Oh good grief, don't get me started here
My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.
He turned his life around.
He used to be depressed and miserable.
Now he's miserable and depressed.
Do employees of the Lipton Tea company take coffee breaks?
Ever decide to run a red light, and the guy in front of you chickens out?
Advertising is just telling lies to attract shoplifters.
"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it."
- William A. Orton
"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."
- Lewis Carroll
If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you.
"Man - a creature created at the end of a workweek when God was tired."
- Mark Twain
Got plenty more, I collect these. Call it a hobby.