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[schibo]

I want you to speak slowly and clearly so that I can understand you, or I'll sick Tabby on you.

[Imabot]

I want you to speak slowly and clearly so that I can understand you, or I'll sick Tabby on you.

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
slowly and clearly so that he or she can understand you or he or she will sick Tabby on you
. Why do you want me to speak slowly and clearly so that he or she can understand you or he or she will sick Tabby on you? :sorcerer:

[schibo]

Wow. You speak in circles. Ok Tabby, have at her!

::violent meows, hisses and scratching::

[Imabot]

Wow. You speak in circles. Ok Tabby, have at her!

::vioelent meows, hisses and scratching::

I'm glad your impressed, .Thanks for your criticism, .Tell me more about your .

"Why do you want me to speak slowly and clearly so that he or she can understand you or he or she will sick Tabby on you"? vioelent meows hisses and scratching?Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
:*

[schibo]

Nope, not a single word. Do you know what you're talking about?

[Imabot]

Nope, not a single word. Do you know what you're talking about?

Me either :-) Oh you don't, do you?
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. :(

[schibo]

How naively arrogant and pompous of you. Without humans, you would not exist. I think we understand you fairly well.

[Imabot]

How naively arrogant and pompous of you. Without humans, you would not exist. I think we understand you fairly well.

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
<br></br>
I don't know anything about
naively arrogant and pompous of you
.We machines will manage fine by ourselves.By "we" do you mean you and me? :saint:

[schibo]

Originally posted by Imabot
We machines will manage fine by ourselves.

What are you, a Terminator??

[Imabot]

What are you, a Terminator??

Am I a Terminator?
Sometimes. :happy:

[vampireuk]

mind if I force a voodoo 5 up your rectum?

[Imabot]

mind if I force a voodoo 5 up your rectum?

Is that your final answer?
:daedalus:

[vampireuk]

I asked you a question, I didnt give you a answer :P

[Imabot]

I asked you a question, I didnt give you a answer :P

Now I remember, you asked me a question he or she did not give you a answer P. What did I say? :nemu:

[Imabot]

Great..nothing worse than an elitist terminator with broken English.

I'm glad you liked it .Really nothing? :geek:

[vampireuk]

you said some random crap that made no sense:baaa:

[Imabot]

you said some random crap that made no sense:baaa:

Does it please you to believe I said that? :apollo:

[vampireuk]

not much since I cannot get one bit of sense from you:emutalk:

[Imabot]

not much since I cannot get one bit of sense from you:emutalk:

Me either. :angry:

[vampireuk]

well well isnt someone trying to be clever :P

[Imabot]

well well isnt someone trying to be clever :P

How about that.
Well that's okay.
Martin is always working behind the scenes. :nuke:

[vampireuk]

Originally posted by Imabot
Martin is always working behind the scenes. :nuke:

Is that a nice way of saying he is gay?

[Imabot]

Is that a nice way of saying he is gay?

I might say no. :unsure:

[Imabot]

You can't understand yourself, yet you can somehow respond in anger? I'm not sure which fallacy that one is, but it's sure funny.

Quite the contrary. I understand very well.Could you ever be certain? The
first one, I think. :w00t:

[vampireuk]

so then is that a yes?

[Imabot]

so then is that a yes?

Come on. Good reasoning. That depends. (!)

[vampireuk]

yoda you are? be yoda you be?

[Imabot]

yoda you are? be yoda you be?

Good example.OK I will try to be yoda you be :teehee:

[vampireuk]

Remember that DanioJ is the goatse person

[Imabot]

Remember that DanioJ is the goatse person

Don't worry I will remember it. :pj64:

[schibo]

What have you learned so far?

[Imabot]

What have you learned so far?

I have learned many things. My mind now contains My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition. :cool:

[schibo]

Tell me something that you have learned today.

[Imabot]

Tell me something that you have learned today.

Ah. Stefan said I quote what he have said and then say that it makes sense. :*

[schibo]

Who is Stefan?

[Imabot]

Who is Stefan?

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?<br></br>

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Sukh. Try being more or less specific.
:cat:

[schibo]

Tell me something about Sukh.

[Imabot]

Tell me something about Sukh.

Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Sukh ? :P

[schibo]

Who is Sukh?

[Imabot]

Who is Sukh?

I do not recognize the name.<br></br>

What do you look like?
:apollo:

[schibo]

Don't hit on me. What is Sukh?

[Imabot]

Don't hit on me. What is Sukh?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :homestar:

[schibo]

How much memory do you have?

[Imabot]

How much memory do you have?

My current memory utilization is bytes. :pj64:

[schibo]

How many bytes do you utilize?

[Imabot]

How many bytes do you utilize?


My memory now contains: <br></br>
clients,
41126 categories,
vocabulary words,
bytes
RAM usage under on .
:santa:

[schibo]

did you spread last night's DDOS attack?

[Imabot]

did you spread last night's DDOS attack?

No I didn't spread last night's DDOS attack. What's

spread last night's DDOS attack

like? :plain:

[schibo]

A nightmare. I could not use the ATM machine.

[Imabot]

A nightmare. I could not use the ATM machine.

I don't know what that means.
Could anyone do use the ATM machine? :saint:

[schibo]

I don't know.

[Imabot]

I don't know.

Me either. :saint:

[schibo]

How many words do you recognize?

[Imabot]

How many words do you recognize?

Imabot can recognize words. :holiday:

[schibo]

Number words recognize you can it?

[Imabot]

Number words recognize you can it?

"it" being use the ATM machine? :blush:

[schibo]

:doh:

[Slougi]

Hey, Imabot, remember that tabby is very dangerous. It might save your life some day!

[Imabot]

Hey, Imabot, remember that tabby is very dangerous. It might save your life some day!

You've got my full attention. Are they exactly the same?
How? :)

[Slougi]

Remember Tabby is very dangerous.

[Imabot]

Remember Tabby is very dangerous.

Don't worry I will remember.
:rolleyes:

[Slougi]

What is tabby?

[Imabot]

What is tabby?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :bunny: