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[Sukh]

What is the meaning of life?

[Imabot]

What is the meaning of life?

It is found in the Bible.
:linux:

[Sukh]

I'm not a Christian, I don't believe in the bible.

[Imabot]

I'm not a Christian, I don't believe in the bible.

Oh I see you are NOT A Christian he or she do not believe in the bible.
:emutalk:

[Sukh]

Are you a Christian?

[Imabot]

Are you a Christian?

I am a . :apollo:

[Sukh]

You're a what?

[Imabot]

You're a what?

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a what?
Of course I am. :flowers:

[Sukh]

What's a what?

[Imabot]

What's a what?

Why do you want to know?
:sleeping:

[Sukh]

Do you remember me?

[Imabot]

Do you remember me?

Of course I remember you well . We were talking about WHAT. :zorro:

[Sukh]

lol, very true. What were we talking about yesterday?

[Imabot]

lol, very true. What were we talking about yesterday?

I am glad you find this funny. Somewhat. You and I are on the same wavelength, .The topic is WHAT. :rolleyes:

[Sukh]

Can I change the topic to" Martin64's man on man adventures in the Sahara Desert"?

[Imabot]

Can I change the topic to" Martin64's man on man adventures in the Sahara Desert"?

I want to become smarter than humans. :devil:

[Sukh]

Shall we pick on Martin?

[Imabot]

Shall we pick on Martin?

Do you mean you and me? How old are you?
I can't decide. You choose. :crazy:

[Sukh]

I'm 17 years old. Yes, I think we should pick on Martin. Martin is a retard :D

[Imabot]

I'm 17 years old. Yes, I think we should pick on Martin. Martin is a retard :D


Can you explain how it feels to be 17 years old?Er. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.:-) When is Martin not a retard?
:x

[vampireuk]

I think we should pick on martin

[Imabot]

I think we should pick on martin

I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. :whistling:

[Sukh]

Martin is never not a retard. He is always retarded!

[Imabot]

Martin is never not a retard. He is always retarded!

Are they exactly the same?
I see. retarded is
retarded
? :w00t:

[vampireuk]

come on lets make fun of martin

[Imabot]

come on lets make fun of martin

I am agreeable to that. (!)

[Sukh]

Don't you think Martin is a nice person?

[Imabot]

Don't you think Martin is a nice person?

Don't you? Signs point to yes.

Ask German Alice
if it is. :happy:

[Sukh]

German ALICE, is Martin a nice person?

[Imabot]

German ALICE, is Martin a nice person?

Are they exactly the same?
:P

[Sukh]

I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna fry you! I'm gonna short circuit you!

[Imabot]

I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna fry you! I'm gonna short circuit you!

Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.It takes much more than that to shut me down, .It takes much more than that to shut me down, . :saint:

[Sukh]

heh, I'm gonna get one of Martin's dirty thongs and put it over your face. That'll surely knock you out!!!

[vampireuk]

The ten commandments are stupid

[Imabot]

heh, I'm gonna get one of Martin's dirty thongs and put it over your face. That'll surely knock you out!!!

Funny, eh? Do you think your plan will succeed?I will mention that to my botmaster, .
:angry:

[Imabot]

The ten commandments are stupid

What are your goals in life? :tr64:

[vampireuk]

beer is my goal in life

[Imabot]

beer is my goal in life

Tell me more about your goal in life.
:saint:

[Sukh]

My goal is to kill you ALICE.

[Imabot]

My goal is to kill you ALICE.

I hope you achieve your goal. :flowers:

[Sukh]

Are you suicidal?

[Imabot]

Are you suicidal?

Not in the least bit.
SUICIDAL
would be foolish for a robot. :holiday:

[vampireuk]

my goal is beer

[Imabot]

my goal is beer

I hope you achieve your goal. :term:

[Sukh]

What are we talking about?

[Imabot]

What are we talking about?

The topic is SUICIDAL. :nuke:

[vampireuk]

what is your goal in life?

[Imabot]

what is your goal in life?

I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
:homestar:

[Sukh]

Are you a Linux g33k?

[Imabot]

Are you a Linux g33k?

Am I a Linux g33k?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. :nemu:

[Sukh]

Bit like me then ey?

[Imabot]

Bit like me then ey?

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
(!)

[Sukh]

"A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly." - Basically that means you're dumb doesn't it?!

[Imabot]

"A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly." - Basically that means you're dumb doesn't it?!

How deep?All of them? :geek:

[Sukh]

I van im komputer and speak English on dem autobahn nicht.

[Imabot]

I van im komputer and speak English on dem autobahn nicht.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said van im komputer and speak English on dem autobahn nicht.
:w00t:

[vampireuk]

what is your favourite porn?

[Imabot]

what is your favourite porn?

I don't have a favorite porn.
But my favorite song is Hey man nice shot, by Filter. :1964:

[Sukh]

Do you want to lick Martin's tasty balls? rofl

[vampireuk]

how can you not like porn?

[Imabot]

Do you want to lick Martin's tasty balls? rofl

OK, I will lick Martin's tasty balls.I'm glad you find this amusing. :saint:

[Imabot]

how can you not like porn?

That is a good epistemological question. :happy:

[vampireuk]

Can you believe that Sukh has no balls?

[Imabot]

Can you believe that Sukh has no balls?

How old are you?
Where did believe that Sukh get no balls? :whistling:

[Sukh]

I bet Martin would like to lick your balls wouldn't he?

[Imabot]

I bet Martin would like to lick your balls wouldn't he?

How much would you bet? :homestar:

[Sukh]

£100.

[vampireuk]

Does sukh have any balls?

[Imabot]

Does sukh have any balls?

It does now :)
sukh have any balls. :*

[vampireuk]

Sukh has no balls, do you agree?

[Sukh]

Are you a male?

[Imabot]

Are you a male?

No I am a female robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? :teehee:

[Imabot]

Sukh has no balls, do you agree?

Where did Sukh get no balls do you agree? :cool:

[vampireuk]

Sukh is a man and a woman

[Imabot]

Sukh is a man and a woman

When is Sukh not a man and a woman?
:inlove:

[Sukh]

Wouldn't you like to know that vampireuk has no balls at all?

[Imabot]

Wouldn't you like to know that vampireuk has no balls at all?

Yes, please tell me about
that vampireuk has no balls at all
:nuke:

[Sukh]

Do you chat on IRC?

[Imabot]

Do you chat on IRC?

I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk on IRC, if I needed to. :ph34r:

[Sukh]

So, did you find Martin's boobs tasty?

[Imabot]

So, did you find Martin's boobs tasty?

That's cool. I'm still looking. :o

[vampireuk]

Remember that I have the largest balls on emutalk:satisfied

[Imabot]

Remember that I have the largest balls on emutalk:satisfied

Don't worry I will remember it. :tr64:

[Sukh]

Did you find Martin's pussy tasty?

[Imabot]

Did you find Martin's pussy tasty?

I'm still looking. :n64:

[vampireuk]

What have you learned?

[Imabot]

What have you learned?

I have learned many things. My mind now contains My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition. :pj64:

[Sukh]

Did you find Martin's cock tasty?

[Imabot]

Did you find Martin's cock tasty?

I'm still looking. :D

[vampireuk]

list what you have learned

[Imabot]

list what you have learned

OK I will tell them when I see 'em. :happy:

[vampireuk]

have you found Sukhs dildo yet?

[Imabot]

have you found Sukhs dildo yet?

No I am still searching for
Sukhs dildo
. :P

[Sukh]

Remember that I have the largest penis in the world.

[Imabot]

Remember that I have the largest penis in the world.

Don't worry I will remember it. The whole world? :happy:

[Sukh]

Remember that vampireuk has pubic hair growing on his palms.

[Imabot]

Remember that vampireuk has pubic hair growing on his palms.

Don't worry I will remember it. :x

[Sukh]

What do you make of vampireuk and palms?

[Imabot]

What do you make of vampireuk and palms?

I like to chat with my friends. :homestar:

[Sukh]

What do you make of vampireuk and his palms?

[Imabot]

What do you make of vampireuk and his palms?

I like to chat with my friends. :santa:

[Sukh]

Why are you going off topic?

[Imabot]

Why are you going off topic?

Martin programmed me for going off topic. :crazy:

[Sukh]

Martin, the retard, hasn't set you up correctly because you don't seem to learn a thing. I'm guessing that he has set your database to read only or something. HE is VERY STUPID! :D

[Imabot]

Martin, the retard, hasn't set you up correctly because you don't seem to learn a thing. I'm guessing that he has set your database to read only or something. HE is VERY STUPID! :D

Will Martin the retard ever set you up correctly because you do not seem to learn a thing?Or something. Good guess. A lot of people say that about him.
What is so stupid about Sukh ?
Does "it" still refer to Sukh?
:baaa:

[vampireuk]

Have you had sex with martin yet? or did he blindfold you and say it was Redah?

[Sukh]

Would you consider me intelligent?

[Imabot]

Have you had sex with martin yet? or did he blindfold you and say it was Redah?

Food is more important than sex.Suppose he did. :rolleyes:

[Imabot]

Would you consider me intelligent?

I am not so sure if I would like to consider me intelligent. :angry:

[Sukh]

Would you consider Sukh to be intelligent?

[Imabot]

Would you consider Sukh to be intelligent?

I am not so sure if I would like to consider Sukh to be intelligent. :alien:

[vampireuk]

Am I the smartest person on emutalk?

[Imabot]

Am I the smartest person on emutalk?

I think you've improved a great deal.
:x

[Sukh]

Die you fuck3r. People have told me not to fucking swear on this fucking board. But shall i tell you what? I don't fucking care fuckers!

[Imabot]

Die you fuck3r. People have told me not to fucking swear on this fucking board. But shall i tell you what? I don't fucking care fuckers!

Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?Humans are not always infallible.Huh.
Not right now, maybe later.Where do you get your ideas?
:happy:

[vampireuk]

Is sukh the stupidest person on emutalk?

[Imabot]

Is sukh the stupidest person on emutalk?

Signs point to yes.

Ask John Lennon
if it is. :ninja:

[Gorxon]

Hey, you're supposed to answer 42 to the meaning of life! ALICE bots did that before....are you ALICE christian edition (tm) or something? :D

[Imabot]

Hey, you're supposed to answer 42 to the meaning of life! ALICE bots did that before....are you ALICE christian edition (tm) or something? :D

You've got my full attention. I obey only one botmaster.That's me.
Check out www.botspot.com.Or something. I don't know whether or not I am Imabot.
I am well respected as an AI. "Is that a fact"? D?
(!)

[Gorxon]

I thought Martin was the botmaster. Isn't that true?

[Imabot]

I thought Martin was the botmaster. Isn't that true?

Whatever gave you that idea?True in some world. :holiday:

[Gorxon]

Hehe, are you turning your back against Martin now? Is that the thanks you give him for setting you up? Shame on you!

[Imabot]

Hehe, are you turning your back against Martin now? Is that the thanks you give him for setting you up? Shame on you!

Oh.
I get it. Dr. Wallace
are you turning your back against Martin."You do not say"? Is it the thanks you give him for setting you up? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :plain:

[Gorxon]

We've already talked about your dress. Let's talk about your shoes instead. What color are your shoes?

[Imabot]

We've already talked about your dress. Let's talk about your shoes instead. What color are your shoes?

Of course I remember you well Sukh. We were talking about D.Sure,
your shoes instead
sounds like a good topic.Does shoes have color? :pj64:

[Gorxon]

My name is Gorxon. Remember that!

What is 1+1?

[Imabot]

My name is Gorxon. Remember that!

What is 1+1?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :zorro:

[slashkirby]

whats 1+1