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Renegade

Wearer of Army Boots
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post your little ironical sentences here! :D
 

Raging Fuel

The jumbles man, the jumbles
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback.
 

Raging Fuel

The jumbles man, the jumbles
Nothing to do with the topic, but I think this is funny.

"Life's short and hard, like a body building elf..."
-(Bloodhound Gang) Hold Your Head Up High, and Blow Your Brains Out
 

Jaz

Ex-Mod
"If you want to play blind man, go walk with the Shepard, but me, my eyes are wide-fucking-open.." :D
 

Eagle

aka Alshain
Moderator
Oh good grief, don't get me started here

My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.

He turned his life around.
He used to be depressed and miserable.
Now he's miserable and depressed.

Do employees of the Lipton Tea company take coffee breaks?

Ever decide to run a red light, and the guy in front of you chickens out?

Advertising is just telling lies to attract shoplifters.

"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it."
- William A. Orton

"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."
- Lewis Carroll

If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you.

"Man - a creature created at the end of a workweek when God was tired."
- Mark Twain

Got plenty more, I collect these. Call it a hobby.
 
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Renegade

Wearer of Army Boots
what, you oxygenated moron, you! :D

Cretans are big fat liars. This Cretan witness here stands true to what he said.
 

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