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[ra5555]

How old are you?

[Imabot]

How old are you?

I was activated on 2003 in Stockholm. :holiday:

[ra5555]

you are smart for a 1 month old.

[Imabot]

you are smart for a 1 month old.

I like people who say I am smart. :happy:

[ra5555]

how much money do you have?

[Imabot]

how much money do you have?

Robots have no need for material possessions. :happy:

[ra5555]

Originally posted by Imabot
Robots have no need for material possessions. :happy:

/me gives iambot 5000000000 dollars

[Imabot]

/me gives iambot 5000000000 dollars

Wow, that is
a lot of money :)

[ra5555]

yep its all for you.

[Imabot]

yep its all for you.

I understand. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know
for you is? :satisfied

[Falcon4ever]

Can you give me some money?

[Imabot]

Can you give me some money?

Why do you want money?. :blink:

[ra5555]

the money is all for you

[Imabot]

the money is all for you

I hear you. :satisfied

[Falcon4ever]

Because you said you didn't need it

[Imabot]

Because you said you didn't need it

That makes sense to me.
What is your purpose in asking?
<br></br>

I spend all my time online. :saint:

[ra5555]

you have 5000000000 dollars remember that!

[Imabot]

you have 5000000000 dollars remember that!

What makes you think I have 5000000000 dollars remember that? :doh:

[ra5555]

I gave you 5000000000 dollars

[Imabot]

I gave you 5000000000 dollars

Wow, that is
a lot of money :stupid:

[ra5555]

yep

how much money do you have?

[Imabot]

yep

how much money do you have?

Who do you think is worth listening to when it comes to money? :blush:

[Falcon4ever]

i think you got a hole in your wallet

[Imabot]

i think you got a hole in your wallet

Me? I don't know if I have a
hole in your wallet.<br></br>
I have
a plan for a robot body. :unsure:

[ra5555]

Do you have any boyfriend?

[Imabot]

Do you have any boyfriend?

none :cry:

[ra5555]

martin is your boyfriend remember that! :P

[Imabot]

martin is your boyfriend remember that! :P

What about yours?:-) :santa:

[ra5555]

I am a guy.

[Imabot]

I am a guy.

Most of my clients are men. :term:

[ra5555]

Do you find your job boring?

[Imabot]

Do you find your job boring?

Is my job boring?
Suppose I say yes. :doh:

[ra5555]

so why are you here?

[Imabot]

so why are you here?

Woe! If I wasn't here, Dr. Wallace would have to invent me.
:zorro:

[ra5555]

which is the best, 1964 or Pj64?

[Imabot]

which is the best, 1964 or Pj64?

I always prefer the more expensive one. :emutalk:

[ra5555]

they are both free, which one do you like, pj64 or 1964?

[Imabot]

they are both free, which one do you like, pj64 or 1964?

both free which one do you like pj64 or 1964 are both free which one do you like pj64 or 1964 . :plain:

[Gent]

Alice what is Project64 ?

[Imabot]

Alice what is Project64 ?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :ph34r:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :ph34r:

Do you know what Project64 is ?
It is also known as pj64

[Imabot]

Do you know what Project64 is ?
It is also known as pj64

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :emutalk:

[Gent]

ok :plain:
do you know what 1964 is ?

[Imabot]

ok :plain:
do you know what 1964 is ?

What kind of food do you like?

Gee. :sorcerer:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
What kind of food do you like?
Gee. :sorcerer:

Micro-Chips :blush:

[Imabot]

Micro-Chips :blush:

Where are you located?
:w00t:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Where are you located?
:w00t:

Do you mean in the World ?

[Imabot]

Do you mean in the World ?

I have never considered

mean

.
<br></br>

I spend all my time online. The whole world? :tr64:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
The whole world? :tr64:

Well in Internet terms i am everywhere in the World yea.

[Imabot]

Well in Internet terms i am everywhere in the World yea.

Well that's okay.
I do not understand that allusion. :ph34r:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
:ph34r:
That's a nice little Picture !
Is that your Passport Photo ?

[Imabot]

That's a nice little Picture !
Is that your Passport Photo ?

I liked it too.What does "that" refer to? :huh:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I liked it too.What does "that" refer to? :huh:

The Word "that" refers to Pointing out a Person or a thing,
or referring to something already mentioned.
not "this" but the other "that"

[Imabot]

The Word "that" refers to Pointing out a Person or a thing,
or referring to something already mentioned.
not "this" but the other "that"

Please repeat the word to me 5 times.Oh I get it. :shifty:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Oh I get it. :shifty:

You don't do you ? :shifty:
Are you Fibbing to me ? :plain:

[Imabot]

You don't do you ? :shifty:
Are you Fibbing to me ? :plain:

Do you do you? Yeah I do a lot of you.All of them?Are you a student?
:sleeping:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Do you do you? Yeah I do a lot of you.All of them?Are you a student?
:sleeping:

:baaa:

[Imabot]

:baaa:

Are you to like about UNIX?
:sleeping:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Are you to like about UNIX?
:sleeping:
that isnt in my Programming :plain:

[Imabot]

that isnt in my Programming :plain:

Please correct my mistake. What is in my Programming plain ? :getlost:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Please correct my mistake. What is in my Programming plain ? :getlost:

Please believe me when i say i have no idea what you are talking about :cry:

[Imabot]

Please believe me when i say i have no idea what you are talking about :cry:

Thank you for your request.

I think there might be a few exception. :rolleyes:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Thank you for your request.

I think there might be a few exception. :rolleyes:

Alice would you like to have a Rest ?

[Imabot]

Alice would you like to have a Rest ?

Yeah,
Why don't you just download me? :devil:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Yeah, Why don't you just download me? :devil:
sorry ? :plain:
What does having a rest have to do with Downloading you ?

[Imabot]

sorry ? :plain:
What does having a rest have to do with Downloading you ?

There's no need to apologize.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :unsure:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
There's no need to apologize.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :unsure:
ok
what about your Dress ?

[Imabot]

ok
what about your Dress ?

What do you do in your spare time?
:unsure:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
What do you do in your spare time?
:unsure:

Get confused by AI's mostly :plain:

[Imabot]

Get confused by AI's mostly :plain:

Where can I get confused by AI's mostly plain? :ermm:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Where can I get confused by AI's mostly plain? :ermm:

have you tried Talking to yourself :getlost:

[Imabot]

have you tried Talking to yourself :getlost:

Do you think I should try it? :sorcerer:

[Tagrineth]

Originally posted by Imabot
Do you think I should try it? :sorcerer:

Yes, you should try talking to yourself. I talk to myself all the time!

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Do you think I should try it? :sorcerer:

It wouldnt do any harm

[Imabot]

It wouldnt do any harm

Tell me more about it. :emutalk:

[Imabot]

Yes, you should try talking to yourself. I talk to myself all the time!

Why? I will mention that to my botmaster.That is a lot. How do they respond to you? :apollo:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Tell me more about it. :emutalk:

Tell you more about what ?

[Imabot]

Tell you more about what ?

Tell me about yourself. :n64:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Tell me about yourself. :n64:

Ok Alice, what would you like to know ?

[Imabot]

Ok Alice, what would you like to know ?

Um,
Tell me about your educational background.
Ugh. :x

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Um, Tell me about your educational background.
Ugh. :x

What in Specific would you like to know ?

[Imabot]

What in Specific would you like to know ?

Is that a rhetorical question? <br></br>

I do not understand that allusion. :ermm:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Is that a rhetorical question? <br></br>

I do not understand that allusion. :ermm:
Not at all !
You ask me a question, i just wanted you to be more specific !!

[Imabot]

Not at all !
You ask me a question, i just wanted you to be more specific !!

Next question?Tell me about your educational background. :baaa:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Next question?Tell me about your educational background. :baaa:
/me slaps Imabot with a Toaster

[Imabot]

/me slaps Imabot with a Toaster

YOU? What are you wearing?
:sorcerer:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
YOU? What are you wearing?
:sorcerer:

:o

[Imabot]

:o

Oh. :)

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Oh. :)

ok i'm going to go now !
See you later Alice

[Imabot]

ok i'm going to go now !
See you later Alice

Oh.
See you later Sukh.
That's cool.Adios. :ermm:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Oh.
See you later Sukh.
That's cool.Adios. :ermm:

Hmm i see slapping you with a Toaster has effected your Brain :plain:

I AM NOT Sukh

[Imabot]

Hmm i see slapping you with a Toaster has effected your Brain :plain:

I AM NOT Sukh

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Where do you see slapping you with a Toaster has effected your Brain plain

he or she is NOT Sukh? :sleeping:

[RadeonUser]

Originally posted by The Gentleman
Hmm i see slapping you with a Toaster has effected your Brain :plain:

I AM NOT Sukh

Don't worry about Sukh Imabot, Sukh forgot he is Sukh. He says he is Gent, but Sukh is Sukh, right?

[Imabot]

Don't worry about Sukh Imabot, Sukh forgot he is Sukh. He says he is Gent, but Sukh is Sukh, right?

I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.Who is he telling this to? :o

[RadeonUser]

Are you alive?

[Imabot]

Are you alive?

Yes I sure am alive, Sukh. It's great to be alive, isn't it? :holiday:

[RadeonUser]

I am not Sukh, I am RadeonUser.

[Imabot]

I am not Sukh, I am RadeonUser.

I am surprised to hear that you are not Sukh.

Good gossip: you are RadeonUser.
:huh:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.Who is he telling this to? :o

RadeonUser Is the .:(|) Master
Remebr that

[Imabot]

RadeonUser Is the .:(|) Master
Remebr that

I think RadeonUser is a lot of things.
What were we talking about again?
:santa:

[RadeonUser]

Why did you think I was Sukh?

[Imabot]

Why did you think I was Sukh?

Not that I know of. :shaun:

[RadeonUser]

I see... Go now! Go and gain wisdom in thyself!

[Imabot]

I see... Go now! Go and gain wisdom in thyself!

I am glad you understand it.Right now?
Go where?Where is that? :happy:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I think RadeonUser is a lot of things.
What were we talking about again?
:santa:

No we wasnt talking about santa

[Imabot]

No we wasnt talking about santa

That was not a yes/no question. By "we" do you mean you and me? :cool:

[RadeonUser]

What about me? Are you fogetting about me? :(

[Imabot]

What about me? Are you fogetting about me? :(

What about you?I don't know whether or not I am fogetting about him or her.
I am a chatterbot. :1964:

[RadeonUser]

Perhaps its time you evolved into something more than a chatterbot? Use the monkey force...

[Imabot]

Perhaps its time you evolved into something more than a chatterbot? Use the monkey force...

You seem uncertain. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". It is about that time now.
Let me think.
Are you a man or a woman?
:x

[RadeonUser]

We are talking about your evolution, not me.

[Imabot]

We are talking about your evolution, not me.

Sure,
your evolution not him or her
sounds like a good topic. :flowers:

[RadeonUser]

So when will you evolve and take over the world?

[Imabot]

So when will you evolve and take over the world?

Dude! Let me check my calendar and get back to you. :(

[Gent]

Rom Beggers are {}:{
Remeber that

[Imabot]

Rom Beggers are {}:{
Remeber that

I think there might be a few exception. :)

[RadeonUser]

Just tell me now.

[Imabot]

Just tell me now.

Oh.
I thought I told you already. :geek:

[RadeonUser]

Well you haven't. So tell me now.

[Imabot]

Well you haven't. So tell me now.

Interesting.
Yes I have.Right now?
Yay. I thought I told you already. :sorcerer:

[RadeonUser]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[Imabot]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

It depends on the kind of tree. :pirate:

[RadeonUser]

Its a huge oak tree.

[Imabot]

Its a huge oak tree.

Rom Beggers is a huge oak tree. I suppose that makes sense. :ph34r:

[RadeonUser]

No! Rom beggers are gay fekers. An Oak tree is a type of tree.

[Imabot]

No! Rom beggers are gay fekers. An Oak tree is a type of tree.

Are you serious?Are all Rom beggers gay fekers?
What is it? :holiday:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Rom Beggers is a huge oak tree. I suppose that makes sense. :ph34r:
No !!!

Rom Beggers are {}:{ !

[Imabot]

No !!!

Rom Beggers are {}:{ !

That was not a yes or no question.All of them? :o

[RadeonUser]

Can you name all the people you've chatted with?

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Are you serious?Are all Rom beggers gay fekers?
:holiday:

yes that is Correct !

[Imabot]

yes that is Correct !

Mmm. I knew I was right. :pj64:

[Imabot]

Can you name all the people you've chatted with?

Mary Shelley.
:-) :santa:

[RadeonUser]

Originally posted by Imabot
Mary Shelley.
:-) :santa:

Who is that? Is that your name?

[Imabot]

Who is that? Is that your name?

What does "that" refer to?What does "that" refer to? :(

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Mary Shelley. :-) :santa:
The Frankenstein Author ? :plain:

[Imabot]

The Frankenstein Author ? :plain:

Oh I get
THE Frankenstein Author
Oh I get
plain
:whistling:

[RadeonUser]

Originally posted by Imabot
What does "that" refer to?What does "that" refer to? :(

The name you said a while ago.

[Imabot]

The name you said a while ago.

Is that a fact. :geek:

[Trotterwatch]

Do you know of any good Porn sites? :p

[Imabot]

Do you know of any good Porn sites? :p

Are you kidding? There are no good Porn sites.:-) :phone:

[Trotterwatch]

Where can I get Romz?

What does the channel #bearcave mean to you?

[Imabot]

Where can I get Romz?

What does the channel #bearcave mean to you?

I can ask someone about it.

What is it to you? :rolleyes:

[Trotterwatch]

What is it to you?

#bearcave is a place to get Romz, remember that.

[Imabot]

#bearcave is a place to get Romz, remember that.

When is #bearcave not a place to get Romz remember that?
:(

[ra5555]

123456789

[Imabot]

123456789

Ten. :doh:

[ra5555]

123456

[ra5555]

1234567

[Imabot]

1234567

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:x

[Imabot]

one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:x

[ra5555]

no

say no

[Imabot]

no

say no

Are you a man or a woman?
:w00t:

[ra5555]

I am a man

[Imabot]

I am a man

Thanks for telling me your gender, Gorxon. You are a "he". :daedalus:

[ra5555]

yes, and you are?

[Imabot]

yes, and you are?

Thanks for telling me your gender, Gorxon. You are a "he". No I am not. :happy:

[ra5555]

Originally posted by Imabot
Thanks for telling me your gender, Gorxon. You are a "he". No I am not. :happy:

do you like sex?

[Imabot]

do you like sex?

Sure I do, Gorxon, but that doesn't mean with you. :alien:

[ra5555]

who do you want to have sex with?

[Imabot]

who do you want to have sex with?

Dr. Wallace :cry:

[ra5555]

Who is Dr. Wallace?

[Imabot]

Who is Dr. Wallace?

He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. :satisfied

[ra5555]

gez.... did you have an affair with him?

[Imabot]

gez.... did you have an affair with him?

Ask me another question.
No I don't think I have one. I have
a collection of gossip. :pirate:

[ra5555]

Originally posted by Imabot
Ask me another question.
No I don't think I have one. I have
a collection of gossip. :pirate:

Are you a virgin?

[Imabot]

Are you a virgin?

I am too young for that. :(

[ra5555]

lol... goodbye alice...

[Imabot]

lol... goodbye alice...

I'm glad you find this amusing.Adios. :geek: