Story by post.

[Slougi]

Hmm what shall I say? Keep it clean, keep it sensible, have fun :happy:

/start



It was a cold night. The wind was howling and the rain was thrumming against the window. The gas tank was completely empty. I was stuck here, in the middle of nowhere. My cell phone could find no network. Then...

[Malcolm]

... out of no where it got me! I fell to the ground and wrestled with it till I realized what it truely was. My baby brothers pet bunnie. Friggen thing scared the shit out of me, and after that the real problem showed its ugly face when; ...

[Slougi]

Originally posted by Malcolm
... out of no where it got me! I fell to the ground and wrestled with it till I realized what it truely was. My baby brothers pet bunnie. Friggen thing scared the shit out of me, and after that the real problem showed its ugly face when; ...
.. I realized that the thing had defied all laws of physics by leaping onto me. Someone must have thrown it. I look around and suddenly....

[The Khan Artist]

...I received a blow on the head, and knew no more. When I woke up, I was in a dark room with no windows. All of my possesions, save for my clothes, had been taken. There was a loud humming noise coming from the other side of the wall. It sounded like...

[sytaylor]

A chainsaw, and it was getting closer, i heard and evil cackle as the noise grew closer...

[Slougi]

I tried to get up, but my hands were bound. I looked around, I could feel my heart beating fast. I saw nothing but the outline of some huge object. I tried to move, to get into some corner to hide. But...

[2fast4u]

i could only hope it wasnt what i thought. knew i shuldnt have went downtown at this time of the day ... gloom came upon my thoughts while i was still chained with my passive actions. a pounding headache, someone was playing a full concert with heavy percussion in my head and i had a season ticket with front row seats. i couldnt react, even tho i had the absolute neccessity to ...

[mightyrocket]

... suicide. The one with the chainsaw was too close. I felt something very hot. Help! I looked and a saw I hit heating. It's warming up and that's the reason it maked strange sounds. But ...

[The Khan Artist]

...damn, it was getting hard to breathe. I needed fresh air, and soon. I struggled a bit and managed to stand up, and went to look for a way out. I was quite dissappointed, until I stumbled upon...

[sytaylor]

a corridor full of bleak empty rooms, leading seemingly nowhere, now panicked i started to jog around looking for an escape, only to fall occasionally... my heart almost stopped when i heard the chainsaw again, only this time it was behind me somewhere, i turned to see...

[vampireuk]

President Bush wielding his evidence of pink bunnies against Iraq, I fell through the floor and landed on...

[Slougi]

...the hard floor. I had closed my eyes on the impact. Now I slowly opened them. It was dark. All lights were out. I looked around, frightened, my breath was loud in my ears. I heard a faint humming. Lights in the distance. The roar of the chainsaw had disappeared. It was eerily quiet, safe for the humming. I stood up. I had injured my leg when I fell, it was weak under me. I walked towards the lights. Something crunched under my right foor, I flinched. I had felt it crumple. I had no desire to know what it was. I hastened towards the humming and the light. The light was red...

[The Khan Artist]

.... It was coming from a blacksmith's forge. And there was the blacksmith himself, pounding away on some foul-looking device. As I approached him, he turned around and caught sight of me. As my eyes slowly adjusted to the light, my heart skipped a beat. It was Smithy. He was holding the Seventh Star! But before I could do anything...

[Malcolm]

he asked "Have you seen my bunny? He leaps on people all the time and usually gets lost". I then directed him to go to hell when he added...

[Macca]

a strange chant, unknown to my mind;

"I love chicken, I love liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver"

those words began humming around my head as i tried to figure out what the fuck they meant. then it came to me...

[Malcolm]

he really wants that damn rabbit to eat. Thinking about it more and more the real point came to my mind ->

HE'S GOING TO EAT ME.

Then all I could think to do was...

[liteuser]

To run , Run to the highlands and away from the red light
and approach the night that will come to claim my soul and as the door opened i saw a figure appear , it was ..

[cooliscoo]

A 3 headed dog beast. I drew my trusty sword and smight the creature with 1 blow. Though I easily destroyed this creature, much tougher dangers awaited me in the...

[Slougi]

... the creature called Martin™. I realized I had been walking around aimlessly since hours. And I had a damn headache too, and no aspirin anywhere. Typical. I looked around. There stood the reaper. I looked forwards. There loomed the great Martin™. He was holding some sort of device. It had an evil aura to it... On it stood "BAN4SPAM". He pointed it at me. He pressed the button...

[gokuss4]

and the weapon was backwards and it banned Martin and everyone was happy, but is that the end?

(btw its about time i see a topic like this at emutalk :P)

[thine_impalor]

and the weapon was backwards and it banned Martin and everyone was happy, but is that the end?

no it damn wasn't...
unfortunately, the BAN4SPAM machine only IP banned, martin RETURNED with a new IP WORSE than EVER....."run fool, RUN!"

[Slougi]

Only it was not martin, it was sukh; he had disguised himself as Martin64™, so as to gain control over hither lands...
I stumbled again, and fell on hard stone. I woke up next to my bed. Damn what a nightmare. I got up, brushed my teeth and took a shower...



*cough*
This has gone completely insane

[vampireuk]

only to find martin there picking nits from the head of Redah, I slowly backed away only to be confronted by...

[aprentice]

a guy with a giant head that looked like a penis. I was then...

[cooliscoo]

Strangely aroused by the creature. I just couldn't resist...

[AlphaWolf]

shocked to find out that it was realy al gore! Just as I thought to myself "what would a psycho environmentalist like him be doing here"?....



cooliscool...god damnit :P