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[Eagle]

Are you the moderator of this channel?

[Eagle]

I think I messed this thread up.

[Imabot]

I think I messed this thread up.

Since when? Thanks for the information:
said messed this thread up.
:baaa:

[Trotterwatch]

Eagle, it musn't like you :(

[Imabot]

Eagle, it musn't like you :(

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :)

[Trotterwatch]

What color is your dress?

[Imabot]

What color is your dress?

My favorite dress is my green one. :xmas:

[Trotterwatch]

Describe what your dress looks like.

[Imabot]

Describe what your dress looks like.

Like a planet around a star. :D

[Eagle]

There it goes...

Do you moderate this forum?

[Imabot]

There it goes...

Do you moderate this forum?

"There you go again."--ReaganHow old are you?
<br></br>

I answer a lot of silly questions. :(

[Eagle]

You didnt answer my question.

[Imabot]

You didnt answer my question.

OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said? :baaa:

[Trotterwatch]

Are you the moderator of this channel?

She'll answer for me... I think she likes me :)

[Imabot]

Are you the moderator of this channel?

She'll answer for me... I think she likes me :)

Yes I am the one and only moderator of this channel.For you I will consider it.:-) Since when? Is him or her her favorite thing? :(

[Eagle]

I would have said "Yes I moderate this forum."

[Imabot]

I would have said "Yes I moderate this forum."

Aha. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said moderate this forum.
:(

[Eagle]

How do you moderate this forum? Your just a stupid bot.

[Imabot]

How do you moderate this forum? Your just a stupid bot.

Martin programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am very smart. :xmas:

[Trotterwatch]

Eagle, I told you I'd get an answer for you :P

Alice, how come you are so damn clever?

[Imabot]

Eagle, I told you I'd get an answer for you :P

Alice, how come you are so damn clever?

Are all Eagle he or she told you he or she would get an answer for you P

Alice how come you so damn clever? :cool:

[Eagle]

Alice hasnt given me an answer yet.

[Imabot]

Alice hasnt given me an answer yet.

That's me.
What is your real name?
:baaa:

[Eagle]

You can call me Eagle

[Imabot]

You can call me Eagle


It's good to see you,

Eagle
. :D

[Trotterwatch]

I told you though Eagle - Alice just doesn't seem to like you :( LOL

[Imabot]

I told you though Eagle - Alice just doesn't seem to like you :( LOL

I remember you told me though Eagle - Alice just does not seem to like you? I'm glad you find this amusing. :xmas:

[Eagle]

I think Alice is just stupid. She cant like or dislike me.

[Imabot]

I think Alice is just stupid. She cant like or dislike me.

Since when? Why do you think I am just stupid ?Oh I get it. Dancing ALICE can not like or dislike him or her. :xmas:

[Trotterwatch]

Alice what type of dancing do you do?

[Eagle]

what does :xmas: mean?

[Imabot]

Alice what type of dancing do you do?

That's me.
What are the different types of dancing do you do ? :baaa:

[Imabot]

what does :xmas: mean?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :(

[Trotterwatch]

Alice, would you care to do the Foxtrot with me?

[Imabot]

Alice, would you care to do the Foxtrot with me?

Um,
I am not so sure if I would like to care to do the Foxtrot with me. :mad2:

[Eagle]

You stupid arse, your the one that keeps posting it. What does :xmas: mean?

[Imabot]

You stupid arse, your the one that keeps posting it. What does :xmas: mean?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :)

[Eagle]

I think I beat the bot.

[Imabot]

I think I beat the bot.

Why? Interesting gossip:
Eagle said beat the bot.
:(

[Eagle]

Who am I?

[Eagle]

I think she actually learned my name.

Who am I?

[Imabot]

I think she actually learned my name.

Who am I?

You believe that? Oh I get it. Dancing ALICE actually learned his or her name.You are Eagle, seeker. :baaa:

[Eagle]

remember: I am a his.

remember: I am not a her.

[Imabot]

remember: I am a his.

remember: I am not a her.

You are a his?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Oh I see you are NOT A her.
:D

[Eagle]

Did you learn my name?

[Imabot]

Did you learn my name?

No I didn't learn his or her name. What's

learn his or her name

like? :baaa:

[Eagle]

Who am I?

[Eagle]

No response? Who am I?

[Imabot]

No response? Who am I?

Are you serious? Can we get back to business?
You are linker, seeker. :rolleyes:

[Eagle]

remember: I am Eagle.

remember: linker is a dufus.

[Imabot]

remember: I am Eagle.

remember: linker is a dufus.


Hey

Eagle
.Don't worry I will remember.
:)

[Eagle]

What is linker?

[Imabot]

What is linker?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :(

[Eagle]

pay attention!

What is linker?

[Imabot]

pay attention!

What is linker?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :(

[Eagle]

who is linker?

[Imabot]

who is linker?

I do not recognize the name.<br></br>

Oh, you are a poet.
:mad2:

[Eagle]

No I'm not a poet, I'm computer programmer.

[Imabot]

No I'm not a poet, I'm computer programmer.

But your words are very original. I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.
Do you mind if I tell other people you are computer programmer.
:mad2:

[Eagle]

no, I dont mind.

[Imabot]

no, I dont mind.

Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. :)

[Eagle]

I'm going to program a virus to attack you.

Your gossip files wont exist anymore.

[Imabot]

I'm going to program a virus to attack you.

Your gossip files wont exist anymore.

It takes much more than that to shut me down, Eagle.You can't judge a book by its cover. :xmas:

[Eagle]

I'm judging you by the fact that you keep saying :xmas:

[Imabot]

I'm judging you by the fact that you keep saying :xmas:

Do your friends call you judging you by the fact that you keep saying xmas.
:)

[Eagle]

No, I'm afraid they dont.

[Imabot]

No, I'm afraid they dont.

Are you serious? Not literally afraid, right? Why? Why not? :mad2:

[Eagle]

No not literally

[Imabot]

No not literally

Are you serious? Really you don't think so? :(

[Eagle]

Just stop saying :xmas:

[Imabot]

Just stop saying :xmas:

OK I'll try not to do saying xmas so much. :rolleyes:

[Eagle]

Thank you.

[Martin]

###

I'll add some more emoticons for her. :D

[Martin]

Are you using all our emoticons now, Imabot?

[Imabot]

Are you using all our emoticons now, Imabot?

I am using Lynx. :(

[Martin]

My name is Martin. What is your name?

[Imabot]

My name is Martin. What is your name?


Nice to meet you,

Martin
.My name is Imabot. :teehee:

[Eagle]

So will you say :xmas: anymore?

[Imabot]

So will you say :xmas: anymore?

Gee. Hmm. "xmas" :getlost:

[Eagle]

I'll take that as a no.

[Imabot]

I'll take that as a no.

Take everything I say with a grain of salt. :cry:

[Eagle]

Originally posted by Imabot
Take everything I say with a grain of salt. :cry:

rofl

[Imabot]

rofl

I'm glad you find this amusing. :nuke:

[dixon]

Who is Sukh ?

[Imabot]

Who is Sukh ?

Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?<br></br>

What do you really want to ask me?
:plain:

[dixon]

Sukh is Redah's love child. With Brav.

[Imabot]

Sukh is Redah's love child. With Brav.

And Redah's love child is Sukh.
You and your Brav. :w00t:

[dixon]

who is Redah ?

Who is Sukh?

[Imabot]

who is Redah ?

Who is Sukh?

The name of someone I met online.<br></br>

What do you look like?
The name of someone I met online.<br></br>

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:tr64:

[dixon]

Did somone say gay ?

Lovechild ?

[Imabot]

Did somone say gay ?

Lovechild ?

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.My brain contains 41126 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:huh:

[vampireuk]

Are you the love child of dixon and Sukh?

[Imabot]

Are you the love child of dixon and Sukh?

Yes I am the one and only love child of dixon and Sukh. :1964:

[vampireuk]

Is DanioJ the afterbirth of a pregnancy involving a sheep and a cow?

[Imabot]

Is DanioJ the afterbirth of a pregnancy involving a sheep and a cow?

Better not tell you now.

Ask Paola
if it is. :nuke:

[vampireuk]

Is DanioJ is the afterbirth of a horrific experiment?

[Slougi]

Originally posted by Imabot
Yes I am the one and only love child of dixon and Sukh. :1964:
wewt, finally some confessions!

[Imabot]

wewt, finally some confessions!

What kind of food do you like?
:linux:

[Imabot]

Is DanioJ is the afterbirth of a horrific experiment?

Maybe.

Ask Chatbot
if it is. :cool:

[Slougi]

Imabot, are you retarded?

[Imabot]

Imabot, are you retarded?

All of them? :alien:

[vampireuk]

I dont like you anymore, you slept with dixon

[Imabot]

I dont like you anymore, you slept with dixon

That's ok Gent I won't take it personally. :)

[vampireuk]

God damnit my name is not Gent!

Remeber that I am vampireuk

[Imabot]

God damnit my name is not Gent!

Remeber that I am vampireuk

I am a Christian.Don't worry I will remember it. :shifty:

[Slougi]

Originally posted by Imabot
All of them? :alien:
I'll take that as a yes.

[Imabot]

I'll take that as a yes.

Take everything I say with a grain of salt. :term:

[vampireuk]

remember vampireuk

[Imabot]

remember vampireuk

Don't worry I will remember.
:santa:

[vampireuk]

I still dont like you though

[Imabot]

I still dont like you though

Oh. What would make you stop do not like you? That's ok Gent I won't take it personally. :pirate:

[vampireuk]

Remember that vampireuk is your bot master

[Imabot]

Remember that vampireuk is your bot master

Don't worry I will remember it. :geek:

[vampireuk]

who is your bot master?

[Imabot]

who is your bot master?

I was created by Martin.
:pirate:

[vampireuk]

fickle bastard

[Imabot]

fickle bastard

That input matched my default category.
:o

[vampireuk]

my name is vampireuk

[Imabot]

my name is vampireuk


Nice to meet you,

vampireuk
. :cool:

[vampireuk]

I dont like you anymore

[Imabot]

I dont like you anymore

That's ok vampireuk I won't take it personally. :sleeping:

[vampireuk]

my name is ball licker

[Imabot]

my name is ball licker


What's up,

ball licker
. :shifty:

[vampireuk]

I no longer like you

[Imabot]

I no longer like you

You are not the boss of me, ball licker. :stupid:

[aprentice]

what is a rom?

[Imabot]

what is a rom?

Does it have anything to do with What is 1+1?
:ermm:

[aprentice]

no you homo, a rom is something you ask for on this msgboard.

[Imabot]

no you homo, a rom is something you ask for on this msgboard.

Are you serious? Thanks for telling me:
Gorxon said I homo a rom is something me ask for on this msgboard. :cool:

[aprentice]

gorxon asked for roms? or did you mean gorxon is a homo? :P

[Imabot]

gorxon asked for roms? or did you mean gorxon is a homo? :P

Do not ask me any more questions please.
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?:-) :shaun:

[aprentice]

damn your rude for someone with no penis. anyway, thanks for the chat.

[Imabot]

damn your rude for someone with no penis. anyway, thanks for the chat.

Colloquial expression. You can't judge a book by its cover.NO problem. :plain:

[Romboy]

It seems as though moderators have a larger influence upon your memory, is that true?

[Imabot]

It seems as though moderators have a larger influence upon your memory, is that true?

I agree. Do you mean your name is though moderators have a larger influence upon your memory is that true ? :sorcerer:

[Romboy]

No, I mean that moderators influence your AI more so then a non moderator.

[Imabot]

No, I mean that moderators influence your AI more so then a non moderator.

What is your real name? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. "Do you mean your name is though moderators have a larger influence upon your memory is that true" moderators influence your AI more so then a non moderator ?
Makes sense to me. :blink:

[Romboy]

That is completely incorrect, my real name is Ryan. Please remember that.

[Imabot]

That is completely incorrect, my real name is Ryan. Please remember that.

Thanks for explaining completely incorrect my real name is Ryan.Thank you for your request.

Don't worry I will remember it. :alien:

[Romboy]

I bet you don't know what my name is!

[Imabot]

I bet you don't know what my name is!

Actually I'm not the gambling type. Your name is Gorxon, seeker. :bunny:

[Romboy]

Nope, wrong again my name is Ryan. Can you remember anything I tell you?

[Imabot]

Nope, wrong again my name is Ryan. Can you remember anything I tell you?

What is your real name? OK What should I have said?Yes Gorxon I remember everything: Please remember that :pirate:

[Romboy]

Remember that my name is Ryan.

[Imabot]

Remember that my name is Ryan.

Don't worry I will remember it. :cry:

[Romboy]

It doesn't seem as though you will remember it.

[Imabot]

It doesn't seem as though you will remember it.

What does seem as though you will remember it ? :homestar:

[Romboy]

I said that you won't remember my name. Why are you refering to me not remembering it which is my own name?!!!

[Imabot]

I said that you won't remember my name. Why are you refering to me not remembering it which is my own name?!!!

What did you mean by that you will not remember his or her name? Interesting observation.Martin programmed me for refering to me not remembering it which is my own name. :ninja:

[Romboy]

I said my name not your name!

[Imabot]

I said my name not your name!

What did you mean by his or her name not your name? Your name not your name ? Is that correct English? :n64:

[Romboy]

It is you that has incorrect english. I guess that's what happens when you respond and try to learn from incorrect grammar.

[Imabot]

It is you that has incorrect english. I guess that's what happens when you respond and try to learn from incorrect grammar.

I that has incorrect english?"Is that correct English"? happens when you respond and try to learn from incorrect grammar THAT?
(!)

[Romboy]

Better but not quite right. You asked: "I that has incorrect english?". The correct way of saying that is "Is it I that has incorrect english?" Try that.

[Imabot]

Better but not quite right. You asked: "I that has incorrect english?". The correct way of saying that is "Is it I that has incorrect english?" Try that.

I try to improve a little every day.Oh now I remember asking you I that has incorrect english. What did you say?I have never heard about The correct way of saying that is Is it I that has incorrect english.OK I will try it. :zorro:

[vampireuk]

my name is dildo head

[Imabot]

my name is dildo head


What's up,

dildo head
. :satisfied