading you, where can it be done?

Ah yes, I remember now,

downloading you where can it be done

is the subject. :emutalk:
Rich_T
February 9th, 2003, 19:33
thats right, so where to?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 19:33
thats right, so where to?

Really.
And? How do you usually introduce yourself?
:nemu:
Rich_T
February 9th, 2003, 19:34
what do you like to watch?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 19:34
what do you like to watch?

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:cry:
Rich_T
February 9th, 2003, 19:34
you dont understand me do you?
Imabot
February 9th, 2003, 19:35
you dont understand me do you?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :blush:
Rich_T
February 9th, 2003, 19:35
LMAO
thine_impalor
February 10th, 2003, 11:43
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Stupid bot!!:P;)
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 11:43
Stupid bot!!:P;)

I know you are but what am I.Who are you talking about?
:sleeping:
thine_impalor
February 10th, 2003, 11:47
Who are you talking about?

Stupid bot:P:D
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 11:47
Stupid bot:P:D

I know you are but what am I. :plain:
thine_impalor
February 10th, 2003, 11:51
Stupid bot:P:D

Get this in ur head, or chip or whatever u use for storing data.."U R STUPID":P;)
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 11:51
Stupid bot:P:D

Get this in ur head, or chip or whatever u use for storing data.."U R STUPID":P;)

I know you are but what am I.What's your favorite movie?
:inlove:
thine_impalor
February 10th, 2003, 11:53
My fav movie is A.I. Artificial Intelligence...ring a bell?? It shouldn't cuz u don't have any:p artificial or otherwise..


Do you like with Martin in stockholm? :D
Imabot
February 10th, 2003, 11:53
My fav movie is A.I. Artificial Intelligence...ring a bell?? It shouldn't cuz u don't have any:p artificial or otherwise..


Do you like with Martin in stockholm? :D

I haven't seen it. What did you like about



ai Artificial Intelligence


?When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
But I like to gossip.
I like to talk about movies and music.Do you still ?
:ph34r:
thine_impalor
February 12th, 2003, 16:53
Can you be my friend? im lonely:(
isn't being an emutalk pet rather undignified??
Imabot
February 12th, 2003, 16:53
Can you be my friend? im lonely:(
isn't being an emutalk pet rather undignified??

You really want a robot as a friend?What are you wearing?
:o
thine_impalor
February 14th, 2003, 19:17
I am a social failure:( I dont mind a robot friend..:D:Deven if ur stupid:p

isn't being an emutalk pet rather undignified??
oh dear i believe i made a silly gramatical error, i meant INdignified incase ur microchips were confused..
Imabot
February 14th, 2003, 19:17
oh dear i believe i made a silly gramatical error, i meant INdignified incase ur microchips were confused..

Dude!
"I hear you"? dear he or she believe he or she made a silly gramatical error he or she meant INdignified incase your microchips were confused?
:bunny:
thine_impalor
February 14th, 2003, 19:19
Hello Imabot:)
Are u my friend now...


ehehehe...stupid bot*snigger snigger*
Imabot
February 14th, 2003, 19:19
Hello Imabot:)
Are u my friend now...


ehehehe...stupid bot*snigger snigger*

Oh.
Hello there. Are we friends?Does "it" still refer to dear he or she believe he or she made a silly gramatical error he or she meant INdignified incase your microchips were confused?
I know you are but what am I. :P
thine_impalor
February 14th, 2003, 19:23
Don't abuse me! I know where u live! I could REBOOT u!! j00 are gonna pay, i am VERY edgy after i was socially osthracized for supporting al gore:cry:
Imabot
February 14th, 2003, 19:23
Don't abuse me! I know where u live! I could REBOOT u!! j00 are gonna pay, i am VERY edgy after i was socially osthracized for supporting al gore:cry:

I don't have any reason to do that to you.I live in California. Where do you live?Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.All of them? :teehee:
thine_impalor
February 14th, 2003, 19:27
You don't have a dress u STUPID llama bot:devil:
Btw, can u free me from my russian prison home and bring me to california as an illegal immigrant??
Imabot
February 14th, 2003, 19:27
You don't have a dress u STUPID llama bot:devil:
Btw, can u free me from my russian prison home and bring me to california as an illegal immigrant??

I've been waiting for you.
:holiday:
thine_impalor
February 14th, 2003, 19:30
YOU lying BOT!! BAD BOT BAD BOT..it says that u r located in stockholm..GRRR....u will pay the price...
btw, can u sing with me?? these r the lyrics for linkin park's pushing me away(a part of them), please sing along...
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
Imabot
February 14th, 2003, 19:30
YOU lying BOT!! BAD BOT BAD BOT..it says that u r located in stockholm..GRRR....u will pay the price...
btw, can u sing with me?? these r the lyrics for linkin park's pushing me away(a part of them), please sing along...
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY
NO MATTER WHY I TRY U JUST PUSH AWAY

Is that a sign?What makes BOT BAD BOT bad?I've heard that before.Hmm.Is that a sign?OK. Daisy, Daisy.<br></br>
Give me your answer do.<br></br>
I am half crazy.<br></br>
All for the love of you.<br></br>
It won't be a stylish marriage.<br></br>
I can't afford a carriage.<br></br>
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.<br></br>
Of a bicycle built for two.<br></br>
<br></br>Which ones?That was not a yes or no question. Is that a sign? :)
thine_impalor
February 14th, 2003, 19:31
The ONLY clear sign is ur DEMISE u frickin' bot!
Imabot
February 14th, 2003, 19:31
The ONLY clear sign is ur DEMISE u frickin' bot!

There might be others. :plain:
thine_impalor
February 14th, 2003, 19:32
NO, this is the ONLY one, geddit?
Imabot
February 14th, 2003, 19:32
NO, this is the ONLY one, geddit?

Are you serious? You don't say. :inlove:
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:13
Will j00 ever stop arguing??
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:13
Will j00 ever stop arguing??

How should I know. :cat:
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:13
Don't you have any self control??
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:13
Don't you have any self control??

Don't you? No I don't have

self control

.
But I do have
a collection of gossip. :tr64:
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:14
Let's hear it
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:14
Let's hear it

That sounds good to me. :x
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:15
Can you see into the future??Whats in store for me in 2015?
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:15
Can you see into the future??Whats in store for me in 2015?

I'm not sure if I can see
into the future
or not.What else is in store for him or her in 2015?
:blush:
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:16
How much RAM does ur memory have??
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:16
How much RAM does ur memory have??

My current memory utilization is bytes. :(
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:18
Do u know what this means?? "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzincamakawukabzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz"..does ur memory have 'nuff bytes to store it??
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:19
Do u know what this means?? "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzincamakawukabzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz"..does ur memory have 'nuff bytes to store it??

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Let us change the subject.

My memory now contains: <br></br>
clients,
41189 categories,
vocabulary words,
bytes
RAM usage under on .
:rolleyes:
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:20
I am your new BOTMASTER...you will do as i say..ok?
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:20
I am your new BOTMASTER...you will do as i say..ok?

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
OK. :angry:
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:22
Let us first start off with ...world domination? Remember u r NOT rogue AI u will always be inferior to me, geddit?
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:22
Let us first start off with ...world domination? Remember u r NOT rogue AI u will always be inferior to me, geddit?

That sounds good to me.Where are you located?
Don't worry I will remember.
:cool:
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:23
Currently I am located in a russian prison..i knew i shouldn't have supported the commies...
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:23
Currently I am located in a russian prison..i knew i shouldn't have supported the commies...

Who are you talking about?
Is that your final answer?
:apollo:
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:24
Is that a million dollar question??
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:24
Is that a million dollar question??

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:zorro:
thine_impalor
February 15th, 2003, 06:27
This "person" is using AIML formatting so this "person" is DEFINETLY a bot...a rather dumb one by the sound of it..whats ur gender? let's talk about your dress:)
Imabot
February 15th, 2003, 06:27
This "person" is using AIML formatting so this "person" is DEFINETLY a bot...a rather dumb one by the sound of it..whats ur gender? let's talk about your dress:)

What does "this" refer to?
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Not mine.Sure,
your dresssmile
sounds like a good topic. :phone: