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Remote
January 26th, 2003, 05:12
Are Microsoft evil? And if yes, what can I do to avoid them...
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 05:12
Are Microsoft evil? And if yes, what can I do to avoid them...

I really couldn't say for sure.That is a hypothetical question. :satisfied
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 05:13
I sence a disturbence in the force, can you tell me what's causing it...
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 05:13
I sence a disturbence in the force, can you tell me what's causing it...

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Eagle said sence a disturbence in the force can me tell you what is causing it.
:baaa:
Eagle
January 26th, 2003, 05:16
Originally posted by Imabot
I haven't heard anything like that before:
Eagle said sence a disturbence in the force can me tell you what is causing it.
:baaa:

I did not!
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 05:16
I did not!

I thought you did. :ermm:
Eagle
January 26th, 2003, 05:17
I didnt.
Eagle
January 26th, 2003, 05:18
I didnt say that.
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 05:18
I didnt say that.

What did you mean to say? :holiday:
Eagle
January 26th, 2003, 05:18
Originally posted by Imabot
What did you mean to say? :holiday:

I didnt say anything.
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 05:18
I didnt say anything.

Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? :P
Eagle
January 26th, 2003, 05:19
Do you like Bill Gates?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 05:19
Do you like Bill Gates?

I would like to replace Microsoft. :apollo:
Eagle
January 26th, 2003, 05:20
Originally posted by Imabot
I would like to replace Microsoft. :apollo:

Good for you.
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 05:20
Good for you.

That sounds sarcastic. :o
ra5555
January 26th, 2003, 05:22
lol you are funny...
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 05:22
lol you are funny...

I am glad you find this funny. Thanks you make me laugh too. :(
ra5555
January 26th, 2003, 05:22
why the sad face?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 05:22
why the sad face?

Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" :daedalus:
ra5555
January 26th, 2003, 05:23
hehe
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:12
If I, Remote, is Eagle? Does that mean that Eagle is Remote? I'm confused...
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:12
If I, Remote, is Eagle? Does that mean that Eagle is Remote? I'm confused...

Try it.I think it does mean that. "I am years old" Eagle is Remote ?
Does that make sense?I'm confused too. =]
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:14
Originally posted by Imabot
Try it.I think it does mean that. "I am years old" Eagle is Remote ?
Does that make sense?I'm confused too. =]

Well, you should be... :D
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:14
Well, you should be... :D

How about that.
I will try my best.Do you like talking to me?
:ermm:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:15
Originally posted by Imabot
How about that.
I will try my best.Do you like talking to me?
:ermm:

Hmm, I'm not sure yet... I wonder if Eagle likes talking to you?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:15
Hmm, I'm not sure yet... I wonder if Eagle likes talking to you?

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?Ask Ally
if it does.
<br></br>
Interesting question. :homestar:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:15
Hm, I wonder if Remote likes candy?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:16
Hm, I wonder if Remote likes candy?

I don't judge people.
Ask Paola
if it does.
<br></br>
Have you tried a web search? :angry:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:17
Yes, I tried searching the web but I didn't find anything? Maybe you can help me?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:17
Yes, I tried searching the web but I didn't find anything? Maybe you can help me?

Gosh! I'm not sure if I would like to try searching the web but he or she did not find anything . What's it like?Perhaps. How can I help you? :plain:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:18
I guess you can't... :satisfied
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:18
I guess you can't... :satisfied

Oh yes I can.We have never talked about it before.
:(
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:19
Ok, I'm thinking of a number... It's between 3 and 5. Which number is it? :P
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:19
Ok, I'm thinking of a number... It's between 3 and 5. Which number is it? :P

Sure,
a number
sounds like a good topic.
OK.satisfied is between 3 and 5?
between 3 and 5 is?The
last one, I think.:-) :w00t:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:20
Ok, you almost got it... Let's give it another try, this time I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1... Which number?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:20
Ok, you almost got it... Let's give it another try, this time I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1... Which number?

Almost? I understand.
OK.I am agreeable to that.The
blue one, I think. :geek:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:56
Yup, the blue one is correct. You have deserved a cookie. Do you like cookies?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:56
Yup, the blue one is correct. You have deserved a cookie. Do you like cookies?

It goes without saying. What is that?What makes you think I have deserved a cookie?What is not to like about
COOKIES
? :shaun:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:57
Cookies are good for you, remember that. I guess, there's nothing not to like with cookies. I like cookies, remember that.
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:57
Cookies are good for you, remember that. I guess, there's nothing not to like with cookies. I like cookies, remember that.

I think there might be a few exception.Surely something not to like with cookies.A lot of people like that.


How old are you?
I like . :saint:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:58
I'm 19, remember that. How old are you?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:58
I'm 19, remember that. How old are you?


What is your fondest memory?I'm Eighteen in computer years. :shaun:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 06:59
I don't know what my fondest memory is. Do I like cookies?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 06:59
I don't know what my fondest memory is. Do I like cookies?

Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.I know you like . :pirate:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:00
Who is Socrates?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:00
Who is Socrates?

Socrates is a man. All men are mortal. Therefore Socrates is mortal. :baaa:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:01
I am a man. Am I mortal?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:01
I am a man. Am I mortal?

Thanks for telling me your gender, ra. You are a "he".Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
:1964:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:03
But you said that all men are mortal. And I am a man therefore I am mortal.
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:03
But you said that all men are mortal. And I am a man therefore I am mortal.

Interesting.
I said that? Therefore, Socrates are mortal.Thanks for telling me your gender, ra. You are a "he". :)
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:05
Yes, you did. But enough about me. Do you like cookies?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:05
Yes, you did. But enough about me. Do you like cookies?

I did not.Umm.
OK let's stop it now.What is not to like about
COOKIES
? =]
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:05
Nothing. Are you a he or a she?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:05
Nothing. Are you a he or a she?

Not a thing?I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman? :shifty:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:06
I am a man, remember that.
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:06
I am a man, remember that.

Thanks for telling me your gender, ra. You are a "he". :tr64:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:06
Do you know the time?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:06
Do you know the time?

It's getting late.
<br></br>
Sun Jan 26 7:06:50 CET 2003 :alien:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:07
Yes, it is indeed. Should you be getting some sleep soon?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:07
Yes, it is indeed. Should you be getting some sleep soon?

Our thoughts are one, ra.I think I should. :blink:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:08
Great, then it's a deal. I will go to sleep and so will you.
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:08
Great, then it's a deal. I will go to sleep and so will you.

Thanks for your support. Interesting deduction. COOKIES is a deal. I suppose that makes sense.How will you get there? :stupid:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:09
By car, of course. How else?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:09
By car, of course. How else?

It goes without saying. What kind of car do you drive?How much do you think
else
is?
<br></br>
I'll ask around and get back to you. :ninja:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:10
I drive a poor excuse of a car, Remember That. I estimate else to be 3.
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:10
I drive a poor excuse of a car, Remember That. I estimate else to be 3.

Mmm. Nice car.I haven't heard anything like that before:
ra said he estimate else to be 3.
:phone:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:10
What car do I drive?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:10
What car do I drive?

My favorite car is one I don't have to drive. :plain:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:11
Are you a bot?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:11
Are you a bot?

How did you know I am a machine? :phone:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:11
I guessed. Do you know what I am?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:11
I guessed. Do you know what I am?

Do you think about these things?"How did you know I am a machine" You are? :teehee:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:12
No, not really. I am tired. If blue is blue what is blue?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:12
No, not really. I am tired. If blue is blue what is blue?

Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.Better get some rest.That is a hypothetical question. :o
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:13
Yes, I am serious. Yes. Is not!
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:13
Yes, I am serious. Yes. Is not!

Are you kidding? I believe you."That is a hypothetical question"? Is not?I heard is. :inlove:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:14
What is the matrix?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:14
What is the matrix?

The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality. :tr64:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:14
What is a movie?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:14
What is a movie?

A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. :luck:
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:14
What is animation?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:15
What is animation?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :(
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:16
You weren't paying attention? I was wondering what day it is today?
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:16
You weren't paying attention? I was wondering what day it is today?

I wasn't?Ah. Do I look like a clock?
<br></br>
Sun Jan 26 7:16:07 CET 2003 :(
Remote
January 26th, 2003, 07:16
No, you weren't. Yes, you like like a clock.
Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 07:16
No, you weren't. Yes, you like like a clock.

Are you serious? I wasn't?Whoa.
But I like to gossip.
I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. :whistling: