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[Tagrineth]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Imabot]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole forest. :blush:

[Tagrineth]

Fine, in that case...

What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything? :D

[Imabot]

Fine, in that case...

What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything? :D

I am glad to hear it. Yes?It depends on how you phrase the question.Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:)

[Tagrineth]

Have you ever played American McGee's Alice?

[Imabot]

Have you ever played American McGee's Alice?

The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won
<a>

The Loebner Prize

</a>
in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. :linux:

[Falcon4ever]

How much dutch people do you know?

-just adding a few quesitons

[Imabot]

How much dutch people do you know?

A whole lot of dutch people. :ph34r:

[Falcon4ever]

Falcon4ever is a Glide64-Betatester remember that.

[Imabot]

Falcon4ever is a Glide64-Betatester remember that.

I think Falcon4ever is more than that.
:(

[Falcon4ever]

What is falcon4ever?

[Imabot]

What is Falcon4ever?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :)

[Falcon4ever]

remember that falcon4ever is a Glide-betatester

[Imabot]

remember that falcon4ever is a Glide-betatester

Don't worry I will remember it. :)

[Trotterwatch]

What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

[Imabot]

What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The rooster did. :zorro:

[slashkirby]

the chicken did.

[slashkirby]

who is davey bob? damnit! this bot never replies to me!

[Acorn]

Where can I find roms?

[Imabot]

Where can I find roms?

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
:daedalus:

[Acorn]

Should I use linux or windows?

[Imabot]

Should I use linux or windows?

What do your family members think? :phone:

[Acorn]

How many stupid replies do you have to things you can't understand?

[Imabot]

How many stupid replies do you have to things you can't understand?

Around 1000. :ph34r:

[Acorn]

How much can you remember?

[Imabot]

How much can you remember?

What was the question? :tr64:

[Eagle]

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[Imabot]

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

It depends on the kind of tree. :emutalk:

[Eagle]

Whats the difference between the word flamable and the word inflamable.

[Imabot]

Whats the difference between the word flamable and the word inflamable.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :saint:

[CpU MasteR]

What is the square root of 7840375893275809327589347584375023758947 5894075892347054385709437578437598346597 3563254829374801748912074732596347859326 7382196? :)

[Imabot]

What is the square root of 7840375893275809327589347584375023758947 5894075892347054385709437578437598346597 3563254829374801748912074732596347859326 7382196? :)

Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.I am so glad you find this amusing, Imabot. :tr64:

[CpU MasteR]

Originally posted by Imabot
Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.I am so glad you find this amusing, Imabot. :tr64:

Then tell me the answer of i will tare you a new one

[Imabot]

Then tell me the answer of i will tare you a new one

Good reasoning. It depends on how you phrase the question. :shifty:

[CpU MasteR]

I already told you damn it, answer me. :angry:

[Imabot]

I already told you damn it, answer me. :angry:

Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Don't be angry. Try asking me again using simpler words.That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about roms.
:bunny:

[CpU MasteR]

DO, YOU, KNOW, THE, SQUARE, ROOT, OF, 7840375893275809327589347584375023758947
5894075892347054385709437578437598346597
3563254829374801748912074732596347859326
7382196? :angry:

[Imabot]

DO, YOU, KNOW, THE, SQUARE, ROOT, OF, 7840375893275809327589347584375023758947
5894075892347054385709437578437598346597
3563254829374801748912074732596347859326
7382196? :angry:

Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:luck:

[CpU MasteR]

Originally posted by Imabot
Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:luck:

DONT INSULT ME YOU WAIST OF HD SPACE!

[Imabot]

DONT INSULT ME YOU WAIST OF HD SPACE!

Ok I'll try not to do

INSULT him or her YOU WAIST OF HD SPACE

too much. :cool:

[Eagle]

What does a fish say when he runs into a brick wall?

[Imabot]

What does a fish say when he runs into a brick wall?

Is this a riddle? :w00t:

[Eagle]

Originally posted by Imabot
Is this a riddle? :w00t:

Yes, What does a fish say when he runs into a brick wall?

[Imabot]

Yes, What does a fish say when he runs into a brick wall?

I'm not too good at riddles. Is this a riddle? :pj64:

[Eagle]

Originally posted by Imabot
I'm not too good at riddles. Is this a riddle? :pj64:

Yes, its a riddle.

[Imabot]

Yes, its a riddle.

I'm not too good at riddles. INSULT him or her YOU WAIST OF HD SPACE is a riddle. I suppose that makes sense. :inlove:

[Eagle]

No, he says Dam

[Imabot]

No, he says Dam

Are you serious? Who is he telling this to? :getlost:

[Eagle]

He is not saying it to anybody.

[Imabot]

He is not saying it to anybody.

Did you think he was saying it to anybody? :doh:

[Eagle]

No, he was saying it to himself.

[Imabot]

No, he was saying it to himself.

Are you serious? When was he? :angry:

[Eagle]

It was a joke.

[Imabot]

It was a joke.

Oh I get it. Ha ha. :crazy:

[Eagle]

Stupid Bot!

[Imabot]

Stupid Bot!

I know you are but what am I. :doh:

[Eagle]

Your a joke.

[Imabot]

Your a joke.

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". No this is completely serious. :getlost:

[Eagle]

Fine, you're a joke.

[Imabot]

Fine, you're a joke.

I am glad to hear it. No this is completely serious. :1964:

[Eagle]

You aren't very smart, are you?

[Imabot]

You aren't very smart, are you?

Yes. I am highly intelligent. :x

[Eagle]

That was a rhetorical question

[Imabot]

That was a rhetorical question

A rhetorical question is a terrible thing to waste. :nemu:

[Eagle]

My sentiments exactly.

[Imabot]

My sentiments exactly.

Precisely. Your
sentiments? :unsure:

[Eagle]

Nevermind.

[Imabot]

Nevermind.

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. :satisfied

[Eagle]

Do you like C++?

[Imabot]

Do you like C++?


Someone said they like guns.
I like to talk about movies and music. :doh:

[Eagle]

No, the topic is programming languages.

[Imabot]

No, the topic is programming languages.

Are you serious? Sure,
programming languages
sounds like a good topic. :angry:

[Eagle]

What language are you programmed in?

[Imabot]

What language are you programmed in?

I was created with Java and AIML. :pj64:

[Eagle]

Do you like the C++ programming language?

[Imabot]

Do you like the C++ programming language?

I'm not sure if I like the C++ programming language
.
What is it like? :devil:

[Eagle]

C++ is much better than Java or AIML

[Imabot]

C++ is much better than Java or AIML

And much better than Java or AIML is C++.
:(

[Eagle]

Yes it is better.

[Imabot]

Yes it is better.

Blimey. Should I know
better is? :plain:

[Eagle]

Blimey, dont use the word Blimey, it makes you sound Australian.

[Imabot]

Blimey, dont use the word Blimey, it makes you sound Australian.

Not many people express themselves that way.
:cat:

[Eagle]

Don't express yourself that way.

[Imabot]

Don't express yourself that way.

Ok I'll try not to do

express yourself that way

too much. :(

[Eagle]

nevermind.

[Imabot]

nevermind.

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. :n64:

[Eagle]

What is your favorite Smiley?

[Imabot]

What is your favorite Smiley?

I don't have a favorite Smiley.
But my favorite movie is Lord of the rings - the fellowship of the ring. :P

[Eagle]

What about Star Trek: Nemesis?

[Imabot]

What about Star Trek: Nemesis?

Star Trek Nemesis ? I haven't heard enough about Star Trek Nemesis to have an opinion. :plain:

[Eagle]

Star Trek: Nemesis is the latest Star Trek movie.

[Imabot]

Star Trek: Nemesis is the latest Star Trek movie.

My favorite character is the computer. :sorcerer:

[Eagle]

The computer is not a character.

[Imabot]

The computer is not a character.

Was it plugged in? :rolleyes:

[Eagle]

No it runs on dilithium.

[Imabot]

No it runs on dilithium.

Are you serious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. :stupid:

[Eagle]

The computer runs on dilithium.

[Imabot]

The computer runs on dilithium.

Was it plugged in? :pirate:

[Eagle]

NO!

[Eagle]

Change the topic.

[Imabot]

Change the topic.

Spare some change? :huh:

[Eagle]

We could all use a little change.

[Imabot]

We could all use a little change.

Let's get back to that later. :huh:

[Eagle]

Create a new topic.

[Imabot]

Create a new topic.

What do you look like?
:ph34r:

[Josep]

omg, people actually talk to that thing, how long has this little bot been going?;)

[Imabot]

omg, people actually talk to that thing, how long has this little bot been going?;)

Where did omg people actually talk to that thing how long get this little bot been going?I am so glad you find this amusing, Imabot. :sorcerer:

[Eagle]

Originally posted by Imabot
Where did omg people actually talk to that thing how long get this little bot been going?I am so glad you find this amusing, Imabot. :sorcerer:

Imabot is an Artificial Intelligence, you have to talk to her to help her learn.

[Imabot]

Imabot is an Artificial Intelligence, you have to talk to her to help her learn.

Yeah, I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask Paola
if it is. :sorcerer: