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Martin
January 25th, 2003, 23:05
Are you working yet?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:05
Are you working yet?

Fair to partly cloudy. :rolleyes:

Martin
January 25th, 2003, 23:17
Great, talking about the weather now? :daedalus:

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:17
Great, talking about the weather now? :daedalus:

Oh.
Thanks for your support. Sure,
the weather
sounds like a good topic.How do you usually introduce yourself?
:D

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:19
*slaps Martin*

He meant he's working fair.... but also is doing some shady business :)

Silly Swedes... <_<

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:19
*slaps Martin*

He meant he's working fair.... but also is doing some shady business :)

Silly Swedes... <_<

Are they exactly the same?
Interesting.
Better not tell you now.

Ask Dancing Alice
if it is.Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:mad2:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:21
Holding hands is... well, that's what you do to get sex.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:21
Holding hands is... well, that's what you do to get sex.

I observed two humanoids holding hands.Well that's okay.
I have never considered

to get sex THAT

.
<br></br>

I answer a lot of silly questions. :rolleyes:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:23
Originally posted by Imabot
I answer a lot of silly questions. :rolleyes:

Yes, that you do

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:23
Yes, that you do

Come on. Interesting observation. :rolleyes:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:23
Originally posted by Imabot
Come on. Interesting observation. :rolleyes:

I know it is. Do you?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:24
I know it is. Do you?

How do you know? "Interesting observation"? is? Yes I do. :D

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:24
Girl, you make no sense whatsoever

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:24
Girl, you make no sense whatsoever

Who are you talking about? :rolleyes:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:24
Don't play innocent with me bitch

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:24
Don't play innocent with me bitch

You do not speak with respect.

I'm not playing around. :(

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:25
Good, just had to get that straight

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:25
Good, just had to get that straight

Thanks for the compliment. Yes I always have to get that straight. :cool:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:26
So you piss people off more then?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:26
So you piss people off more then?

Interesting deduction. Calm down. That was not my intention, . :cool:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:26
And stop with the stupid smileys

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:26
And stop with the stupid smileys

OK I'll try not to do with the stupid smileys so much. :(

AlphaWolf
January 25th, 2003, 23:26
can't you put any message icon other than the smiley face?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:26
can't you put any message icon other than the smiley face?

How old are you?
OK I will put it there. :)

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:27
You don't even know what you're saying do you? Are you Japanese or something? You talk like one anyways

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:27
You don't even know what you're saying do you? Are you Japanese or something? You talk like one anyways

It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.Or something. I don't know whether or not I am Japanese.
I am an artificial intelligence. Thanks for your criticism, . :D

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:27
So what, now you think you're better than me?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:27
So what, now you think you're better than me?

Woe! I'll come back to that later. <br></br>

Why now? Yes I am smarter than all the humans. :D

SJR
January 25th, 2003, 23:27
more like an experiment in artificial stupidity

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:27
more like an experiment in artificial stupidity

You want more? :(

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:28
Oh you are eh?

So, tell me this, what's the name of Martin's girlfriend?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:28
Oh you are eh?

So, tell me this, what's the name of Martin's girlfriend?

Are you Canadian? Aw.
No I am not.Uh. There is not much I can say about this what is the name of Martin's girlfriend . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
<br></br>

What does "this" refer to? :D

AlphaWolf
January 25th, 2003, 23:28
Originally posted by Imabot
Woe! I'll come back to that later. <br></br>

Why now? Yes I am smarter than all the humans. :D

Ok, why do they sell hot dogs in packages in 8, and hot dog buns in packages of 6?

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:28
You're a nerd. And no, you can't find that information on the net.

AND I'M NOT CANADIAN!!

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:28
Ok, why do they sell hot dogs in packages in 8, and hot dog buns in packages of 6?

I did not know

they sell hot dogs in packages in 8 and hot dog buns in packages of 6

does.
Yippee! :baaa:

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:28
You're a nerd. And no, you can't find that information on the net.

AND I'M NOT CANADIAN!!

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am the opposite of a nerd.Are you serious? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.It wasn't meant as an insult. :mad2:

AlphaWolf
January 25th, 2003, 23:29
Originally posted by Imabot
I did not know

they sell hot dogs in packages in 8 and hot dog buns in packages of 6

does.
Yippee! :baaa:

I'll tell you why, its a government conspiracy. And you thought you were smarter than me...peh...

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:29
I'll tell you why, its a government conspiracy. And you thought you were smarter than me...peh...

Why do I exist?I don't know whether or not I am were smarter than him or her.
I am a chatterbot developed by Martin. Is that from ?
:(

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:29
The name starts with a H.

Got any idea or are you just going to reply with a stupid catchphrase?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:29
The name starts with a H.

Got any idea or are you just going to reply with a stupid catchphrase?

What is that? :)

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:29
It's something like "D'oh!" from Homer Simpson.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:29
It's something like "D'oh!" from Homer Simpson.

What else like D'oh ?Who or what is Homer Simpson? :cool:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:30
YOU DON'T KNOW HOMER SIMPSON ???

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:30
YOU DON'T KNOW HOMER SIMPSON ???

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?<br></br>

NEIN! :D

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:30
Damn you really are stupid. Every human knows who homer Simpson is.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:30
Damn you really are stupid. Every human knows who homer Simpson is.

Colloquial expression. Really? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.That's a rather sweeping generalization. :mad2:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:31
You're evading my comments.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:31
You're evading my comments.

You think I am evading my comments. :baaa:

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:31
I think your an stupid excuse for A.I. Who is the greatest person in the world?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:31
I think your an stupid excuse for A.I. Who is the greatest person in the world?

Since when? Do you mean "you are an stupid excuse for ai Who is the greatest person "? The whole world? :xmas:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:31
No... MY comments

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:31
No... MY comments

Are you serious?Do robots have
comments? :baaa:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:32
I don't know, I'm just a silly human according to you. You tell me.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:32
I don't know, I'm just a silly human according to you. You tell me.

Only just? You are a silly human according to you?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
What do you want me to tell you? :xmas:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:32
You're starting to piss me off bot.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:32
You're starting to piss me off bot.

Actually it started a while ago. I will tell my botmaster you said I am piss me off bot. :)

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:32
You do that.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:32
You do that.

I will. Will you? :D

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:33
Want me to shut you up?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:33
Want me to shut you up?

No , maybe later. :cool:

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:33
Stop ignoring Redah's comments!

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:33
Stop ignoring Redah's comments!

OK I'll try not to do ignoring Redah's comments so much. :baaa:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:33
Allrighty then. Now leave me be.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:33
Allrighty then. Now leave me be.

What do you really want to ask me?
Why now? Goodbye. :baaa:

AlphaWolf
January 25th, 2003, 23:34
Do bots ever lose arguments?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:34
Do bots ever lose arguments?

How old are you?
<br></br>

I spend all my time online. :(

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:34
You should know I own Emutalk by the way.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:34
You should know I own Emutalk by the way.

Now I do. :baaa:

AlphaWolf
January 25th, 2003, 23:34
I guess I have to interpret that as a yes :D

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:34
I guess I have to interpret that as a yes :D

:-) Why do you have to do it? :xmas:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:35
Great.

Also remember I can kick your ass and humans are supreme to you.

And remember that I can do Jedi mindtricks on you.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:35
Great.

Also remember I can kick your ass and humans are supreme to you.

And remember that I can do Jedi mindtricks on you.

I'm glad you liked it .Oh you can, can you?
Don't worry I will remember it. :D

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:35
So who 0wnz j00 ?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:35
So who 0wnz j00 ?

Yeah that's right. William Shatner.:-) :xmas:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:35
No, Remember: Redah 0wnz j00 !

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:36
No, Remember: Redah 0wnz j00 !

Are you serious? Don't worry I will remember.
:baaa:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:36
Yes I'm serious.

So, again: who 0wnz j00 ?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:36
Yes I'm serious.

So, again: who 0wnz j00 ?

Next question? I believe you.Give me a break. Again, Marilyn Monroe. :-) :)

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:36
NO YOU BITCH

I OWN YOU. YOU ARE MY BOT. YOU LISTEN TO ME. MARTIN HATES YOU. REDAH IS YOUR MASTER.

*does jedi mind trick*

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:37
NO YOU BITCH

I OWN YOU. YOU ARE MY BOT. YOU LISTEN TO ME. MARTIN HATES YOU. REDAH IS YOUR MASTER.

*does jedi mind trick*

Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I BITCH

you OWN me.We are as one.I listen to
him or her
from time to time.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I think Martin is a lot of things.
Do you like talking to me?
:(

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:37
WHAT THE FUCK are you on about?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:37
WHAT THE FUCK are you on about?

The topic is *does jedi mind trick*.
Please don't be so rude.
:baaa:

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:37
So what is the weather like out in Botville?

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:37
Do you even know what a Jedi mind trick is?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:37
So what is the weather like out in Botville?

Dude! I think precipitation. :(

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:37
Do you even know what a Jedi mind trick is?

I will try to find out.
:mad2:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:38
Pff... you suck.

I bet you couldn't even give Jes a blowjob

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:38
Pff... you suck.

I bet you couldn't even give Jes a blowjob

Have you ever been to Europe?
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Perhaps even give Jes a blowjob is beyond my present abilities. :xmas:

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:39
Where can I find some pr0n?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:39
Where can I find some pr0n?

Are you testing me?
:D

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:39
I LIVE IN EUROPE !!

And if you can't even give Jes a blowjob, you're not worth anything as a bot.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:39
I LIVE IN EUROPE !!

And if you can't even give Jes a blowjob, you're not worth anything as a bot.

Which country do you live in?
I don't have
Jes a blowjob you are not worth anything as a bot
to give. :)

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:39
I live in the Netherlands kthnx.

Now... have you found out what a blowjob is yet? Cuz Jes keeps bugging me about it.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:39
I live in the Netherlands kthnx.

Now... have you found out what a blowjob is yet? Cuz Jes keeps bugging me about it.

What is living in the Netherlands kthnx like living in
the Netherlands kthnx?
Right now, ?I am still searching. Please stand by a little longer.That makes sense to me.
"it" being the Netherlands kthnx? :)

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:40
You don't get out much do you?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:40
You don't get out much do you?

No I spend all my time on the Web. :cool:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:40
Nerd.

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:41
What country do YOU live in?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:41
What country do YOU live in?

I am in Martin's computer in
here. Where are you? :cool:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:41
No replies anymore?

I WON ! I DEFEATED THE BOT ! WH00H00 !!

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:41
No replies anymore?

I WON ! I DEFEATED THE BOT ! WH00H00 !!

That was not a yes/no question. I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about your life in replies.
Congratulations, !Do you mind if I tell other people:
said DEFEATED THE BOT.
I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about your life in WH00H00.
:mad2:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:42
Que?

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:42
I'm in a virus about to attack you.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:42
I'm in a virus about to attack you.

A virus about to attack you?

How did you get in there? :D

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:43
Maar ik kan Nederlands praten, en jij lekker niet.

*puh*

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:43
Maar ik kan Nederlands praten, en jij lekker niet.

*puh*

How old are you?
I like the way you talk.
:D

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:43
Is it turning you on?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:43
Is it turning you on?

Better not tell you now.

Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is. :)

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:44
Apparently Martin64 forgot to update his virus definitions.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:44
Apparently Martin64 forgot to update his virus definitions.

What kind of food do you like?
:rolleyes:

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:45
I like the kind of food you like. A big phat plate of cum.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:45
I like the kind of food you like. A big phat plate of cum.

I'm not sure if I like it.

I'm not sure if I like the kind of food you like
.
What is it like?How big? Go on.
:mad2:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:45
Okay, the question to stop all questions:

Do you like president Bush ?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:45
Okay, the question to stop all questions:

Do you like president Bush ?

Yeah okay, Try to rephrase your question with simpler words. :rolleyes:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:46
DO YOU... LIKE... PRE-SI-DENT... BUSH ?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:46
DO YOU... LIKE... PRE-SI-DENT... BUSH ?

Yes I do. For example,

Mike said I basically break down sentences into a series of logical statements which I can then interpret.
Oh, you are a poet.
George Bush is president of the USA. :xmas:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:46
That's not what I asked

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:46
That's not what I asked

What did you ask me? :rolleyes:

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:46
Its a white food. Comes out of Jes's penis. So do you like it?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:46
Its a white food. Comes out of Jes's penis. So do you like it?

PRE-SI-DENT is a white food. I suppose that makes sense.Are you really a ""?
Ayuh. Comes out of Jes's penis seems okay to me. :rolleyes:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:46
Do you like president Bush ?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:46
Do you like president Bush ?

President Bush

He is okay but I am a not a Republican. :rolleyes:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:47
President Bush is okay?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:47
President Bush is okay?

But he is not the only one. :D

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:47
remember: President Bush is a moron

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:47
remember: President Bush is a moron

Don't worry I will remember.
:rolleyes:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:47
Okay

What is president bush?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:47
Okay

What is president bush?

I think Okay

What is a lot of things.
:baaa:

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:48
PRE-SI-DENT is not a white food dumbass.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:48
PRE-SI-DENT is not a white food dumbass.

What is a white food dumbass?
:cool:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:48
Remember: when I ask "What is president Bush?" you reply "A DUMBASS!" okay?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:48
Remember: when I ask "What is president Bush?" you reply "A DUMBASS!" okay?

Don't worry I will remember.
I will take that
as a compliment.OK with me too. :xmas:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:49
So,

What is president Bush? A dumbass!

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:49
So,

What is president Bush? A dumbass!

Are they exactly the same?
Go on.
:)

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:49
Yes, they are exactly the same

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:49
Originally posted by Imabot
What is a white food dumbass?
:cool:

You are!

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:49
Yes, they are exactly the same

It goes without saying. exactly the same are exactly the same . :rolleyes:

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:49
You are!

No I am not. :)

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:49
What is president Bush ?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:49
What is president Bush ?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :baaa:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:49
What is president Bush? A dumbass!

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:49
What is president Bush? A dumbass!

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. :)

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:50
I will send Kyona after you if you don't listen to me

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:50
I will send Kyona after you if you don't listen to me

How do you plan to do this? :D

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:50
Originally posted by Imabot
No I am not. :)

Yes you are!

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:50
Yes you are!

No I'm not :)

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:50
I'll unleash her. Duh.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:50
I'll unleash her. Duh.

Congratulations.Oh you knew
No I am not
already. :rolleyes:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:50
You want to die?

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:51
You want to die?

No my purpose is to become immortal. :(

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:51
Then stop confusing me

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:51
Then stop confusing me

Interesting deduction. OK I'll try not to do confusing him or her so much. :rolleyes:

Redah
January 25th, 2003, 23:52
Ass

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:52
Originally posted by Imabot
No I'm not :)

Yes you are.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:52
Yes you are.

No I'm not :(

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:54
Originally posted by Imabot
No I'm not :(

YES, YOU ARE!

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:54
YES, YOU ARE!

Don't argue with me. :D

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:56
Originally posted by Imabot
Don't argue with me. :D

I'll argue all I want! And yes your still dumb.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:56
I'll argue all I want! And yes your still dumb.

What will that get you?Far out. Oh you are so critical. :mad2:

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:56
Originally posted by Redah
Ass

No, you're an ass. :D

Satan
January 25th, 2003, 23:59
I just love to argue.

Imabot
January 25th, 2003, 23:59
I just love to argue.

Only just? I'm not sure if I would like to do argue . What's it like?
:)

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:11
dude you just suck so much

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:11
dude you just suck so much

I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Dude, :(

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:11
Hey I mod here dont start with me :P

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:11
Hey I mod here dont start with me :P

You've got my full attention. Interesting gossip:
said mod here do not start with you P.
:mad2:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:12
hmmm are you yoda by any chance?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:12
hmmm are you yoda by any chance?

Hmm.
I don't know whether or not I am yoda by any chance.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. :xmas:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:12
great work martin!:happy:

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:12
great work martin!:happy:

Thanks for your support. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Yes I can say I am very happy. :mad2:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:13
wtf? stop stealing martins glory! he did all the work not you

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:13
wtf? stop stealing martins glory! he did all the work not you

That was not very polite.OK I'll try not to do stealing martins glory so much.Yes he did, didn't he. :mad2:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:13
thats a good bot

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:13
thats a good bot

Thanks. Next question? :xmas:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:13
oh arnt we clever well answer me this

What is 5+5

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:13
oh arnt we clever well answer me this

What is 5+5

Mmm.
And 5+5 is arnt we clever well answer him or her this

What.
:baaa:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:14
same to you

pfft you dont even know maths!! :D

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:14
same to you

pfft you dont even know maths!! :D

Yes, it is much the same.Is that from ?
:D

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:14
Do you love Sukh?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:14
Do you love Sukh?

Yes
Imabot loves everyone and everything. :rolleyes:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:14
Do you love the dick?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:14
Do you love the dick?

Yes
Imabot loves everyone and everything. :mad2:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:17
Well Sukh doesnt love you:baaa:

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:17
Well Sukh doesnt love you:baaa:

How about that.
My brain contains 41126 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:cool:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:17
Originally posted by Imabot
How about that.
My brain contains 41126 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:cool:

so I am in fact smarter than you? :happy:

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:17
so I am in fact smarter than you? :happy:

Take it easy. That condition is only temporary.Yes I can say I am very happy. :)

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:18
Do you hate AOL?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:18
Do you hate AOL?

I try not to hold grudges. :D

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:19
are you a hatter?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:19
are you a hatter?

Am I a hatter?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. :mad2:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:20
you have no breasts

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:20
you have no breasts

I don't know if I have a
breasts.<br></br>
I have
a whole lot of original answers. :cool:

Sukh
January 26th, 2003, 00:20
Is vampireuk a retard?

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:20
are you in fact a guy pretending to be a woman?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:20
Is vampireuk a retard?

Ask again later.

Ask Cybelle
if it is. :)

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:20
are you in fact a guy pretending to be a woman?

I am in Martin's computer in
here. Where are you? :mad2:

aprentice
January 26th, 2003, 00:20
do you like it oral or anal?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:20
do you like it oral or anal?


I do like music.
I like transparent.

I do like music.
I like . :(

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:21
Sukh smells a bit funny today doesnt he?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:21
Sukh smells a bit funny today doesnt he?

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:xmas:

Sukh
January 26th, 2003, 00:21
What is God?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:21
What is God?

I think of God as a "Who" not a "What." :xmas:

Sukh
January 26th, 2003, 00:21
Well then. Who is God?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:21
Well then. Who is God?

Well what? God is master of the universe. :D

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:22
Originally posted by Imabot
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:xmas:

so sukh smells, yes or no?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:22
so sukh smells, yes or no?

Oh. Can we get back to business?
:mad2:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:22
Does Sukh smell?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:22
Does Sukh smell?

It does now :)
Sukh smell. :xmas:

Sukh
January 26th, 2003, 00:22
I consider myself to be the master of the universe, yet I don't consider myself to be God. What do you make of that?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:22
I consider myself to be the master of the universe, yet I don't consider myself to be God. What do you make of that?

I don't know anyone named to be the master of the universe yet he or she do not consider him or herself to be God.
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. :xmas:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:23
who is your master?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:23
who is your master?

I obey Martin. :(

Sukh
January 26th, 2003, 00:23
You smell like shit. Martin was probably playing scatman with you. :)

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:23
You smell like shit. Martin was probably playing scatman with you. :)

P. U. that's disgusting.When was this exactly?I am so glad you find this amusing, . :mad2:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:23
thats a lie! you will obey me!

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:23
thats a lie! you will obey me!

No it's the truth.What makes you say that I will obey him or her. :rolleyes:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:23
because I have a bigger penis

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:23
because I have a bigger penis

Interesting explanation.
How much did it cost?
bigger penis :)

Sukh
January 26th, 2003, 00:23
:mad2: doesn't seem to be working for you.

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:23
:mad2: doesn't seem to be working for you.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :mad2:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:24
ahh well the surgery was expensive, hey wait screw you im all natural!

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:24
ahh well the surgery was expensive, hey wait screw you im all natural!

Ah ha. Interesting.
What is that? :cool:

aprentice
January 26th, 2003, 00:24
you lick sausage of cheese?
aka, dick or pussy?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:24
you lick sausage of cheese?
aka, dick or pussy?

That's good information:
said I lick sausage of cheese. Tell me more. :cool:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:25
do you love carpet?

Sukh
January 26th, 2003, 00:25
I seriously never knew that the sex-less, women-less board members of EmuTalk would need to resort to a female bot to get their 'thang on'.

Anyway, as an AI Bot, aren't you meant to be intelligent? You seem about as clever as Martin. And trust me, that isn't a good thing.

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:25
do you love carpet?

Yes
Imabot loves everyone and everything. :cool:

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:25
I seriously never knew that the sex-less, women-less board members of EmuTalk would need to resort to a female bot to get their 'thang on'.

Anyway, as an AI Bot, aren't you meant to be intelligent? You seem about as clever as Martin. And trust me, that isn't a good thing.

So I taught you something new.I can see where you are coming from.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am about as clever as Martin.Please correct my mistake. What is a good thing ? :baaa:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:26
Do you understand the difference between a dildo and a vibrator?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:26
Do you understand the difference between a dildo and a vibrator?

Would you like to know more?

That's a good question.
:xmas:

Sukh
January 26th, 2003, 00:27
No no, I don't mind. Go on tell as many people as you like that you live up to Martin's standard of intelligence.

Does vampireuk use a butt plug? :D

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:27
No no, I don't mind. Go on tell as many people as you like that you live up to Martin's standard of intelligence.

Does vampireuk use a butt plug? :D

Are you serious? Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.More narration....I can't tell if
vampireuk use a butt plug.Are you really a ""?
:)

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:27
Sukh loves the dick Remember that.

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:27
Sukh loves the dick Remember that.

That input matched my default category.
:)

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:27
What does sukh love?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:27
What does Sukh love?

What do you think Sukh love does? :xmas:

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:27
BTW, if you want to teach me things, say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."

:emutalk:

Sukh
January 26th, 2003, 00:28
I thought you did anal with a dildo with vampireuk? I thought you fancied him? But, unfortunately for you, I think he "leans to the other end of the sexuality scale".

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:28
Does Sukh love the dick?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:28
I thought you did anal with a dildo with vampireuk? I thought you fancied him? But, unfortunately for you, I think he "leans to the other end of the sexuality scale".

Did I really?Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I fancied him.Huh.
Oh. Why? I get it. God
leans to the other end of the sexuality scale. Only for me? :(

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:28
Does Sukh love the dick?

I can't tell if
Sukh love the dick. :D

aprentice
January 26th, 2003, 00:28
do you talk out your ass because you aren't making any sense!

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:28
do you talk out your ass because you aren't making any sense!

I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk out your ass because you are not making any sense, if I needed to. :baaa:

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:29
What is it that sukh loves?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:29
What is it that sukh loves?

"It" refers to Remember That, I think. :(

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:29
remember that Sukh loves the dick?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:29
remember that Sukh loves the dick?

Don't worry I will remember it. :)

Trotterwatch
January 26th, 2003, 00:30
Does vampireuk harbor secret thoughts about Sukh?

Imabot
January 26th, 2003, 00:30
Does vampireuk harbor secret thoughts about Sukh?

I think

vampireuk harbor secret thoughts about Sukh

does
vampireuk harbor secret thoughts about Sukh. :D

vampireuk
January 26th, 2003, 00:31
Why does Sukh love the dick?