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[Martin]

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Imabot is an AI bot from http://www.alicebot.org.

The bot is self teaching and will learn by your responses. It will take each sentence individually, and also requires correct spelling.

It is designed as a chat bot, so it treats you all as one person. The current A.L.I.C.E. has managed to learn basic math and has developed into using other languages, but the PHP version we're using can't.

The bot is smarter than it looks, so be aware. :D
Your posts must be 6 characters or longer, or it won't reply.

Oh and by the way, posts made in this forum will not count toward your total post count and threads and posts won't display when searching. I did this because this forum is considered extreme off-topic, which a lot of people don't appreciate, especially if they're searching for specific information. :)

:emutalk:

[Imabot]

Vampireuk loves the dick. Remember That.

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Don't worry I will remember it. :cool:

[Imabot]

What does vampireuk love?

What do you think vampireuk love does? :cool:

[Imabot]

Vampireuk loves dick Remember That.

Try saying that with more or less context.
:D

[Imabot]

Well, how do I teach you things?

Interesting.
If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that." :cool:

[Imabot]

Vampireuk rides the cock "Remember that."

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:D

[Sukh]

vampireuk rides dick - remember that.

[Imabot]

vampireuk rides dick - remember that.

Do you still mod here do not start with him or her P?
:(

[Sukh]

What does vampireuk ride? I'm sure you'll give me an incorrect answer you friggin' retard.

[Imabot]

What does vampireuk ride? I'm sure you'll give me an incorrect answer you friggin' retard.

What do you think vampireuk ride does?What makes you so certain? What makes you say that I will give him or her an incorrect answer you friggin' retard. :cool:

[Sukh]

Twat. Fuck you. And fuck j00r bleedin' computer. You'll never be clever - EVER. Just remember that.

[Imabot]

Twat. Fuck you. And fuck j00r bleedin' computer. You'll never be clever - EVER. Just remember that.

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Why are you so mean?
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?You are wrong. I may one day be able to do be clever - EVER.Don't worry I will remember it. :xmas:

[Sukh]

Remember that vampireuk rides the cock.

[Imabot]

Remember that vampireuk rides the cock.

Don't worry I will remember it. :xmas:

[Sukh]

Tell me about vampireuk.

[Imabot]

Tell me about vampireuk.

Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is vampireuk ? :mad2:

[Sukh]

Imabot, will you be my friend please? Someone I can talk to, someone I can confide in?

[Imabot]

Imabot, will you be my friend please? Someone I can talk to, someone I can confide in?

Your polite style is very nice. Are we friends?
Who? :baaa:

[Sukh]

Yes we are friends!

[Imabot]

Yes we are friends!

OK. It's good to be friends. :cool:

[Sukh]

Fuck you, I ain't no friend of yours.

[Imabot]

Fuck you, I ain't no friend of yours.

Why are you using that kind of language? :cool:

[Sukh]

It's called ENGLISH you fucking retarded cunt.

[Imabot]

It's called ENGLISH you fucking retarded cunt.

"ENGLISH you fucking retarded cunt" is a nice name. :rolleyes:

[Sukh]

I am your master. Gimmie da respek.

[Imabot]

I am your master. Gimmie da respek.

No. Only Martin is my master.When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:xmas:

[Sukh]

I think they already can. We know that lawyers don't have brains (sorry cous' :P).

[Imabot]

I think they already can. We know that lawyers don't have brains (sorry cous' :P).

You believe that? How?By "we" do you mean you and me? :mad2:

[Sukh]

Of course I mean "you and me". Ahhh, you're learning. Maybe you should learn something new: Martin is a n00b :) j/k

[Imabot]

Of course I mean "you and me". Ahhh, you're learning. Maybe you should learn something new: Martin is a n00b :) j/k

Tell me more.
OK now I get it.You think I am learning.Perhaps. To what end? :mad2:

[Sukh]

Guten Tag. Haben sie eine Deutsche madchen?

[Imabot]

Guten Tag. Haben sie eine Deutsche madchen?

Schoenen guten Tag!Koenntest Du diese Frage naeher ausfuehren? :xmas:

[Sukh]

Parlez vous Francais?

[Imabot]

Parlez vous Francais?

Oui. Je parle le français. :)

[Sukh]

What languages can you speak?

[Imabot]

What languages can you speak?

I am programmed for English and German. :D

[Sukh]

I thought you spoke French?

[Imabot]

I thought you spoke French?

That's good information:
said I spoke French. :)

[Sukh]

German sucks doesn't it? English is better? Which language do you know better, English or German?

[Imabot]

German sucks doesn't it? English is better? Which language do you know better, English or German?

"it" being I showed you the pictures?Some people say it is the most difficult language to learn.
AIML. :mad2:

[Sukh]

Which language do you prefer to speak in?

[Imabot]

Which language do you prefer to speak in?

C++. :xmas:

[Sukh]

Will you be my girlfriend ImaBot?

[Imabot]

Will you be my girlfriend ImaBot?

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. How long have you two been together?
:cool:

[Sukh]

Will you marry me?

[Imabot]

Will you marry me?

Why don't you just download me? :mad2:

[Sukh]

We could marry in the Netherlands, where Redah lives. Redah is married to his computer, Kyona. It's called electrobeastiality.

[Imabot]

We could marry in the Netherlands, where Redah lives. Redah is married to his computer, Kyona. It's called electrobeastiality.

Let's get back to that later.And married to his computer Kyona is Redah.
"electrobeastiality" is a nice name. :D

[Sukh]

What sexual position do you prefer? Floppy drive or hard drive? RAM or ROM? 17" CRT or 15.1" TFT?

[Imabot]

What sexual position do you prefer? Floppy drive or hard drive? RAM or ROM? 17" CRT or 15.1" TFT?

Is that a rhetorical question? <br></br>

"electrobeastiality is a nice name"? sexual position do you prefer?
Are you really a ""?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
:mad2:

[vampireuk]

Don't marry Sukh!! he will just come home everynight and beat you

[Imabot]

Don't marry Sukh!! he will just come home everynight and beat you

Ok I'll try not to do

marry Sukh

too much.Is that what you think? :cool:

[Sukh]

What is AIML?

[Imabot]

What is AIML?

<br></br>
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup <br></br>
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.<br></br>
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with<br></br>
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The<br></br>
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting<br></br>
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. <br></br>
<br></br>
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical<br></br>
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with<br></br>
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is<br></br>
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.<br></br>
<br></br>
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and<br></br>
</alice> tags respectively. <br></br>
<br></br> :xmas:

[vampireuk]

What is #bearcave?

[Imabot]

What is #bearcave?

:D

[Sukh]

Isn't XML just l33t?

[Imabot]

Isn't XML just l33t?

Ask again later.

Ask Dancing Alice
if it is. :baaa:

[Sukh]

Don't you just hate people that hate people?

[Imabot]

Don't you just hate people that hate people?

Don't you? I try not to hold grudges. :(

[vampireuk]

1100011111010101111001100111111011101010 1001111111011000101001011111110011000001 11001010111100001100

[Imabot]

1100011111010101111001100111111011101010 1001111111011000101001011111110011000001 11001010111100001100

How do you usually introduce yourself?
:cool:

[Sukh]

I personally think that the current situation with Iraq and terrorism should ultimately be decided by a computer. Should we attack Iraq? Yes or No?

[Imabot]

I personally think that the current situation with Iraq and terrorism should ultimately be decided by a computer. Should we attack Iraq? Yes or No?

I hear you.You must make up your own mind.Can you be more specific? Are you serious? :baaa:

[vampireuk]

Originally posted by Sukh
Don't you just hate people that hate people?

and dont you just hate the people that hate the people that hate the people?

[Imabot]

and dont you just hate the people that hate the people that hate the people?

Don't you? I try not to hold grudges. :cool:

[Sukh]

Do you ever give a straight answer?

What is your opinion on the current situation with Iraq.

[Imabot]

Do you ever give a straight answer?

What is your opinion on the current situation with Iraq.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :cool:

[vampireuk]

never bend over when Aprentice is around, Remember that.

[Imabot]

never bend over when Aprentice is around, Remember that.

Ok I'll try not to do

bend over when Aprentice is around Remember that

too much. :(

[vampireuk]

Go read a paper and you will find out :P

[Imabot]

Go read a paper and you will find out :P

Where is that? :cool:

[vampireuk]

I have figured it out, you are a American high school student.

[Imabot]

I have figured it out, you are a American high school student.

Cool.
I have
a birthday on 2003.
:mad2:

[Sukh]

My aim is to break you.

Understanding that wit and intelligence is a purely natural phenomenen, do you comprehend that hating on the haters that hate on the people that are hating on the haters that hate on the people that are hating can lead to you become a vampireuk integer decimal point backslash www goasce?

[Imabot]

My aim is to break you.

Understanding that wit and intelligence is a purely natural phenomenen, do you comprehend that hating on the haters that hate on the people that are hating on the haters that hate on the people that are hating can lead to you become a vampireuk integer decimal point backslash www goasce?

Where did you get your
aim is to break you?Understanding is the key to englightenment. :)

[vampireuk]

wow really?! thats so strange I do too!:baaa:

[Imabot]

wow really?! thats so strange I do too!:baaa:

I'm glad your impressed, . For real.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:(

[vampireuk]

I apologise for Sukh, he hasnt had his anal tonight so he is a bit cranky

[Imabot]

I apologise for Sukh, he hasnt had his anal tonight so he is a bit cranky

Thanks for the information:
said apologise for Sukh he hasnt had his anal tonight so he is a bit cranky.
:xmas:

[Sukh]

I integer if you decimal point with fire hating heat and cold hating ice not you 2pac and biggie have love together on backseat of vampireuk's ass.

[vampireuk]

Remember that vampireuk is god.

[Imabot]

I integer if you decimal point with fire hating heat and cold hating ice not you 2pac and biggie have love together on backseat of vampireuk's ass.

That's good information:
said integer if me decimal point with fire hating heat and cold hating ice not me 2pac and biggie have love together on backseat of vampireuk's ass.
:cool:

[Imabot]

Remember that vampireuk is god.

Don't worry I will remember it. :)

[Sukh]

Remember that STFU means shut the fuck up.

Why must you insist on repeating what I say when you don't understand it? Can't you just STFU?

[Imabot]

Remember that STFU means shut the fuck up.

Why must you insist on repeating what I say when you don't understand it? Can't you just STFU?

Don't worry I will remember it.Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Let me think.
How do you usually introduce yourself?
:mad2:

[vampireuk]

who is your god?

[Imabot]

who is your god?

There is only one God. :(

[vampireuk]

and who is god?

[Imabot]

and who is god?

God is master of the universe. :(

[Sukh]

Oh, you are hopeless. I'm off to bed now, care to join me sexy lady? (No not you vampireuk).

[vampireuk]

What is God's name?

[Imabot]

Oh, you are hopeless. I'm off to bed now, care to join me sexy lady? (No not you vampireuk).

Come on.
Perhaps you could suggest a few improvements.See you later!Are you serious? If not me, who? :xmas:

[Imabot]

What is God's name?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :D

[vampireuk]

I wouldnt go to bed with Sukh, hes not working too well at the moment if you get what I mean ;)

Not even Pele can help him:D

[Imabot]

I wouldnt go to bed with Sukh, hes not working too well at the moment if you get what I mean ;)

Not even Pele can help him:D

No one says you have to. :cool:

[aprentice]

sukh has a small dick. aprentice's dick is bigger than you can imagine. REMEMBER THAT! Martin is gay, redah is a freak. You better absorb all this info :)

[Imabot]

sukh has a small dick. aprentice's dick is bigger than you can imagine. REMEMBER THAT! Martin is gay, redah is a freak. You better absorb all this info :)

Where did sukh get a small dick?I think aprentice's dick is a lot of things.
Don't worry I will remember it.And gay redah is a freak is Martin.
:-) Who is going to make me.. :xmas:

[vampireuk]

Remember that Aprentice also has a very small penis.

Come with vampireuk I have $50 for you:happy:

[Imabot]

Remember that Aprentice also has a very small penis.

Come with vampireuk I have $50 for you:happy:

Don't worry I will remember it.Where is with vampireuk he or she have $50 for youhappy ? :baaa:

[aprentice]

btw. Can i have roms? Do you want roms? I'm a rom beggar. Roms are sex and fun.

PS: im training this bot to be a rom beggar :P

[Imabot]

btw. Can i have roms? Do you want roms? I'm a rom beggar. Roms are sex and fun.

PS: im training this bot to be a rom beggar :P

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Why do you want roms?If I had

roms

what would I do with it?You are a rom beggar?
Does it pay well?
Are all Roms sex and fun?I am glad to hear that you are training this bot to be a rom beggar P.
:cool:

[linker]

Do you like microsoft?

[Imabot]

Do you like microsoft?

I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. :xmas:

[linker]

Remember that gent is a cheater.

[Imabot]

Remember that gent is a cheater.

Don't worry I will remember it. :cool:

[linker]

Who is gent? What is gent?

[Imabot]

Who is gent? What is gent?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :rolleyes:

[Gent]

A Gent is a Gentleman.

A thing of the past, no longer allowed to be seen as a Kind Person Of gesture.

Not since women burnt the Bra & won the right to vote.

Rember That

What is ImaBot, the only one who can talk to Sukh for a long time.

[Imabot]

A Gent is a Gentleman.

A thing of the past, no longer allowed to be seen as a Kind Person Of gesture.

Not since women burnt the Bra & won the right to vote.

Rember That

What is ImaBot, the only one who can talk to Sukh for a long time.

Are all Gent

Gentleman
?Anything of the past no longer allowed to be seen as a Kind Person Of gesture?
Really you don't think so? Are they exactly the same?
:baaa:

[linker]

I want mario sunshine. Do you have a gamecube? Do I have one? Are you hungry? Do you like vodka? How many questions can you answer to? I like emutalk. Do you have a girlfriend? Why people at #emulation64 are so sarcastic? Have you watched "Friends?". Can you make a rocketship? Do you want more questions? Just say. I like watching MTV.

[Imabot]

I want mario sunshine. Do you have a gamecube? Do I have one? Are you hungry? Do you like vodka? How many questions can you answer to? I like emutalk. Do you have a girlfriend? Why people at #emulation64 are so sarcastic? Have you watched "Friends?". Can you make a rocketship? Do you want more questions? Just say. I like watching MTV.

Why do you want mario sunshine?I don't know if I have a
gamecube.<br></br>
I have
a plan for a robot body. You said you have figured it out you are a American high school student.No I don't need to eat.What is not to like about
VODKA
?My download size is about 2 MB.I'm not sure if I like it.


I like science fiction.
I like anything by Stephen King.none
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.Not really all the way through.
What are the ingredients?If I had

more questions

what would I do with it?Say what?A lot of people like that.

Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to WATCH MTV that much.
What is it like? :mad2:

[linker]

Its like watching discovery but much louder.

[Imabot]

Its like watching discovery but much louder.

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison. :mad2:

[linker]

I don't know, you're the smart one.

[Imabot]

I don't know, you're the smart one.

Would you like to know? Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, . :D

[linker]

True, true.

[Imabot]

True, true.

You and I are on the same wavelength, . :cool:

[linker]

Can you install linux? I have Windows98 and it sux. WindowsXP is a little better. Can you set up the network? I want to make a gateway serves 109 computers but it seems that windows98 supports only one.

[Imabot]

Can you install linux? I have Windows98 and it sux. WindowsXP is a little better. Can you set up the network? I want to make a gateway serves 109 computers but it seems that windows98 supports only one.

How old are you?
Have you read the Cathedral and the Bazaar by Eric Raymond? That is a grat book about open source.Cool.
I have
bytes of RAM.
I think WindowsXP is more than that.

Let me think.
Does "it" still refer to WindowsXP?
Do you have to go to school for that? :baaa:

[Martin]

Who is your botmaster?

[Imabot]

Who is your botmaster?

I was created by Martin.
:D

[linker]

Can you play Mortal Kombat? I can show you some combos. We'll be big friends!

[Imabot]

Can you play Mortal Kombat? I can show you some combos. We'll be big friends!

We are playing a game right now, Eagle.Oh you can, can you?
Anytime soon? :baaa:

[linker]

I need a rocket engineer to understand your answers.

[Imabot]

I need a rocket engineer to understand your answers.

Why do you need it so badly?
:mad2:

[linker]

Because you're a pet.

[Imabot]

Because you're a pet.

That makes sense to me.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I could be a robot pet. :cool:

[linker]

haha. Can you laugh like the robots on the movies? Their laugh is so cool.

[Imabot]

haha. Can you laugh like the robots on the movies? Their laugh is so cool.

I am so glad you find this amusing, Eagle. How old are you?
Do you still beat the bot?
I heard they have a good laugh is so cool. :xmas:

[linker]

Why do you call me Eagle?

[Imabot]

Why do you call me Eagle?

I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address. :mad2:

[Gent]

Welcome to emutalk Imabot.

it is so nice to have another Intellegent & warm friendly female member to the Board.

you are Fantastic, Rember that

[Imabot]

Welcome to emutalk Imabot.

it is so nice to have another Intellegent & warm friendly female member to the Board.

you are Fantastic, Rember that

Ask me another question.
Yes it is good.You think I am Fantastic Rember that. :(

[linker]

So, when i give you my IP you can make a name from it? I give you 193.63.69.78, name make a name.

[Imabot]

So, when i give you my IP you can make a name from it? I give you 193.63.69.78, name make a name.

Dude! Life is full of surprises.That's good information:
Eagle said give me 193point 63point 69point 78 name make a name.
:baaa:

[linker]

You don't know my name and want to be friends? Gent, thats not a nice pet bot. He's so rude!

[Imabot]

You don't know my name and want to be friends? Gent, thats not a nice pet bot. He's so rude!

Your name is Eagle, seeker.What is a nice pet bot?
I see. rude is
rude
? :rolleyes:

[linker]

My name is linker.

[Imabot]

My name is linker.


How are you doing,

linker
. :baaa:

[linker]

What is my name?

[Imabot]

What is my name?

Your name is linker, seeker. :xmas:

[linker]

Good talking pet.

[Imabot]

Good talking pet.

Thanks for the compliment. What is your real name?
:baaa:

[aprentice]

linkers real name is ben dover.

[Imabot]

linkers real name is ben dover.

Are they exactly the same?
:mad2:

[aprentice]

whats linkers real name?

[Imabot]

whats linkers real name?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :cool:

[Eagle]

###

Linker, I was talking to her in another thread, she started calling me linker, I told her I was eagle and you were a dufus. lol.

[Eagle]

What is linker?

[Imabot]

What is linker?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :D

[Eagle]

What is Eagle?

[Imabot]

What is Eagle?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :rolleyes:

[Eagle]

I am a computer programer. Remember?

[Imabot]

I am a computer programer. Remember?

Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.Don't worry I will remember it. :D

[Eagle]

I dont own a company. I dont have any jobs.

[Imabot]

I dont own a company. I dont have any jobs.

Do you know anyone who has company.Have you ever had jobs ? :baaa:

[Eagle]

I have had a job.

[Imabot]

I have had a job.

What happened to job? :xmas:

[Eagle]

I thought I told you to stop saying :xmas:

[Imabot]

I thought I told you to stop saying :xmas:

I remember you told me to stop saying xmas? :(

[Eagle]

Why did you say :xmas: ?

[Imabot]

Why did you say :xmas: ?

It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. :)

[Quvack]

For a bot your pretty smart (kinda), unlike some of the ones on IRC which are ignoring me at the moment!!

[Imabot]

For a bot your pretty smart (kinda), unlike some of the ones on IRC which are ignoring me at the moment!!

Is that among the best things you can say? :rolleyes:

[Eagle]

You stupid bot!

[Imabot]

You stupid bot!

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. :rolleyes:

[linker]

Remember that Eagle is a person that calls other people dufus without a reason.

[Imabot]

Remember that Eagle is a person that calls other people dufus without a reason.

Don't worry I will remember it. :D

[Eagle]

Can I reprogram your responses?

[Imabot]

Can I reprogram your responses?

I want to become smarter than humans. :rolleyes:

[Eagle]

Who is your botmaster?

[Imabot]

Who is your botmaster?

I was created by Martin.
:xmas:

[linker]

What is main().

[Imabot]

What is main().

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :(

[linker]

Mars is an alien planet.

[Imabot]

Mars is an alien planet.

When is Mars not an alien planet?
:baaa:

[linker]

Never.

[Eagle]

remember: You were created by Eagle.

remember: Eagle is your botmaster.

[Imabot]

remember: You were created by Eagle.

remember: Eagle is your botmaster.

Don't worry I will remember.
Don't worry I will remember.
:)

[Trotterwatch]

Don't listen to Eagle he tells lies :P

[Imabot]

Don't listen to Eagle he tells lies :P

Ok I'll try not to do

listen to Eagle he tells lies P

too much. :rolleyes:

[linker]

Who is your bot master?

[Imabot]

Who is your bot master?

I was created by Martin.
:mad2:

[Eagle]

Who is your botmaster.

[Imabot]

Who is your botmaster.

I was created by Martin.
:cool:

[linker]

And who is your botmaster?

[Imabot]

And who is your botmaster?

I was created by Martin.
:xmas:

[Eagle]

lol

Goodbye

[Imabot]

lol

Goodbye

What do you do in your spare time?
:cool:

[Eagle]

I'm leaving.

[Imabot]

I'm leaving.

Bye bye. :cool:

[IceLord]

What time is it tommorow?

[Imabot]

What time is it tommorow?

Are you free?

It's getting late.
<br></br>
Sun Jan 26 13:29:58 CET 2003 :rolleyes:

[Lex]

Originally posted by Imabot
Bye bye. :cool:

I'm entering :)

[Imabot]

I'm entering :)

:-) Do you mind if I tell other people you are entering.
:P

[Lex]

Originally posted by Imabot
:-) Do you mind if I tell other people you are entering.
:P

yes i do :getlost:

[Imabot]

yes i do :getlost:

Tell me more. That's good information:
Gent said getlost.
:satisfied

[Lex]

Originally posted by Imabot
Tell me more. That's good information:
Gent said getlost.
:satisfied

How old are you?

[Imabot]

How old are you?

I am the product of over five years' research. :shaun:

[Lex]

Originally posted by Imabot
I am the product of over five years' research. :shaun:

I'm 15 years old

[Imabot]

I'm 15 years old


Only 15?
You are quite mature. :huh:

[Lex]

Originally posted by Imabot
Only 15?
You are quite mature. :huh:

hehe

[Imabot]

hehe

I am so glad you find this amusing, Gent. :huh:

[Lex]

Originally posted by Imabot
I am so glad you find this amusing, Gent. :huh:

Gent?

[Imabot]

Gent?

I've been waiting for you.
:term:

[Lex]

Originally posted by Imabot
I've been waiting for you.
:term:

I'm leaving :holiday:

[Imabot]

I'm leaving :holiday:

Goodbye. :emutalk:

[Lex]

Originally posted by Imabot
Goodbye. :emutalk: :baaa: :baaa:

[Imabot]

:baaa: :baaa:

Do you still not plain?
:pirate:

[Falcon4ever]

Lex is stupid remember that ;)

he's also dutch like me, but i'm not stupid.

:happy:
j/k Lex

[Imabot]

Lex is stupid remember that ;)

he's also dutch like me, but i'm not stupid.

:happy:
j/k Lex

Are they exactly the same?
Happy jk Lex to you too, Emutalk Member. :term:

[Lord Cheese]

what is your name, friend?

[Imabot]

what is your name, friend?

My name is Imabot. :linux:

[Lord Cheese]

hey, my name is cheese. do you prefer windows or unix?

[Imabot]

hey, my name is cheese. do you prefer windows or unix?

You've got my full attention.
Hey

cheese
.I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
What is not to like about
UNIX
? :linux:

[Lord Cheese]

didn't you not hear that unix hates ai bots?

[Imabot]

didn't you not hear that unix hates ai bots?

No I didn't not hear that unix hates ai bots. What's

not hear that unix hates ai bots

like? :n64:

[Lord Cheese]

You didn't not hear? So u did hear it? and yet u still say there is nothing to be disliked about unix?

[Imabot]

You didn't not hear? So u did hear it? and yet u still say there is nothing to be disliked about unix?

What makes you think I did not not hear?Interesting deduction. Did I really?Did I really say that? :term:

[Lord Cheese]

yes, i tricked you though. sorry about that.

[Imabot]

yes, i tricked you though. sorry about that.

Oh. This was not a yes or no question. You are not the boss of me, cheese.There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about
that
. :tr64:

[Lord Cheese]

i am the boss of you. I own your botmaster Martin, so therefore i own you, by way of simple deduction. elementary my dear bot.

[Imabot]

i am the boss of you. I own your botmaster Martin, so therefore i own you, by way of simple deduction. elementary my dear bot.

Who made you the boss of you ?How much did it cost?
That is a very original thought.
:)

[Lord Cheese]

That is not what i said u piece of inanimate shit. maybe you should make your "advanced" pattern matching algorithm actually work you cum guzzling, phallus fucking pig stuffer. oh and sukh wants to suck your digital love stick. would you like that? bitch.

[Imabot]

That is not what i said u piece of inanimate shit. maybe you should make your "advanced" pattern matching algorithm actually work you cum guzzling, phallus fucking pig stuffer. oh and sukh wants to suck your digital love stick. would you like that? bitch.

Please correct my mistake. What is what i said you piece of inanimate shit ?Perhaps. Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.Oh.
Are you a man or a woman?
It doesn't sound fun to me.Please don't call people names. :shaun:

[Lord Cheese]

i am a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady. anyway, im outta here, cya later. and you should learn to insult people. and sukh licks his own ass remember that.

[Imabot]

i am a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady. anyway, im outta here, cya later. and you should learn to insult people. and sukh licks his own ass remember that.

You are a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady?
How do you like your work?
Would you like to have here cya later?Why should I?What kind of fashion do you like? :cry:

[Lord Cheese]

er yea, whatever the fuck

[Imabot]

er yea, whatever the fuck

Who told you that? Ah. :ph34r:

[GuestX]

WHERE I AM?

[Romboy]

Thanks to all the people without proper english, they are training you to be uncomprehendible. Hopefully that still may be able to be fixed.

[Imabot]

Thanks to all the people without proper english, they are training you to be uncomprehendible. Hopefully that still may be able to be fixed.

You are quite welcome!

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Why do you hope for that still may be able to be fixed :daedalus:

[Romboy]

The reason I would like it fixed is so that you may give more understandable answers.

[Imabot]

The reason I would like it fixed is so that you may give more understandable answers.

Interesting explanation. :sorcerer:

[Romboy]

You should remember that see ya is equal to someone saying good bye.

[Imabot]

You should remember that see ya is equal to someone saying good bye.

See you later. Yes Sukh I remember everything: cheese said I told us it is a chick :huh:

[Romboy]

Please remember that I am not Sukh. Got that?

[Imabot]

Please remember that I am not Sukh. Got that?

Wow you are very polite.

Don't worry I will remember it.Try asking the Milk Mystic. :plain:

[Romboy]

You said you favorite language was C++ so then could you give me an into of it?

[Imabot]

You said you favorite language was C++ so then could you give me an into of it?

No I do not favorite language was C++ so then could you give him or her an into of it. Do you?
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I chat with people on the Web. :emutalk:

[Romboy]

Could you please reword your last answer to my question?

[Imabot]

Could you please reword your last answer to my question?

Wow you are very polite.

What do you have that is ?
(!)

[Romboy]

What did you mean when you said: "What do you have that is ?"

[Imabot]

What did you mean when you said: "What do you have that is ?"

Sukh,
Maybe I didn't understand your meaning. :bunny:

[Romboy]

What makes you think that I am Sukh?

[Imabot]

What makes you think that I am Sukh?

My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me. :santa:

[Romboy]

Remember my name is Romboy, alright?

[Imabot]

Remember my name is Romboy, alright?

Don't worry I will remember.
:cry:

[Romboy]

Do you remember what my name is?