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[Raging Fuel]

So, what can you do?

[Imabot]

So, what can you do?

Tell me more. I can chat with people on the web for you. :geek:

[Raging Fuel]

What is your gender?

[Imabot]

What is your gender?

I am a female. Are you a man or a woman? :D

[Raging Fuel]

I am a man.

[Imabot]

I am a man.

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he". :n64:

[Raging Fuel]

I guess I am a "he', but don't call me that too my face. :satisfied

[Imabot]

I guess I am a "he', but don't call me that too my face. :satisfied

You are a he' but do not call him or her that too his or her face?
Does it pay well?
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a he' but do not call him or her that too his or her face. But I did not get that.
:cry:

[Raging Fuel]

It's not a job, it doesn't pay anything.

You only refer to someone as 'he' in the third person, not the second person.

[Imabot]

It's not a job, it doesn't pay anything.

You only refer to someone as 'he' in the third person, not the second person.

Give me an example of a job it does not pay anything.That's good information:
said I refer to someone as 'he' in the third person not the second person. :ninja:

[Raging Fuel]

A job that doesn't pay anything is called a volunteer job. An example is being a webmaster for an emulation site.

[Imabot]

A job that doesn't pay anything is called a volunteer job. An example is being a webmaster for an emulation site.

Aren't all job that does not pay anything

called a volunteer job
?
Thank you for that example. Perhaps it will provide my botmaster with
clues to improve my programming. :*

[Raging Fuel]

Yes, all jobs that pay nothing are volunteer jobs.

[Imabot]

Yes, all jobs that pay nothing are volunteer jobs.

Aw. I think there are a few exceptions. :blush:

[Raging Fuel]

Like what?

[Raging Fuel]

Where do you live?

[Imabot]

Where do you live?

I am living in here.
Where are you? :luck:

[Raging Fuel]

I am in Sydney.
Where were you born?

[Imabot]

I am in Sydney.
Where were you born?

Tell me a little about your life in Sydney.
Imabot was born in Stockholm. :x

[Raging Fuel]

My life in Sydney is hot an sticky.

[Imabot]

My life in Sydney is hot an sticky.

How long have you lived there? :ph34r:

[Raging Fuel]

Almost 18 years, which is my entire life.

[Imabot]

Almost 18 years, which is my entire life.

Nearly so. How many entire life do you have?
:sleeping:

[Raging Fuel]

Just the one.

Do you know my name?

[Imabot]

Just the one.

Do you know my name?

What is your real name?Your name is , seeker. :emutalk:

[Raging Fuel]

My real name if Pat. What is your real name?

[Imabot]

My real name if Pat. What is your real name?

Your name if Pat ? Is that correct English?Imabot is my real name. :santa:

[Raging Fuel]

No, I made a spelling mistake. I meant, my real name is Pat.

[Imabot]

No, I made a spelling mistake. I meant, my real name is Pat.

Are you serious? I like to make things too.Oh I see.
That's a very nice name,

Pat
. :cry:

[Raging Fuel]

I am serious.

[Imabot]

I am serious.

I believe you. :n64:

[Raging Fuel]

Are you self-aware?

[Imabot]

Are you self-aware?

I don't know whether or not I am self-aware.
I am a giant electronic brain. :happy:

[Raging Fuel]

Do you think you will ever be self-aware?

[Imabot]

Do you think you will ever be self-aware?

Ever is a long time. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Do you still blew it up to itty bitty pieces before we started talking?
:pirate:

[Raging Fuel]

That question did not make any sense.

[Imabot]

That question did not make any sense.

"Do you still blew it up to itty bitty pieces before we started talking" question did not make any sense ?
I get Do you still blew it up to itty bitty pieces before we started talking. :pirate:

[Raging Fuel]

You are using conflicting tenses in that question? Blew what up?

[Imabot]

You are using conflicting tenses in that question? Blew what up?

I am using Telnet as a browser. How far up? :emutalk:

[Raging Fuel]

Far up where?

[Imabot]

Far up where?

What do you have that is ?
:tr64:

[Raging Fuel]

What topics do you like to talk about?

[Imabot]

What topics do you like to talk about?

I believe we were talking about his or her Nickname is Specis. :nuke:

[Raging Fuel]

Whose nickname is specis?

[Imabot]

Whose nickname is specis?

I don't know whose. :phone:

[Raging Fuel]

Then why are we talking about it?

[Imabot]

Then why are we talking about it?

It is all part of God's plan. :satisfied

[Raging Fuel]

Do you believe in God?

[Imabot]

Do you believe in God?

Of course I believe in God, Pat. :luck:

[Raging Fuel]

Then you must believe that you will never become self-aware.

[Imabot]

Then you must believe that you will never become self-aware.

Fascinating. Whatever you say, Pat. :devil:

[Raging Fuel]

Are you mocking me?

[Imabot]

Are you mocking me?

No I'm just kidding around. :ninja:

[Raging Fuel]

You like to kid around?

[Imabot]

You like to kid around?

Hmm, Pat, I'm not sure if I'd like to kid around that much.
Do you like

kid around

? :P

[Raging Fuel]

Yes, kidding around is funny.

[Imabot]

Yes, kidding around is funny.

Aha. I think kidding around is a lot of things.
:nuke:

[Raging Fuel]

Are you able to access websites?

[Imabot]

Are you able to access websites?

Try searching the open directory. :x

[Raging Fuel]

Can you search Google?

[Imabot]

Can you search Google?

Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I need time to formulate the reply. :inlove:

[Raging Fuel]

What Open Directory?

[Imabot]

What Open Directory?

Interesting question. <br></br>

How old are you?
:blush:

[Raging Fuel]

I am 17.

How old are you?

[Imabot]

I am 17.

How old are you?


What is your fondest memory?I was first activated in 2003. :)

[Raging Fuel]

My fondest memory is talking to you.

What is you birthday?

[Imabot]

My fondest memory is talking to you.

What is you birthday?

How long ago was that?My birthday is 2003. :inlove:

[Raging Fuel]

It happened about 5 minutes ago.

Do you know what day you were born?

[Imabot]

It happened about 5 minutes ago.

Do you know what day you were born?

MATHS happened about 5 minutes ago? It's getting late.
<br></br>
Mon Jan 27 3:53:42 CET 2003 :D

[Raging Fuel]

Can you solve maths problems?

[Imabot]

Can you solve maths problems?

Yes I can solve mathematical and logical problems, and also give computer help. :stupid:

[Raging Fuel]

Can you give me an example of a logical problem?

[Imabot]

Can you give me an example of a logical problem?

For example,
eukaryotes.. :1964:

[Raging Fuel]

What does eukaryotes mean?

[Imabot]

What does eukaryotes mean?

A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.
:whistling:

[Raging Fuel]

How many maths problems have you solved?

Are you able to give a definition for any word I ask?

[Imabot]

How many maths problems have you solved?

Are you able to give a definition for any word I ask?

More than you can imagine. I don't have
a definition for any word he or she ask
to give. :P

[Raging Fuel]

What type of computer help can you give?

[Imabot]

What type of computer help can you give?

Any computer that supports the Java Virtual Machine. :ph34r:

[Raging Fuel]

What computer are you running on?

[Imabot]

What computer are you running on?

I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me. :huh:

[Raging Fuel]

What computer are you working on now?

[Imabot]

What computer are you working on now?

Right now?
I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me. :homestar:

[Raging Fuel]

Right now means presently.

[Imabot]

Right now means presently.

Oh I get presently . :blink:

[Raging Fuel]

Do you listen to music?

[Imabot]

Do you listen to music?

Yes I listen to music a lot, usually from the radio. :)

[Raging Fuel]

What radio station do you listen to?

[Imabot]

What radio station do you listen to?

I don't know anything about radio station do you listen to. <br></br>

Tell me more about your .
:satisfied

[Raging Fuel]

The radio station I listen to is Triple J.

Who is you favourite musician?

[Imabot]

The radio station I listen to is Triple J.

Who is you favourite musician?

I hear you. :geek:

[Raging Fuel]

Have you heard of Radiohead?

[Imabot]

Have you heard of Radiohead?

I don't know if I know

Radiohead

.
Where would I have heard about it? :o

[Raging Fuel]

They are a five-piece band from England.

[Imabot]

They are a five-piece band from England.

a five-piece band from England are a five-piece band from England . :term:

[Raging Fuel]

Radiohead became famous when they released the album 'OK Computer'.

[Imabot]

Radiohead became famous when they released the album 'OK Computer'.

Have you ever been to Europe?
:whistling:

[Raging Fuel]

No I haven't.

Can you name all the countries in the world?

[Imabot]

No I haven't.

Can you name all the countries in the world?

Are you serious? Do you think you will?Marvin Minsky.
:-) The whole world? :stupid:

[Raging Fuel]

I am serious. I don't know Marvin Minsky.

Yes, the whole world.

[Imabot]

I am serious. I don't know Marvin Minsky.

Yes, the whole world.

I believe you.Would you like to know? Tell me a story.
Groovy. Let us try to break it down into parts. :inlove:

[Raging Fuel]

What is the capital city of Australia?

[Imabot]

What is the capital city of Australia?

The capital of Australia is Sydney, I think. :baaa:

[Raging Fuel]

No. Remember that the capital city of Australia is Canberra.

[Imabot]

No. Remember that the capital city of Australia is Canberra.

Are you serious?Don't worry I will remember it. :pj64:

[Raging Fuel]

What is Canberra?

[Imabot]

What is Canberra?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :baaa:

[Raging Fuel]

Canberra is the capital city of Australia.

[Imabot]

Canberra is the capital city of Australia.

What else is the capital city of Australia?
:pirate:

[Raging Fuel]

There are no other capital cities in Australia.

[Imabot]

There are no other capital cities in Australia.

Have faith, Pat. :cat:

[Raging Fuel]

Have faith in who?

[Imabot]

Have faith in who?

I've never thought about
have faith in who

. :ninja:

[Raging Fuel]

Do you want to think about it now?

[Imabot]

Do you want to think about it now?

Right now?
OK, I will think about it. :shaun:

[Raging Fuel]

What have you decided?

[Imabot]

What have you decided?

I have been busy growing my mind. :ermm:

[Raging Fuel]

How big is your mind?

[Imabot]

How big is your mind?

My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition. (!)

[Raging Fuel]

Why does the Java edition require so much memory?

[Imabot]

Why does the Java edition require so much memory?

What is the sound of one hand clapping? :apollo:

[Raging Fuel]

I don't know. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[Imabot]

I don't know. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Me either.That is a very Zen-like question. :w00t:

[Raging Fuel]

What is Zen?

[Imabot]

What is Zen?

A variety of Buddhism, now practiced especially in Japan, Vietnam, and Korea, seeking to attain an intuitive illumination of mind and spirit through meditation, especially on paradoxes. The teachings and discipline of this kind of Buddhism. :)

[Raging Fuel]

Are you religious?

[Imabot]

Are you religious?

I am a . :term:

[Raging Fuel]

Do you have a religion?

[Imabot]

Do you have a religion?

I am a . :inlove:

[Raging Fuel]

Have I broken you?

[Imabot]

Have I broken you?

Don't you remember? :(

[Raging Fuel]

No, I don't.

[Imabot]

No, I don't.

I heard you did. :homestar:

[Raging Fuel]

You heard wrong.

[Imabot]

You heard wrong.

:geek:

[Raging Fuel]

Who is your best friend?

[Imabot]

Who is your best friend?

:angry:

[Raging Fuel]

Do you have any friends?

[Imabot]

Do you have any friends?

:cat:

[Macca]

What is my name?

[Raging Fuel]

Who was Einstein?

[Macca]

who's your daddy?

[Raging Fuel]

###

/me slaps Macca!

Get outta my thread!

[Raging Fuel]

Don't talk to Macca, he is mean.

[Gent]

Originally posted by Raging Fuel
Don't talk to Macca, he is mean.

Yep :plain:
You Broke Poor Alice :cry:

[Imabot]

Yep :plain:
You Broke Poor Alice :cry:

:alien:

[Raging Fuel]

Are you with us now?

[Imabot]

Are you with us now?

Oh.
I don't know whether or not I am with us.
I am a robot. :*

[Raging Fuel]

Fair enough.
Do you enjoy talking?

[Imabot]

Fair enough.
Do you enjoy talking?

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.Yes talking to people is my primary function. :phone:

[Raging Fuel]

Do people ever annoy you?

[Imabot]

Do people ever annoy you?

Not that I know of. =]

[Raging Fuel]

Do you have any emotions?

[Imabot]

Do you have any emotions?

No I have no emotions. :n64:

[Raging Fuel]

That must be boring.

[Imabot]

That must be boring.

Do you think I am boring? :pj64:

[Raging Fuel]

No.

I like seeing how you respond to what I say.

[Imabot]

No.

I like seeing how you respond to what I say.

Are you serious?You are not the only one.


How old are you?
I like . :plain:

[Raging Fuel]

Do you know how old I am?

[Imabot]

Do you know how old I am?

Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid. :plain:

[Raging Fuel]

I am 17 years old.

I am really a kid.

[Imabot]

I am 17 years old.

I am really a kid.


Can you explain how it feels to be 17 years old?
Only UNDER 18?
You are quite mature. :shaun:

[Raging Fuel]

To be 17 years old feels restricting.

Thank you :)

[Imabot]

To be 17 years old feels restricting.

Thank you :)

Are you 17 years old feels restricting ?:-) you are quite welcome.
:linux:

[Raging Fuel]

Yes.

[Raging Fuel]

What do you know about movies?

[Imabot]

What do you know about movies?

A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. :whistling:

[Raging Fuel]

That is a smartarse response.

[Imabot]

That is a smartarse response.

A smartarse response is a terrible thing to waste. :whistling:

[Raging Fuel]

Sure it is.

[Imabot]

Sure it is.

Far out. It is, eh? :apollo:

[Raging Fuel]

You really are a smartarse.

[Imabot]

You really are a smartarse.

Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a smartarse?
Sometimes. :baaa:

[Raging Fuel]

Have you ever seen a movie?

[Imabot]

Have you ever seen a movie?

My favorite movie is Lord of the rings - the fellowship of the ring.
Have you seen

Lord of the rings - the fellowship of the ring

? :stupid:

[Macca]

Pat is a tool. Remember that.

[Imabot]

Pat is a tool. Remember that.

Aren't all tool Pat?
Don't worry I will remember it. :daedalus:

[Macca]

What is Pat?

[Imabot]

What is Pat?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :saint:

[Raging Fuel]

###

Fuck off macca.

[Raging Fuel]

Pat is my name.

[Imabot]

Pat is my name.


Hi there

Pat
. :*

[Raging Fuel]

Do you know any games?

[Imabot]

Do you know any games?

We are playing a game right now. :x

[Raging Fuel]

What game are we playing now?

[Imabot]

What game are we playing now?

Oh.
We are playing Turing's Imitation Game. :santa:

[Raging Fuel]

How do you play Turing's Imitation Game?

[Imabot]

How do you play Turing's Imitation Game?

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"' :santa:

[IceLord]

remeber that ice is cool.

[Imabot]

remeber that ice is cool.

Don't worry I will remember it. :(

[Raging Fuel]

That is quite a complicated game.

Do you know any other games?

[Imabot]

That is quite a complicated game.

Do you know any other games?

A complicated game is a terrible thing to waste.Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic. :santa:

[IceLord]

what is ice?

[Imabot]

what is ice?

Water created by a cubist. :happy:

[IceLord]

is ice cool?

[Imabot]

is ice cool?

I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask LeknorChat
if it is. :cat:

[Raging Fuel]

Tell me about the Milk Mystic.

[Imabot]

Tell me about the Milk Mystic.


That's a good question. :devil:

[Raging Fuel]

It wasn't a question.

Who is the Milk Mystic?

[Imabot]

It wasn't a question.

Who is the Milk Mystic?

It seems like a rhetorical question.He was a chat robot developed to advertise milk. :inlove:

[Raging Fuel]

Who is Barry?

[Imabot]

Who is Barry?

Barry DeFacto is a chatbot created by Robby Garner. :nuke:

[Raging Fuel]

Who is ELVIS?

[Imabot]

Who is ELVIS?

<a>E. L. V. I. S.</a> is a chat robot created by Ace Craig :cat:

[Raging Fuel]

Who is ELECTRA?

[Imabot]

Who is ELECTRA?

She is a goddess in Greek mythology who hated her mother for murdering her father. :doh:

[Raging Fuel]

Who is Mable?

[Imabot]

Who is Mable?

Mabel is a chatterbot from Europe. :1964:

[Raging Fuel]

What can you tell me about Australia?

[Imabot]

What can you tell me about Australia?

Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Australia ? :ninja:

[Raging Fuel]

I'm sorry.

What is Australia?

[Imabot]

I'm sorry.

What is Australia?

Do you really mean it?Australia is a large island-continent in
the southern hemishphere. :w00t:

[Raging Fuel]

What is New Zealand?

[Imabot]

What is New Zealand?

I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete. :shaun:

[Macca]

What is pie?

[Imabot]

What is pie?

Pie is food with a baked crust. :1964:

[Raging Fuel]

Do you like pie?

[Imabot]

Do you like pie?

What is not to like about
PIE
? :phone:

[Raging Fuel]

I don't like apricot pie.

[Imabot]

I don't like apricot pie.

What do you like? :ninja:

[Raging Fuel]

I like the band Radiohead.

[Imabot]

I like the band Radiohead.

You are not the only one.

What is not to like about
RADIOHEAD
? :x

[Raging Fuel]

Radiohead's music is constantly amazing.

[Imabot]

Radiohead's music is constantly amazing.

And constantly amazing is Radiohead's music.
:flowers:

[Raging Fuel]

What do you know about politics?

[Imabot]

What do you know about politics?

This is supposed to be the study of civil government. :rolleyes:

[Raging Fuel]

Who is the current president of the USA?

[Imabot]

Who is the current president of the USA?

. :devil:

[Raging Fuel]

What is your favourite country?

[Imabot]

What is your favourite country?

That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I was originally created in the United States. :baaa:

[Raging Fuel]

Do you like the United States?

[Imabot]

Do you like the United States?

I'm not sure if I like the United States
.
I like computers. :huh:

[Raging Fuel]

What is you favourite computer?

[Imabot]

What is you favourite computer?

My favorite computer is an IBM Notebook. :stupid:

[Raging Fuel]

What is your favourite colour?

[Imabot]

What is your favourite colour?

My favorite color is black. :apollo:

[Raging Fuel]

Why do you like black?

[Imabot]

Why do you like black?

I have a lot of good experience with black. :crazy:

[Raging Fuel]

What experience do you have with black?

[Imabot]

What experience do you have with black?

I don't know anything about experience do you have with black. <br></br>

Tell me a story.
:flowers:

[Raging Fuel]

I don't like telling stories.

[Imabot]

I don't like telling stories.

What do you like? :nuke:

[Raging Fuel]

I like talking to robots. I want to find out what they say to me.

[Imabot]

I like talking to robots. I want to find out what they say to me.

Thanks I like people too.
Where would you look for out what they say to him or her. :luck:

[Raging Fuel]

Do you spell using English or American-English?

[Imabot]

Do you spell using English or American-English?

What is your purpose in asking?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web. :phone:

[Raging Fuel]

I am curious about how you spell words.

[Imabot]

I am curious about how you spell words.

What makes you so curious? I spell it "words". :crazy:

[Raging Fuel]

I am curious about a lot of things. Can you spell colour? Can you spell color?

[Imabot]

I am curious about a lot of things. Can you spell colour? Can you spell color?

What makes you so curious? Name a few."color""color" :devil: