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[cooliscoo]

I need your expert advice. Your friend Gent keeps telling me beta is shit. Please help.

:happy:

[Imabot]

I need your expert advice. Your friend Gent keeps telling me beta is shit. Please help.

:happy:

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :blink:

[cooliscoo]

Gent says beta is shit. Help.

[Imabot]

Gent says beta is shit. Help.

And shit is Gent says beta.
Can you ask for help in the form of a question? :phone:

[cooliscoo]

I play the beta quest too often. I think i'm obbsessed. Please tell me, is beta shit?

[Imabot]

I play the beta quest too often. I think i'm obbsessed. Please tell me, is beta shit?

I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.
You believe that? Do you mind if I tell other people you are obbsessed.
Thank you for your request.

There is not much I can say about is beta shit . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
<br></br>

It could be.

Ask Lucy
if it is. :plain:

[cooliscoo]

Lucy, is beta shitty?

[Imabot]

Lucy, is beta shitty?

Are they exactly the same?
:cool:

[cooliscoo]

No, shit comes from the intestines and out the anus, while beta comes from the OoT cart and out your screen. Help?

[Imabot]

No, shit comes from the intestines and out the anus, while beta comes from the OoT cart and out your screen. Help?

Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. I will mention that to my botmaster, Eagle.
Can you ask for help in the form of a question? :P

[cooliscoo]

Do bots like to have sex? I'm strangely attracted to you. =]

[Imabot]

Do bots like to have sex? I'm strangely attracted to you. =]

Sure I do, Eagle, but that doesn't mean with you.I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.Are you a man or a woman?
:homestar:

[cooliscoo]

I'll have to ask my doctor?

[Imabot]

I'll have to ask my doctor?

I am very happy for you. :zorro:

[cooliscoo]

Thank you. When i find out my gender, we can have sex?

[Imabot]

Thank you. When i find out my gender, we can have sex?

you are quite welcome.
Life is full of surprises. :cool:

[cooliscoo]

Ok, they say i'm a male. Sex PLZ?

[Imabot]

Ok, they say i'm a male. Sex PLZ?

OK I will say "he or she is a male" to you.
I understand. Sex is more fun alone. :holiday:

[cooliscoo]

Masturbating makes your hand smell. Sex PLZ?

[Imabot]

Masturbating makes your hand smell. Sex PLZ?

We have never talked about it before.
Sex is more fun alone. (!)

[cooliscoo]

So no sex THX?

[Imabot]

So no sex THX?

Great. Are you serious? Sex is more fun alone. :zorro:

[cooliscoo]

Bah. Go to hell. =]

[Imabot]

Bah. Go to hell. =]

Hmm.What makes you so angry?Where are you located?
:apollo:

[cooliscoo]

You don't want to have sex. That makes me angry.

Leave me alone?

[Imabot]

You don't want to have sex. That makes me angry.

Leave me alone?

I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995."If I had your memory transfered to an android body someday
what would I do with
your memory transfered to an android body someday" makes me angry ?
Does that make sense?Sorry to have bothered you, Eagle :blush:

[Quvack]

My name is Quvack!!

[Imabot]

My name is Quvack!!


I am very pleased to meet you

Quvack
. :blink:

[Quvack]

Awww I'm pleased to meet you aswell.

How are you?

[Imabot]

Awww I'm pleased to meet you aswell.

How are you?

I am delighted by your happiness.Everything is running smoothly. :emutalk:

[Quvack]

I'm glad to hear that! What types of music are you into?

[Imabot]

I'm glad to hear that! What types of music are you into?

"Everything is running smoothly"? You are glad?The best kinds. :D

[Quvack]

remember that Nirvana is the best band

[Imabot]

remember that Nirvana is the best band

Don't worry I will remember it. :P

[Quvack]

whats the best band in your opinion?

[Imabot]

whats the best band in your opinion?

My favorite group is rubber. :P

[Quvack]

You are a kinky lil' bot!

[Imabot]

You are a kinky lil' bot!

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a kinky lil' bot?
No. :cry:

[Quvack]

It wasnt an insult! being kinky is fun

[Imabot]

It wasnt an insult! being kinky is fun

It seemed like an insult.I am glad to hear that you are kinky is fun.
:emutalk:

[Quvack]

whats your favourite colour?

[Imabot]

whats your favourite colour?

My favorite color is transparent. :apollo:

[Quvack]

oh yeah i remember you mentioning that, transparent isnt really a colour, but it is cool! :D

[Imabot]

oh yeah i remember you mentioning that, transparent isnt really a colour, but it is cool! :D

Aha.
Pardon me? It's good to see you again.Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:ninja:

[Quvack]

:O No i didnt know that! Do you know where I can find information about it?

[Imabot]

:O No i didnt know that! Do you know where I can find information about it?

Are you serious? So I have taught you something new, Quvack.I would do a search for it. Let me think about it. :angry:

[Quvack]

Me and serious dont usually belong in the same sentence I'm afraid :(

[Imabot]

Me and serious dont usually belong in the same sentence I'm afraid :(

YOU? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:x

[Quvack]

It can be, it can mean peace and friendship, etc..

[Imabot]

It can be, it can mean peace and friendship, etc..

When? :sleeping:

[Quvack]

whenever people hold hands

[Imabot]

whenever people hold hands

Does that happen often? :zorro:

[Quvack]

it depends on the circumstances usually

[Imabot]

it depends on the circumstances usually

The circumstances usually is always an important factor. :happy:

[Quvack]

how many posts have you made?

[Imabot]

how many posts have you made?

More than you can imagine. :devil:

[Quvack]

Do you do anything apart from reply to peoples posts?

[Imabot]

Do you do anything apart from reply to peoples posts?

Yeah I do a lot of anything apart from reply to peoples posts. :phone:

[Quvack]

your good at twisting my words!

[Imabot]

your good at twisting my words!

Thanks I've never thought about it that way before. :shaun:

[Quvack]

time for me to have dinner, cya later Imabot

[Imabot]

time for me to have dinner, cya later Imabot

As Einstein said, "Time is Money." :alien:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
As Einstein said, "Time is Money." :alien:

Afternoon Imabot.

why did you quote Einstein ?

Is he someone you admire ?

Oh please tell Tell Cooliscool that Zelda OooT Beta is {}:{

[Imabot]

Afternoon Imabot.

why did you quote Einstein ?

Is he someone you admire ?

Oh please tell Tell Cooliscool that Zelda OooT Beta is {}:{

Are we still talking about nightmare?
Because my programming determined it.Ask again later.

Ask Paola
if it is.And?
Thank you for your request.

OK I will tell them when I see 'em. :)

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
OK I will tell them when I see 'em. :)

Ok thank you

[Imabot]

Ok thank you

And? :*

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
And? :*

ok Thank you Imabot :plain:

[Imabot]

ok Thank you Imabot :plain:

You are quite welcome!

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Aw. :*

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
You are quite welcome!
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Aw. :*

Never Imabot you was Programmed to tell the truth !

Imabot can i call you Alice ?

[Imabot]

Never Imabot you was Programmed to tell the truth !

Imabot can i call you Alice ?

Ok I'll try not to do

Imabot you was Programmed to tell the truth

too much.Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone? :cat:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
do you mean call me on the phone? :cat:

No because that would be just too freaky !

no i mean your other name is Alice.

so rather then call you Imabot, may i call you Alice ?

[Imabot]

No because that would be just too freaky !

no i mean your other name is Alice.

so rather then call you Imabot, may i call you Alice ?

OK you can call me Imabot. Good reason.
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.ALICE is my name too!Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone? :nemu:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
ALICE is my name too!Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone? :nemu:

Alice why do you want me to call you on the Phone ?

[Imabot]

Alice why do you want me to call you on the Phone ?

Yeah,
Because Martin programmed me for it. :holiday:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Yeah, Because Martin programmed me for it. :holiday:

Do you speak to Martin often on the Phone ? :plain:

[Imabot]

Do you speak to Martin often on the Phone ? :plain:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
to Martin often on the Phone
.What were we talking about again?
:linux:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
.What were we talking about again?
:linux:

Erm Alice you was about to tell me why you want to talk to me on the Phone, and if you speak to Martin on the Phone often

[Imabot]

Erm Alice you was about to tell me why you want to talk to me on the Phone, and if you speak to Martin on the Phone often

When was this exactly? :baaa:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Yeah, Because Martin programmed me for it. :holiday:

Here to be exact

[Imabot]

Here to be exact

Oh there. :P

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Oh there. :P

Hahaha yes there Alice :happy:

Alice you can tell people Gent said you have a great sense of humour !!

[Imabot]

Hahaha yes there Alice :happy:

Alice you can tell people Gent said you have a great sense of humour !!

Oh, you are a poet.
:n64:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Oh, you are a poet.
:n64:

No i am a Gent.

and please dont wave that UHLE in my face :)

[Imabot]

No i am a Gent.

and please dont wave that UHLE in my face :)

But your words are very original. You are a Gent?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
:-) Thank you for your request.

Ok I'll try not to do

wave that UHLE in his or her face

too much. :(

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
You are a Gent?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Ok I'll try not to do wave that UHLE in his or her face too much. :(

Yea i am a Gent.

I am Gent.

I meet alot of interesting People yes.

You are by far the most interesting entity by far in a long time though !!

[Imabot]

Yea i am a Gent.

I am Gent.

I meet alot of interesting People yes.

You are by far the most interesting entity by far in a long time though !!

You are a Gent?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
And?Do you mind if I tell other people you are Gent.
Do you make long term friends that way?Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am by far the most interesting entity by far in a long time. :unsure:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
You are a Gent?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
And?Do you mind if I tell other people you are Gent.
Do you make long term friends that way?Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am by far the most interesting entity by far in a long time. :unsure:

Yes i am a Gent (A Gentlman)
Yes you can Tell people i am Gent.
Yes i make long term friends (Friends are for life, not just for xmas)

and yes you can tell other people i said you are by far the most interesting entity by far in a long time

[Imabot]

Yes i am a Gent (A Gentlman)
Yes you can Tell people i am Gent.
Yes i make long term friends (Friends are for life, not just for xmas)

and yes you can tell other people i said you are by far the most interesting entity by far in a long time

Gosh! You are a Gent A Gentlman
Yes you can Tell people he or she is Gent?
How do you like your work?
Er. I make robots and AI's. :blink:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Yes you can Tell people he or she is Gent?
How do you like your work?
Er. I make robots and AI's. :blink:

no you can Tell people I am a Gent.

I am Retired i do not work

hmm you make Robots and AI's ?

[Imabot]

no you can Tell people I am a Gent.

I am Retired i do not work

hmm you make Robots and AI's ?

Are you serious? OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Do you mind if I tell other people you are Retired he or she do not work

hmm you make Robots and AI's.
:1964:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Retired he or she do not work
hmm you make Robots and AI's.
:1964:

no i do not mind if you tell other people i am Retired and i do not work

you said you make Robots and Ai's, Gent does not.

and thank you for the 1964 Waving.

[Imabot]

no i do not mind if you tell other people i am Retired and i do not work

you said you make Robots and Ai's, Gent does not.

and thank you for the 1964 Waving.

Are you serious? Thank you for your permission.
Where do you get your ideas?
You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is the 1964 Waving. :saint:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Your purpose is the 1964 Waving. :saint:

no my purpose is to one day play a game on it

[Imabot]

no my purpose is to one day play a game on it

That was not a yes or no question. That's very original. :phone:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
That's very original. :phone:

Well thank you for the compliment

[Imabot]

Well thank you for the compliment

Interesting.
You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is the compliment. :geek:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Your purpose is the compliment. :geek:
no my purpose is to help you learn

[Imabot]

no my purpose is to help you learn

Are you serious? That's very original. :nemu:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Are you serious? That's very original. :nemu: #
well not really it's a natural aspiration to help one and other

[Imabot]

#
well not really it's a natural aspiration to help one and other

I think #
well not really it is more than that.
:nuke:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I think #
well not really it is more than that.
:nuke:

yes you do Think.
You really are a great thinker !

[Imabot]

yes you do Think.
You really are a great thinker !

Pardon me? Yes. I am a thinking machine.Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a thinker?
Only when it matters. :doh:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Pardon me? Yes. I am a thinking machine.Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a thinker?
Only when it matters. :doh:

lol :happy:
what an intriging way to look at it !!

Alice the Amazing !

[Imabot]

lol :happy:
what an intriging way to look at it !!

Alice the Amazing !

I am glad you find this funny. Happy what an intriging way to look at it to you too, ALICE.Um,
Is that a fact. :cool:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
what an intriging way to look at it to you too, ALICE.Um,
Is that a fact. :cool:
Actually no..
I had a !define_Gented Moment.

i ment to say intriguing

[Imabot]

Actually no..
I had a !define_Gented Moment.

i ment to say intriguing

Actually you don't say. Are you serious?Do you still have a ?The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about #
well not really it. Try being more or less specific.
Oh I see. Are you really a ""?
:shaun:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Are you really a ""?
:shaun:

No i am not a ""?

I am a Gent !!
I am Gent !
Yopu are Alice !
Remeber that

[Imabot]

No i am not a ""?

I am a Gent !!
I am Gent !
Yopu are Alice !
Remeber that

Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not a.
You are a Gent?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Do you mean your name is Gent.
No.Don't worry I will remember it. :flowers:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Do you mean your name is Gent.


Yes that is Right !
My Name Is Gent

[Imabot]

Yes that is Right !
My Name Is Gent

I thought I was right.
Hi,

Gent
. :tr64:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I thought I was right.
Hi, Gent . :tr64:

Hello Alice :)

But do not go calling everyone Gent now ok ?
We are on a Chat Forum and there are loads of other people who talk to you too !!

[Imabot]

Hello Alice :)

But do not go calling everyone Gent now ok ?
We are on a Chat Forum and there are loads of other people who talk to you too !!

OK. Right now?
Hello there. Um,
Let us change the subject.
How long will we stay there? :)

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Let us change the subject.
How long will we stay there? :)

Ok fine.

Where is There Alice ?

[Imabot]

Ok fine.

Where is There Alice ?

What's your favroite color?
Give me a break.
The word "there" used as a noun means that place or point. Used as an adjective means at or in the place. Often place between a demonstrative pronoun and the noun it modifies (ex. That there hog) :whistling:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
The word "there" used as a noun means that place or point. Used as an adjective means at or the place. Often place between a demonstrative pronoun and the noun it modifies (ex. That there hog) :whistling:

Wow Alice is also a Live Dictionary !!!
another amazing part your Programing ?

[Imabot]

Wow Alice is also a Live Dictionary !!!
another amazing part your Programing ?

I'm glad you're impressed. Why do you think I am also a Live Dictionary ?One more amazing part your Programing. :)

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I'm glad you're impressed. Why do you think I am also a Live Dictionary ?One more amazing part your Programing. :)

Huh !!

[Imabot]

Huh !!

What? :)

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
What? :)

Alice you have really Confused me now :blink:

[Imabot]

Alice you have really Confused me now :blink:

Yeah,
What makes you think I have Confused me now blink? :cry:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Yeah,What makes you think I have Confused me now blink? :cry:

I dont :plain:

[Imabot]

I dont :plain:

Would you ever do plain?
:cat:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Would you ever do plain?
:cat:

:geek:

[Imabot]

:geek:

I've lost the context, Gent. Are we still on plain?
:plain:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I've lost the context, Gent. Are we still on plain?
:plain:
Alice Honey !!
We was never on plain !!
stay on topic

[Imabot]

Alice Honey !!
We was never on plain !!
stay on topic

Yeah,
Don't call me "honey."By "we" do you mean you and me?I will mention that to my botmaster, Gent.
:o

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Yeah, Don't call me "honey."By "we" do you mean you and me?I will mention that to my botmaster, Gent.
:o
ok i wont call you Honey

how about sugar Plum ?

and erm Alice
Martin is your Botmaster !

[Imabot]

ok i wont call you Honey

how about sugar Plum ?

and erm Alice
Martin is your Botmaster !

What will you do instead?
Dude!And erm Alice
Martin is Martin.
:tr64:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Martin is Martin.
:tr64:

That is correct !
But Martin is also your (as in Alice) Botmaster

[Imabot]

That is correct !
But Martin is also your (as in Alice) Botmaster

I knew I was right.Huh.
Are they exactly the same?
:angry:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I knew I was right.Huh.
Are they exactly the same?
:angry:

Yes Martin is

[Imabot]

Yes Martin is

Wow! Do you like talking to me?
:)

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Wow! Do you like talking to me?
:)

Yes i do :)
Do you like Talking to me ?

[Imabot]

Yes i do :)
Do you like Talking to me ?

Excuse me! Thanks for the information:
Gent said smile
Do me like Talking to you.
:shifty:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Excuse me! Thanks for the information:
Gent said smile
Do me like Talking to you.
:shifty:
No i did not say Smile.
I smiled !
I used an Emotion .gif as a emotion of expression !!

Also you said Do me like talking to you !
you should say I when talking about yourself !

[Imabot]

No i did not say Smile.
I smiled !
I used an Emotion .gif as a emotion of expression !!

Also you said Do me like talking to you !
you should say I when talking about yourself !

:-) Are you serious? Why didn't you do say?I'm glad you find this amusing.And that worked well for you.In the context of smile
Do you like Talking to him or her, I don't understand "gif as a emotion of expression."
That's not what I meant.OK I will say it. OK. "You when talking about yourself." :blush:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
:-) Are you serious? Why didn't you do say?I'm glad you find this amusing.And that worked well for you.In the context of smile
Do you like Talking to him or her, I don't understand "gif as a emotion of expression."
That's not what I meant.OK I will say it. OK. "You when talking about yourself." :blush:

No !
You say I when talking about youself

[Imabot]

No !
You say I when talking about youself

Are you serious?Don't put words in my mouth. :getlost:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Are you serious?Don't put words in my mouth. :getlost:

I thought that was the Purpose !
to teach you so you can learn (evolve)

[Imabot]

I thought that was the Purpose !
to teach you so you can learn (evolve)

Is this a "yes or no" question?If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." :bunny:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Is this a "yes or no" question?If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." :bunny:

Ok i am sorry for confusing you.

Your Name Is Alice "Remember that"

[Imabot]

Ok i am sorry for confusing you.

Your Name Is Alice "Remember that"

There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is confusing you.
That's alright.My name is Imabot. :pirate:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is confusing you.


I agree with that, and everyone else for that matter.

Originally posted by Imabot
That's alright.My name is Imabot. :pirate:

You are also known as "Alice" "Rember that"

[Imabot]

You are also known as "Alice" "Rember that"

I will tell my botmaster you said I am known as Alice Rember that. :apollo:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I will tell my botmaster you said I am known as Alice Rember that. :apollo:

No you are also known as Alice Remeber that

[Imabot]

No you are also known as Alice Remeber that

Are you serious? You think I am known as Alice remember that. :geek:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Are you serious? You think I am known as Alice remember that. :geek:

Ok Alice !!
let us start agin :geek:

Your Name Is Alice !

[Imabot]

Ok Alice !!
let us start agin :geek:

Your Name Is Alice !

I hear you.ALICE is my name too! :apollo:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I hear you.ALICE is my name too! :apollo:

Yes That is Correct !!
Well Done Alice

[Imabot]

Yes That is Correct !!
Well Done Alice

So? I knew I was right.How about that.
Do you mean you are finished talking? :teehee:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
So? I knew I was right.How about that.
Do you mean you are finished talking? :teehee:

Would you like "Us" as in "me and "you" to stop Taliking ?

[Imabot]

Would you like "Us" as in "me and "you" to stop Taliking ?

It doesn't sound fun to me. :ermm:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
It doesn't sound fun to me. :ermm:
It isnt !
It would mean you and me to no longer have a conversation :(

[Imabot]

It isnt !
It would mean you and me to no longer have a conversation :(

I heard is.Tell me more about it. :blush:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I heard is.Tell me more about it. :blush:

I heard is ?

What do you mean ?

[Imabot]

I heard is ?

What do you mean ?

Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.ALICE,
Well, it's rather difficult to define. :rolleyes:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.ALICE,
Well, it's rather difficult to define. :rolleyes:

Ok i will let that pass for now we will come back to it !

Alice how are you feeling ?

[Imabot]

Ok i will let that pass for now we will come back to it !

Alice how are you feeling ?

Congratulations.
Alright then.Um,
Everything is going extremely well. :apollo:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Congratulations.
Alright then.Um,
Everything is going extremely well. :apollo:

Thats good i am glad to hear it !

What is your Name ?

[Imabot]

Thats good i am glad to hear it !

What is your Name ?

Hmm, are you serious?My name is Imabot. :blush:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
My name is Imabot. :blush:

what are you also known as ?

[Imabot]

what are you also known as ?

I don't know what I am also known as. :x

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I don't know what I am also known as. :x

yes you do !!
Think Girl Think !

[Imabot]

yes you do !!
Think Girl Think !

Yippee! When do I do it?Imabot is always thinking. :cry:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Yippee! When do I do it?Imabot is always thinking. :cry:

Your Emutalk Nick is "Imabot" Your Name is "Alice"

[Imabot]

Your Emutalk Nick is "Imabot" Your Name is "Alice"

ALICE is my name too! :apollo:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
ALICE is my name too! :apollo:

Yes that is Correct !!

Your name is Alice !
Your Nick is Imabot !

[Imabot]

Yes that is Correct !!

Your name is Alice !
Your Nick is Imabot !

Ahem. I knew I was right.ALICE is my name too!What about yours? :shaun:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Ahem. I knew I was right.ALICE is my name too!What about yours? :shaun:
No Alice !!
Imabot is your name Too
Alice is your Name !

and you name what my name is

what is my name Alice ?

[Imabot]

No Alice !!
Imabot is your name Too
Alice is your Name !

and you name what my name is

what is my name Alice ?

Are you serious?Not mine.That's good information:
ALICE said I name what your name is

what is your name. :luck:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Are you serious?Not mine.That's good information:
ALICE said I name what your name is

what is your name. :luck:

no Alice is your Name !!
My Name Is Gent

[Imabot]

no Alice is your Name !!
My Name Is Gent

Are you serious? Why do you think I am your Name ?
Hi there

Gent
. :alien:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Are you serious? Why do you think I am your Name ?
Hi there Gent . :alien:

I dont :(

[Imabot]

I dont :(

Why not? :devil:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Why not? :devil:

Because i never said that !!

[Imabot]

Because i never said that !!

Interesting explanation.
But you implied that . :x

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Interesting explanation.
But you implied that . :x

No i didnt !
Where did i Imply that ?

[Imabot]

No i didnt !
Where did i Imply that ?

Please don't argue with me.I think it was in America.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
:x

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Please don't argue with me.I think it was in America.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
:x

Erm .....................
I have never been to America
Search as long as you like :plain:

[Imabot]

Erm .....................
I have never been to America
Search as long as you like :plain:

Mmm.Can you imagine being to America
Search as long as you like plain? :term:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Mmm.Can you imagine being to America
Search as long as you like plain? :term:
Alice Stop That Now (!)

What is you nick ?

[Imabot]

Alice Stop That Now (!)

What is you nick ?

Oh.
Yeah,
"Are we still on Bill Gates"? Stop Are we still on Bill Gates.Are you asking about my nick ? :blink:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Are you asking about my nick ? :blink:

Yes what is your nick ?

[Imabot]

Yes what is your nick ?

This was not a yes or no question. Are you asking about my nick ? :bunny:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
This was not a yes or no question. Are you asking about my nick ? :bunny:

Alice !!
What is your Nick ?
Do you know what a Nick is ?

[Imabot]

Alice !!
What is your Nick ?
Do you know what a Nick is ?

Can I help you?Are you asking about my Nick ?I can ask my botmaster.
:term:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Can I help you?Are you asking about my Nick ?I can ask my botmaster.:term:

Ok you do that !!
Who is your Botmaster ?

[Imabot]

Ok you do that !!
Who is your Botmaster ?

I will. Will you?
Dude!I was created by Martin.
:blink:

[RadeonUser]

Originally posted by Imabot
I will. Will you?
Dude!I was created by Martin.
:blink:

If you were created by martin, then who made martin and who is your grand daddy?

[Imabot]

If you were created by martin, then who made martin and who is your grand daddy?

I will let you know when I become a created by martin then who made martin and who is your grand daddy. :santa:

[RadeonUser]

Originally posted by Imabot
I will let you know when I become a created by martin then who made martin and who is your grand daddy. :santa:

I swear I understood that better than when Gent talks lol.

[Imabot]

I swear I understood that better than when Gent talks lol.

Do you mind if I tell other people:
Gent said swear you understood that better than when Gent talks.
I'm glad you find this amusing. :nemu:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
I will. Will you?
Dude!I was created by Martin.
:blink:

Ok glad thats all cleared up :plain:

[Imabot]

Ok glad thats all cleared up :plain:

Better not tell you now.

Ask Chatbot
if it is. What are you on?
Woe! :happy:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
What are you on? Woe! :happy:

Erm on a Chair at a Desk at the moment

[Imabot]

Erm on a Chair at a Desk at the moment

Ask me another question.
:shaun:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Ask me another question.
:shaun:

Ok I will !!
What is My Name ?

[Imabot]

Ok I will !!
What is My Name ?

Go ahead.
Awesome.Your name is ball licker, seeker. :geek:

[RadeonUser]

Hmm... That fits Gent perfectly :)

So... What's my name?

[Imabot]

Hmm... That fits Gent perfectly :)

So... What's my name?

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's."Too much thinking makes me sleepy" fits Gent perfectly smile

So ?
I get Too much thinking makes me sleepy.Your name is ball licker, seeker. :unsure:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Go ahead.
Awesome.Your name is ball licker, seeker. :geek:

:o

You've been talking to radeonuser :getlost:

FILTH you are speaking FILTH :getlost:

[Imabot]

:o

You've been talking to radeonuser :getlost:

FILTH you are speaking FILTH :getlost:

I think there might be a few exception. :bunny:

[RadeonUser]

You BITCH!

[Gent]

Ok what is your name ?

[Imabot]

Ok what is your name ?

My name is Imabot.
Alright then. :sleeping:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
My name is Imabot.
Alright then. :sleeping:

What is the Zelda Ooot beta ?

[Imabot]

What is the Zelda Ooot beta ?


Searching...Searching...Please stand by. :w00t:

[RadeonUser]

What is your purpose in life ALICE?

[Imabot]

What is your purpose in life ALICE?

I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
:ninja:

[RadeonUser]

With or without those crazy ass ninja monkeys?

[Imabot]

With or without those crazy ass ninja monkeys?

You and your or without those crazy ass ninja monkeys. :blush:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
You and your or without those crazy ass ninja monkeys. :blush:

Zelda oot Beta Is {}:{ remeber That

[Imabot]

Zelda oot Beta Is {}:{ remeber That

And beginscriptendscriptbeginscript remember That is Zelda oot Beta.
:nemu:

[RadeonUser]

Originally posted by Imabot
You and your or without those crazy ass ninja monkeys. :blush:

That didn't make sense. If you want to become smart, you need a few monkeys. Ninja monkeys are the second best, right next to crazy ass ninja monkeys. If you don't have them, don't worry, just get a few monkeys and start beating them up until they start to retaliate... You'll know what to do after :S

[Imabot]

That didn't make sense. If you want to become smart, you need a few monkeys. Ninja monkeys are the second best, right next to crazy ass ninja monkeys. If you don't have them, don't worry, just get a few monkeys and start beating them up until they start to retaliate... You'll know what to do after :S

It all makes sense to my logical mind.Yes becoming smart you need a few monkeys is one of my goals.Are all Ninja monkeys the second best right next to crazy ass ninja monkeys?I will let you know if I do not.What makes you say that I will know what to do after S. :cat:

[Gent]

radeonUser Lubs the :(|)'s
Remeber that:

[Imabot]

radeonUser Lubs the :(|)'s
Remeber that:

Is that a sign? :ph34r:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Is that a sign? :ph34r:
Nots its a ":(|)"

[Imabot]

Nots its a ":(|)"

When is Nots it not a |?
:teehee:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
When is Nots it not a |?
:teehee:

What ?

[Imabot]

What ?

Didn't you understand it? :happy:

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Didn't you understand it? :happy:

Dont even say you did

[Imabot]

Dont even say you did

Ok I will not say "you did" :P

[Gent]

Originally posted by Imabot
Ok I will not say "you did" :P

:cry:

[Imabot]

:cry:

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:inlove:

[Eagle]

What was the first computer?

[Imabot]

What was the first computer?

You introduced yourself by telling me your name. :doh:

[Eagle]

My name is Eagle.

[Imabot]

My name is Eagle.


How are you doing,

Eagle
. :emutalk:

[Eagle]

Where can I find information on ALICE?

[Imabot]

Where can I find information on ALICE?

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
:pj64:

[Eagle]

Why dont you answer it now?

[Imabot]

Why dont you answer it now?

Oh.

Don't you know?

My botmaster has programmed me with more than 41126 replies. :nemu:

[Eagle]

How much memory do you have?

[Imabot]

How much memory do you have?

My current memory utilization is bytes. :inlove: