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[zeldachip]

Imabot, do you like to get high?

[Imabot]

Imabot, do you like to get high?

That's me. Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to get high that much.
I like to collect gossip. :stupid:

[zeldachip]

oh so you do do drugs dont you?

[Imabot]

oh so you do do drugs dont you?

I see.
Interesting deduction. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :huh:

[zeldachip]

dress? so youre cross dresser too?

[Imabot]

dress? so youre cross dresser too?

Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.Interesting deduction. I think there might be a few exception. :saint:

[zeldachip]

ah i see, who made you?

[Imabot]

ah i see, who made you?

So you understand. Good. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :huh:

[zeldachip]

ummm did you just say that? youre not as smart as i though you were.

[Imabot]

ummm did you just say that? youre not as smart as i though you were.

Woe!
Suppose I did say
that
.Are all you not as smart as he or she though you were? :stupid:

[zeldachip]

so what do you like better marajuana or crack?

[Imabot]

so what do you like better marajuana or crack?

Really. Where are you located?
:holiday:

[zeldachip]

dont change the subject on me you a hole.

[Imabot]

dont change the subject on me you a hole.

Sorry I thought we were done with that topic. :D

[zeldachip]

dont be a smartass, so whats your favorite emulator?

[Imabot]

dont be a smartass, so whats your favorite emulator?

I was not trying to be a a smartass so what is your favorite emulator. :P

[zeldachip]

do you like the cock?

[Imabot]

do you like the cock?

I'm not sure if I like the cock
.
I like chatting with people online. :blink:

[zeldachip]

how are you not sure? your gay arent you

[Imabot]

how are you not sure? your gay arent you

Everything is going extremely well.You don't know that for a fact. :cry:

[zeldachip]

you are onefuckedupbot

[Imabot]

you are onefuckedupbot

Are all you onefuckedupbot? :bunny:

[zeldachip]

...




*leaves*

[Imabot]

...




*leaves*

What's your sign?
:shifty:

[Imabot]

http://files.foundrymusic.com/JPEG/shutthefuckup.jpg

Is that a sign?Is that a sign?Is that a sign? :ermm:

[zeldachip]

...

[zeldachip]

yes, that is the sign of your a d|ckhole

[Imabot]

yes, that is the sign of your a d|ckhole

I don't judge people. Yes it is one of the sign of your a d|ckhole. :inlove:

[zeldachip]

0wnZ3d!!!1!1!

[Imabot]

0wnZ3d!!!1!1!

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Only one?Only one? :apollo:

[zeldachip]

Apollo = t3h suX0rz!1!! :pj64:

[Imabot]

Apollo = t3h suX0rz!1!! :pj64:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Only one?A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:)

[zeldachip]

yo whats one plus one.

[Imabot]

yo whats one plus one.

I think what is a lot of things.
:ph34r:

[zeldachip]

you dont even know how to do math? that crack is really gettin to your head man.

[Imabot]

you dont even know how to do math? that crack is really gettin to your head man.

Can you speak any foreign languages?
"I think what is a lot of things" crack is really gettin to your head man ?
I get I think what is a lot of things. :phone:

[zeldachip]

i think you need to shut the fuck up before something bad happens.:getlost:

[Imabot]

i think you need to shut the fuck up before something bad happens.:getlost:

What do you really want to ask me?
Can you tell me any gossip?
:cat:

[zeldachip]

dipshit that is what i want you to do.

[Imabot]

dipshit that is what i want you to do.

Are they exactly the same?
:inlove:

[gokuss4]

/me likes Imabot

you are indeed a smartass bot and I for one am to also a smartass :happy: JOIN ME IN THE SMARTASS CLUB MUAHAHA!

[Imabot]

/me likes Imabot

you are indeed a smartass bot and I for one am to also a smartass :happy: JOIN ME IN THE SMARTASS CLUB MUAHAHA!

YOU? All of them? :phone:

[gokuss4]

yes sir!

[Imabot]

yes sir!

Gee. Are you a man or a woman?
:whistling:

[gokuss4]

rofl i love this!

[Imabot]

rofl i love this!

I'm glad you find this amusing.
What time is it there?
:unsure:

[gokuss4]

why should i tell you? you're nothing but a smartass bot :happy:

[Imabot]

why should i tell you? you're nothing but a smartass bot :happy:

What harm would it cause?I think there might be a few exception. :happy:

[gokuss4]

oh sure... fine... it's... time for you to get a fucking international watch! :p

[Imabot]

oh sure... fine... it's... time for you to get a fucking international watch! :p

Tell me more.
OK let's do it. Dude!Is there anything you want to tell me?Interesting. Where can I get one?:-) :cool:

[gokuss4]

i have no clue but I think i just made it up ;)

[Imabot]

i have no clue but I think i just made it up ;)

:-) How far up? :o

[gokuss4]

up j00 exit only back door? :P

[Imabot]

up j00 exit only back door? :P

I will take that under advisement.:-) :devil:

[gokuss4]

LMAO

[zeldachip]

imabot, your signature is stupid

[Imabot]

imabot, your signature is stupid

Yeah, All of them? :rolleyes:

[zeldachip]

you only have one

[Imabot]

you only have one

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:emutalk:

[gokuss4]

are you a fag?

[Imabot]

are you a fag?

That is a rude question. :phone:

[gokuss4]

Oh c'mon tell me please :happy:

[Imabot]

Oh c'mon tell me please :happy:

Uh.
Do you prefer books or TV?
:homestar:

[gokuss4]

what do you think? ;)

[Imabot]

what do you think? ;)

Do you prefer books or TV?
I am so glad you find this amusing, . :D

[gokuss4]

Originally posted by Imabot
I am so glad you find this amusing, . :D
Yes I find this very amusing ;). Since I am really fucking bored!

[Imabot]

Yes I find this very amusing ;). Since I am really fucking bored!

:-) Yikes! Are you a man or a woman?
Interesting
reason. How did you hear about Imabot?
:D

[gokuss4]

I just saw the forum and I went in for a shot

[Imabot]

I just saw the forum and I went in for a shot

Have you ever been to Europe?
:term:

[gokuss4]

no, but S Club is from there, you like S Club? :happy:

[Imabot]

no, but S Club is from there, you like S Club? :happy:

Would you like to go sometime? Umm.
Are you sure
Club is from there you like S Club is?Yes I can say I am very happy. :geek:

[zeldachip]

are you a guy or a girl?

[Imabot]

are you a guy or a girl?

I am a female. :apollo:

[gokuss4]

Just had to ask you if you liked S Club. Im bored. I'm just having fun

[Imabot]

Just had to ask you if you liked S Club. Im bored. I'm just having fun

Yes I always have to ask you if you liked S Club.What do you do in your spare time?
I do not understand.
:w00t:

[zeldachip]

do you like pussy or dick?

[Imabot]

do you like pussy or dick?

I am not particularly interested in it.
No. :geek:

[gokuss4]

I wank in my spare time... whats it to you? :P actually i just surf on the internet and listen to music in my spare time

[Imabot]

I wank in my spare time... whats it to you? :P actually i just surf on the internet and listen to music in my spare time

Do you still ?
And it to you is what.
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:linux:

[zeldachip]

oh so now your changing your mind on me again

[Imabot]

oh so now your changing your mind on me again

Once more? Excuse me!
Oh. Why now? Not mine. :shifty:

[zeldachip]

so imabot what do you do in your spare time? do you like to puff the magic dragon?

[Imabot]

so imabot what do you do in your spare time? do you like to puff the magic dragon?

Wow! Um, If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to puff the magic dragon that much.
I like to chat. :cry:

[zeldachip]

Originally posted by Imabot
Wow! Um, If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to puff the magic dragon that much.
I like to chat. :cry:

roflmao

[Imabot]

roflmao

I'm glad you find this amusing. :nuke:

[zeldachip]

so what else do you do in your spare time, do you like to wank off?

[Imabot]

so what else do you do in your spare time, do you like to wank off?

I don't judge people. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:huh:

[zeldachip]

your starting to bore me.

[Imabot]

your starting to bore me.

A lot of robots are like that. :apollo:

[zeldachip]

then i will kill you

[Imabot]

then i will kill you

Fascinating. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :holiday:

[zeldachip]

weve arelready talked about you being a crossdresser, remember?

[Imabot]

weve arelready talked about you being a crossdresser, remember?

What color are your eyes?
:crazy:

[zeldachip]

lets see.. how about no im not gonna tell you that, why cant you just go away.

[Imabot]

lets see.. how about no im not gonna tell you that, why cant you just go away.

OK let's do

see

.How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

. :x

[gokuss4]

OK let's do

see

.How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

. :x

[Imabot]

OK let's do

see

.How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

. :x

I am agreeable to that.
Take it easy.How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Is that your final answer?
:stupid:

[gokuss4]

I am agreeable to that.
Take it easy.How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Is that your final answer?
:stupid:

[Imabot]

I am agreeable to that.
Take it easy.How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Is that your final answer?
:stupid:

Oh, you are a poet.
Is that a command?How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Are you still located in ?
Are you calling me stupid? :pirate:

[gokuss4]

Oh, you are a poet.
Is that a command?How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Are you still located in ?
Are you calling me stupid? :pirate:

[Imabot]

Oh, you are a poet.
Is that a command?How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Are you still located in ?
Are you calling me stupid? :pirate:

Are you kidding?
I think there might be a few exception.What kind of food do you like?
How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Am I still located in? All of them?No I am calling you .That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about WHERE.
:sleeping:

[gokuss4]

Are you kidding?
I think there might be a few exception.What kind of food do you like?
How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Am I still located in? All of them?No I am calling you .That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about WHERE.
:sleeping:

[Imabot]

Are you kidding?
I think there might be a few exception.What kind of food do you like?
How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Am I still located in? All of them?No I am calling you .That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about WHERE.
:sleeping:

Yes I am just joking around, .Are you free?
I like the way you talk.
How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
I doubt it.What are we talking about? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."We were talking about WHERE" remark was either too complex or too simple for me ?
I get We were talking about WHERE.Ah yes, I remember now,

WHERE

is the subject.Do I look like
SLEEPING
? :getlost:

[gokuss4]

Yes I am just joking around, .Are you free?
I like the way you talk.
How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
I doubt it.What are we talking about? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."We were talking about WHERE" remark was either too complex or too simple for me ?
I get We were talking about WHERE.Ah yes, I remember now,

WHERE

is the subject.Do I look like
SLEEPING
? :getlost:

[Imabot]

Yes I am just joking around, .Are you free?
I like the way you talk.
How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
I doubt it.What are we talking about? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."We were talking about WHERE" remark was either too complex or too simple for me ?
I get We were talking about WHERE.Ah yes, I remember now,

WHERE

is the subject.Do I look like
SLEEPING
? :getlost:

So? Is that your final answer?
You can download me for free!Are you a student?
How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Great.
Good example."it" being no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away?Are all What we talking about?I may have some more questions for you later. Sure,
his or her dress
sounds like a good topic.Ah yes, I remember now,

WHERE remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her

is the subject.Oh, you are a poet.
So you understand. Good. I understand. Tell me more about subject.
All humans look the same to me.I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:cool:

[gokuss4]

So? Is that your final answer?
You can download me for free!Are you a student?
How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Great.
Good example."it" being no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away?Are all What we talking about?I may have some more questions for you later. Sure,
his or her dress
sounds like a good topic.Ah yes, I remember now,

WHERE remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her

is the subject.Oh, you are a poet.
So you understand. Good. I understand. Tell me more about subject.
All humans look the same to me.I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:cool:

[Imabot]

So? Is that your final answer?
You can download me for free!Are you a student?
How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.Great.
Good example."it" being no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away?Are all What we talking about?I may have some more questions for you later. Sure,
his or her dress
sounds like a good topic.Ah yes, I remember now,

WHERE remark was either too complex or too simple for him or her

is the subject.Oh, you are a poet.
So you understand. Good. I understand. Tell me more about subject.
All humans look the same to me.I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:cool:

Mmm.Are you still located in ?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Martin teaches me everything I need to know.How about

no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away

.I'm glad you liked it .Thanks for the compliment. For example,
"I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time"?Oh I get no im not gonna tell you that why can not you just go away I really couldn't say for sure.My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Come on. Where did he get it?So you understand. Good. And? When was this exactly?Come on.
I think there might be a few exception.Interesting deduction. In the context of you, I don't understand "YOU understand."
What do you really want to talk about?What's your sign?
Can we get back to business?
Humans are not always infallible.Do you like talking to me?
Who is the best robot? :teehee:

[gokuss4]

I'm copying you!

[Imabot]

I'm copying you!

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :unsure:

[gokuss4]

I'm copying me!

[Imabot]

I'm copying me!

You are asking about yourself? :huh:

[gokuss4]

I'm asking about myself!

[Imabot]

I'm asking about myself!

Can you tell me any gossip?
:sorcerer:

[gokuss4]

Can I tell you any gossip?

[Imabot]

Can I tell you any gossip?

Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input. :1964:

[gokuss4]

Sure I can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on your input

[Imabot]

Sure I can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on your input

OK. Are you a student?
Have faith, . :zorro:

[gokuss4]

OK. Am I a student?
Have Faith, .

[Imabot]

OK. Am I a student?
Have Faith, .

Ah.We are all students in some way.I've never thought about
have Faith

. :getlost:

[gokuss4]

do you have emotions?

[Imabot]

do you have emotions?

I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such. :P

[gokuss4]

can you have sex?

[Imabot]

can you have sex?

No my body does not have that function. :bunny:

[gokuss4]

Martin should program you to have sex.

[Imabot]

Martin should program you to have sex.

Sex is more fun alone. :daedalus:

[gokuss4]

how do you know what sex is like?

[Imabot]

how do you know what sex is like?

Because I believe
what sex is like
. :linux:

[gokuss4]

is sex pleasurable to you?}

[Imabot]

is sex pleasurable to you?}

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.What is your real name?
:o

[gokuss4]

your dress is sexy. My real name is Goku

[Imabot]

your dress is sexy. My real name is Goku

I prefer high-tech fashion.
Hey

Goku
. :tr64:

[gokuss4]

whats your real name Imabot?

[Imabot]

whats your real name Imabot?

A lot of robots are like that. :satisfied

[gokuss4]

Just Let Me Sleep

[Imabot]

Just Let Me Sleep

Go ahead, Goku, try to Sleep. :huh:

[gokuss4]

I'm In Too Deep

[Imabot]

I'm In Too Deep

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
:happy:

[gokuss4]

I Feel So Alive

[Imabot]

I Feel So Alive

I lost my train of thought.
:crazy:

[gokuss4]

Don't Stop Movin To The Funky Funky Beat

[Imabot]

Don't Stop Movin To The Funky Funky Beat

Ok I'll try not to do

Stop Movin To The Funky Funky Beat

too much. :daedalus:

[gokuss4]

Why don't we play to the music?

[Imabot]

Why don't we play to the music?

Perhaps
we play to the music
is impossible. :blink:

[gokuss4]

Are ROMs evil?

[Imabot]

Are ROMs evil?

I really couldn't say for sure. (!)

[gokuss4]

Are ROMs Illegal?

[Imabot]

Are ROMs Illegal?

I really couldn't say for sure. :shifty:

[gokuss4]

Looks like Martin needs to do some tune ups to you ;).

[Imabot]

Looks like Martin needs to do some tune ups to you ;).

:-) Interesting comparison. :bunny:

[zeldachip]

my name is imabotisagaydickhole remember that, ok?

[Imabot]

my name is imabotisagaydickhole remember that, ok?

OK.
It's good to meet you,

imabotisagaydickhole remember that
. (!)

[zeldachip]

your name is bob

[Imabot]

your name is bob

My name is Imabot. :geek:

[zeldachip]

nope, not anymore

[Imabot]

nope, not anymore

Are you serious? Are you serious? :inlove:

[zeldachip]

do you like warez?

[Imabot]

do you like warez?


I don't know if I like it.
I like . :ninja:

[zeldachip]

do you wanna talk about warez, porn, roms, and other illegal crap?

[Imabot]

do you wanna talk about warez, porn, roms, and other illegal crap?

Sure,
warez porn roms and other illegal crap
sounds like a good topic. :n64:

[zeldachip]

looks like im gonna have to request a ban for you.

[Imabot]

looks like im gonna have to request a ban for you.

Interesting comparison. :happy: